The Official RAZZIE® Forum : A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : D.O.A. - DEAD OR ALIVE : A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:07 +0000 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:53:05 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=1955 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : I watched it. Mindless, gulity... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=17148#17148 Author: Michaels
Subject: 1955
Posted: July 11 2008 at 3:53pm

I watched it. Mindless, gulity pleasure at the most. It was just a bunch of actors and actresses having fun in front of a camera and not trying to hide it. However, if Uwe Boll directed it, oh boy, it would have been much worse.]]> Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:53:05 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=17148#17148 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : Dead Or Alive is just a series... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=15048#15048 Author: Jack Spencer Jr
Subject: 1955
Posted: January 18 2008 at 1:07pm

Dead Or Alive is just a series of one-on-one fighting games with the noteworthy addition of RFP: Realistic Funbag Physics. The girls of Dead or Alive are quite.... jiggly. Perhaps too jiggly, somewhere around the consistency of watery Jell-o. That they decided to make a movie out of this does not surprise me. What does surprise me is that they released a volleyball game that's basically a dating sim, a genre inexplicably popular in Japan. Basically, you spend your day trying to get other girls to like you, which involves showering them with presents, once you figure out what they like. Except unlike regular dating sims where you get to bed your conquests, you just get them to be your volleyball partner. Why they didn't base the movie on this idea, I'll never understand.
]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:07:01 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=15048#15048 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : Has to be one of the lamest movies... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=14817#14817 Author: batman39
Subject: 1955
Posted: January 02 2008 at 1:26pm

Has to be one of the lamest movies in years. It probably doesn't deserve
even the attention of being nominated.   ]]> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:26:57 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=14817#14817 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : It was a pretty bad movie. It... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=13623#13623 Author: Criss808
Subject: 1955
Posted: September 30 2007 at 9:46am

It was a pretty bad movie. It should be considered in these categories...

WORST PICTURE, WORST DIRECTOR (Corey Yuen), WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR (Eric Roberts), WORST SCREENPLAY

]]> Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:46:17 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=13623#13623 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : This looked like "Showgirls",... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=13363#13363 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 1955
Posted: September 11 2007 at 11:23am

This looked like "Showgirls", except problably not as bad or oddly watchable.]]> Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:23:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=13363#13363 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : The title basically gives this... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12862#12862 Author: Criss808
Subject: 1955
Posted: August 02 2007 at 3:42pm

The title basically gives this movie away...D.O.A - Dead On Arrival!!!]]> Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:42:06 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12862#12862 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : More video game movies???? What's... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12754#12754 Author: dipitlow555
Subject: 1955
Posted: July 31 2007 at 4:59am

More video game movies???? What's next? "The Sims Movie"????????]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:59:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12754#12754 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : GOOFS: Continuity: We are shown... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12431#12431 Author: bruin_522
Subject: 1955
Posted: July 09 2007 at 4:08pm

GOOFS: Continuity: We are shown Helena having a tattoo on her lower back (during the beach scene) and one on her neck (during the fight scene with Christie), but later in the fight, with her back to us, both parts are visible, but the tattoos have disappeared.
]]> Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:08:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12431#12431 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : I just hope there isn't a... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12200#12200 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 16 2007 at 12:37am

I just hope there isn't a Rumble Roses movie coming out anytime soon.]]> Sat, 16 Jun 2007 00:37:40 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12200#12200 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : Well, it climbed up to 38%. http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12193#12193 Author: moviewizguy
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 15 2007 at 1:18pm

Well, it climbed up to 38%.]]> Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:18:08 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12193#12193 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : Update on this week's new... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12189#12189 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 15 2007 at 5:13am

Update on this week's new releases: NANCY DREW has climbed to a respectable 56% Approval Rating at RT ( LINK ), D.O.A. is stagnating around 50% ( LINK ) and FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER has tumbled to a surprisingly low 28% ( LINK ). Looks like SILVER SURFER may take NANCY's place as our second Worst New Movie of the Weak choice...]]> Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:13:16 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12189#12189 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : Great! Here's ANOTHER game... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12182#12182 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 14 2007 at 9:09am

Great!  Here's ANOTHER game that Hollywood will screw over.  I believe the only game that Hollywood hasn't manage to completely ruin is Mortal Kombat.]]> Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:09:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12182#12182 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : Damn, that DOA trailer looks like... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12175#12175 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 13 2007 at 5:14pm

Damn, that DOA trailer looks like this is going to be more like VALIUM OF
THE DOLLS!]]> Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:14:42 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12175#12175 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : This film does look Berry Bad... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12172#12172 Author: bruin_522
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 13 2007 at 4:17pm

This film does look Berry Bad alright. And for Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, despite ending up getting a family-friendly PG-rating, might be better than the first, which was OK, but like the other voters, didn't like Jessica Alba in that. Though, Head RAZZ, you have any thoughts on Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer? And do you have any thoughts on the other film about to be released in theaters this week as well, Nancy Drew?

Response from Head RAZZberry: Can't tell with FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER if it's gonna be okay or not. I actually kinda liked the first one (except for Alba) so I expect this sequel (unless it really blows) to avoid The Wrath of RAZZIE. As for NANCY DREW, as of Wednesday morning (6/13/07) it had a lowly 25% Approval Rating at RT ( LINK ) and looked like a likely alternative for Worst New Movie of the Weak. If, on top of getting bad reviews, it tanks at the box office (which my instincts tell me it will) we may add NANCY to our Forum discussions list early next week. I picked D.O.A. over DREW because the former sounded like it might actually be Enjoyably Bad, as opposed to just Dreadfully Bad, the way NANCY appears to be.. 

]]> Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:17:58 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12172#12172 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : I saw The DOA Movie Posters here... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12146#12146 Author: tomsmobr
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 11 2007 at 4:41am

I saw The DOA Movie Posters here where you can view them. I will have to admit seeing Jaime Pressly in that Red White & Blue Bikini Top all I can say is God Bless America    also they have trailer up at you tube view here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xm_WmRuoc http://www.impawards.com/2007/doa_dead_or_alive_ver3.html]]> Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:41:17 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12146#12146 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : Well, it will be released on theaters... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12140#12140 Author: moviewizguy
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 10 2007 at 10:41am

Well, it will be released on theaters this week, with FF2, which I cannot wait to watch!

Response from Head RAZZberry: Did you mean "unleashed" on theatres, or "released in theatres"??

]]> Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:41:23 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12140#12140 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : Huh? I thought I heard something... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12139#12139 Author: Berrynoia
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 10 2007 at 9:47am

Huh?  I thought I heard something about this movie going direct-to-DVD last April.

"The DOA movie is poised to hit store shelves rather than theaters, it seems. Kotaku notes the IMDB entry, saying that the film won't be headed to movie theaters. Instead, it will have a direct-to-DVD release in the U.S. sometime in April."

Sigh...I thought the DOA movie people were going to be merciful and keep this out of theaters.  I also heard that they originally tried to release this in U.S. theaters back in November or December 2006. 

Response from Head RAZZberry:  D.O.A. certainly looks like it shoulda been a Direct-to-DVD release, but apparently did well enough in foreign territories (LINK) to convince American theatre owners it might have a shot as a theatrical. Given how cheap-jack the promotional materials for the film make it look, the $6 million it has taken in to date overseas probably mean it's already into profit. According to B.O. MoJo (which occasionally does get such details wrong) D.O.A. will debut on about 500 screens across the US this Friday ( LINK ). Locally, The L.A. Times listed D.O.A. among this week's releases in the Sunday Calendar section -- But there was no print ad for it anywhere in the paper...

]]> Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:47:51 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12139#12139 A Pretext for a Playtex-Free Romp?!?!? : "BASED on a VIDEO GAME"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1955&PID=12136#12136 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: 1955
Posted: June 10 2007 at 9:03am

"BASED on a VIDEO GAME" IS ALMOST ALWAZE an INDICATOR of RAZZIE® PEDIGREE, BUT in THIS CASE, THE FILM LOOKS DELICIOUSLY TACKY, TASTELESS and TOTALLY FUN.

SO DOES THAT MEAN WE DO (or DON'T)  CONSIDER THIS PERFECT EXAMPLE of PATRIOTIC PULCHRITUDE a RAZZIE® CONTENDER??

FEEL FREE to DISCUSS BELOW...

All That's Missing Is a Bumper Sticker on Her Belly Button Reading: "Support Our Boobs!"

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