Apparently cast using an underwear catalogue, TWILIGHT is poised to possibly be 2008's Biggest Opening Bad Movie. Kept from the prying eyes of pesky film critics, and marketed directly to 13-year-old girls who moon over posterboys on their bedroom walls, TWILIGHT is getting savage early word-of-mouth. In fact (here comes the inevitable pun) we're hearing it SUX! To discuss, CLICK HERE.
Exhaustively researched and up-dated weekly, our Complete List of Eligible Releases is the definitive source on everything that's come out in any given year. By December 31, last year's list had 519 titles on it. And 46 weeks into this year, our 2008 List has over 500 films on it, with 62 of them already under discussion as likely contenders for The 29th Annual RAZZIES®.
Few movies look so dauntingly awful that even Our Berry Own Head RAZZberry wouldn't subject himself to them. Our Worst DVD of the Weak pick belongs in that select group: "Inspired" by a Country/Western song, and featuring toothless sheriffs and long-haired law-breakers, BEER FOR MY HORSES looks alarmingly less intelligent than DUKES OF HAZZARD. Avoid the hazard of brain damage...and jess stay away, ya hear!
Legendary in its ineptitude, the Wisconsin-made 1975 Low Budget Blunder GIANT SPIDER INVASION was hilarious even before it got the MST3K treatment. This Friday, it debuts on TCM, complete with a cast full of wanna-be's and never-weres, and VW Beetles posing as giant spiders. Listed in OFFICIAL RAZZIE® MOVIE GUIDE, GSI is a Musn't Miss for any Bad Movie Lover!
The entire Industy smelled big bux for the opening round of the umpteenth James Bond flick, but few guess-timators put QUANTUM OF SOLACE at the huge $67 million it actually grossed. Last week's B.O. champ MADAGASCAR, TOO held on at #2, with a still potent $35+ million. To see B.O. MoJo's complete list of weekend grosses, CLICK HERE.
STRONG SUCKER FOR 2008 Tom Cruise as a Live-Action Version of "Fearless Leader" from BULLWINKLE...or is it Col. Klink?!? That is true. So, if Tom Cruise plays the same role over and over and, even worse, he's not really acting but...
Just Send It Straight To DVD! Tom Cruise as a Live-Action Version of "Fearless Leader" from BULLWINKLE...or is it Col. Klink?!? Don't see it. Because it's Maverick older and this time he is trying to kill Hitler.I am serious. From what I have seen and heard...
Just Send It Straight To DVD! Tom Cruise as a Live-Action Version of "Fearless Leader" from BULLWINKLE...or is it Col. Klink?!? You may tar and feather me for this but I thought cruise was brilliant in "Tropic Thunder"- lets leave the man to his wacky wacky...
Just Send It Straight To DVD! Tom Cruise as a Live-Action Version of "Fearless Leader" from BULLWINKLE...or is it Col. Klink?!? Oh sure, we can admit he was good in "Tropic Thunder," but this "Valkyrie" movie is a totally different animal...
Just Send It Straight To DVD! Tom Cruise as a Live-Action Version of "Fearless Leader" from BULLWINKLE...or is it Col. Klink?!? Hey- ill reserve judgement till i see it on free tv in 5 years. what? You didn't expect me to pay to see a Tom cruise movie did yo...
From Jan. 1 - Nov. 21st, 2008 Including EVERYTHING Released This Year...Up-Dated Weekly! Well if you critics would let up once in a while, then you wouldn't have that many prospects. I might...
From Jan. 1 - Nov. 21st, 2008 Including EVERYTHING Released This Year...Up-Dated Weekly! Kristen Stewart recently disowned the "Twilight" book! So did Robert Pattison. Not hard to believe, considering that the book is one...
From Jan. 1 - Nov. 21st, 2008 Including EVERYTHING Released This Year...Up-Dated Weekly! As I stated many times before, I hope Disaster Movie ends up sweeping the Razzies. Unfortunately, I'm worried that voters would be...
From Jan. 1 - Nov. 21st, 2008 Including EVERYTHING Released This Year...Up-Dated Weekly! Pissing contest #52 between Miguel and Saturn COMMENCE!!! Seriously, though — I love this. Berry...