The Official RAZZIE® Forum : A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : FURRY VENGEANCE : A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" Sun, 19 May 2013 23:24:59 +0000 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 17:40:47 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=4259 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : I thinkthiswill help. http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46261#46261 Author: Vits
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Posted: September 07 2011 at 5:40pm

I think this will help.]]> Wed, 07 Sep 2011 17:40:47 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46261#46261 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : The scene with Chrisine Baranski's... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46253#46253 Author: SchumacherH8ter
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Posted: September 07 2011 at 3:12pm

The scene with Chrisine Baranski's bossem is different because that was a naughty joke that was done on purpose, unlike the other scenes which happened by accident*.
 
*I'm pretty sure that the writers of the Grinch didn't know what a rim-job was and they tought it was just a fecal joke.
]]> Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:12:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46253#46253 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Originally posted by SchumacherH8terIs... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46241#46241 Author: Vits
Subject: 4259
Posted: September 07 2011 at 9:41am

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Is it me, or have all the children's films I've been reviewing been unintentionally inappropriate? Alvin hitting on a human girl, the Yogi Bear poster, this poster, the rim-job scene from The Grinch*, etc.
 
*Yes, this scene exists. It's the scene where he gets the mayor (Jeffrey Tambor) to lick Max's ass in his sleep.

In another scene,THE GRINCH's face lands on Christine Baranski's boobs.I thought "Alright,it's not that innapropriate".But then he said hello to her.Hmmm...so boys will learn to recognize a woman they haven't seen in decades by comparing boobs?
]]> Wed, 07 Sep 2011 09:41:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46241#46241 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Originally posted by Grounder... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46236#46236 Author: pasim
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Posted: September 07 2011 at 5:01am

Originally posted by Grounder the Critic

Oh god, this will haunt me for ages... look at the bear's eyes!

BEAR: Join us!


Join the dark side hahah.

No, seriously, those are some creepy eyes. :)
]]> Wed, 07 Sep 2011 05:01:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46236#46236 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Originally posted by SchumacherH8terIs... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46227#46227 Author: SuperTeenTopia
Subject: 4259
Posted: September 06 2011 at 9:05pm

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Is it me, or have all the children's films I've been reviewing been unintentionally inappropriate? Alvin hitting on a human girl, the Yogi Bear poster, this poster, the rim-job scene from The Grinch*, etc. Wait till I get The Nutcracker In 3D ("Open your mouth... like a good little prince!") and The NeverEnding Story III and it's breat-feeding scene... involving the Bark Troll and the Rock-biter's son!Nuke
 
*Yes, this scene exists. It's the scene where he gets the mayor (Jeffrey Tambor) to lick Max's ass in his sleep.
Oh yeah, you're right. I seems the filmmakers figure they can get away with it because little kids won't understand or notice what's happening.]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2011 21:05:22 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46227#46227 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Is it me, or have all the... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46224#46224 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 4259
Posted: September 06 2011 at 8:35pm

Is it me, or have all the children's films I've been reviewing been unintentionally inappropriate? Alvin hitting on a human girl, the Yogi Bear poster, this poster, the rim-job scene from The Grinch*, etc. Wait till I get The Nutcracker In 3D ("Open your mouth... like a good little prince!") and The NeverEnding Story III and it's breat-feeding scene... involving the Bark Troll and the Rock-biter's son!Nuke
 
*Yes, this scene exists. It's the scene where he gets the mayor (Jeffrey Tambor) to lick Max's ass in his sleep.
]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2011 20:35:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46224#46224 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Oh god, this will haunt me... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46222#46222 Author: Grounder the Critic
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Posted: September 06 2011 at 7:55pm

Oh god, this will haunt me for ages... look at the bear's eyes!

BEAR: Join us!
]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:55:11 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46222#46222 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Man, I forgot how creepy those... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46221#46221 Author: SchumacherH8ter
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Posted: September 06 2011 at 7:38pm

Man, I forgot how creepy those eyes were! Those eyes look like they belong on a C-grade slasher villain! All I remembered was that the positioning was funny looking and showing it to some kids back in High School. Looks like Yogi Bear isn't the worst movie that features bear sex on its poster!]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:38:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46221#46221 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter The... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46217#46217 Author: SuperTeenTopia
Subject: 4259
Posted: September 06 2011 at 5:39pm

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

  
The goo-HAHAHA! Something good about this? A good Akiva Goldsmen script is more likely!
So true! I wonder how many Oscar voters he bought gold watches and jewelery for in order to "win" that Oscar for the "Beautiful Mind" screenplay.
 
As for the furry undertones of that poster, oh yeah, it looks like that bear is about to make Brendan Frasier his prison bitch!
]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:39:39 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46217#46217 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Originally posted by SchumacherH8terIf... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46212#46212 Author: Vits
Subject: 4259
Posted: September 06 2011 at 5:11pm

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

If you're watching a Roger Kumble movie and Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't macking Selma Blair, throw that DVD the f*ck away!
What about a giant elephant?LOL Get it?
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

If you thought the Yogi Bear poster was homoerotic, then you gotta see this one!
Do you mean this one?



Yeah,that bear's eyes are saying something not suited for children.
]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:11:19 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46212#46212 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Time to rip into thi-oh God,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46210#46210 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 4259
Posted: September 06 2011 at 4:56pm

Time to rip into thi-oh God, why did I choose to do this one? Hold it together Scott, you can do this. You survived Southland Tales, S. Darko, and Freddy Got Fingered, you can survive this sh*t-pile!
 
The goo-HAHAHA! Something good about this? A good Akiva Goldsmen script is more likely!
 
OK, Rob Riggle's cameo was kinda funny, but he's here for less-than-a-minute!
 
The bad:
 
Brooke Shields: Shields is pretty (and) terrible, but compared to her 80s heyday/nadir, she's Kate Goddamn Winslet!
 
Ken Jeong: Jesus, get a hold of yourself man! The only reason I can think for him to be in all these terrible movies is because he wants to be Asian Christopher Walken!
 
Director Roger Kumble: Rule of thumb: If you're watching a Roger Kumble movie and Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't macking Selma Blair, throw that DVD the f*ck away!
 
The ugly:
 
Annoying children: Annoying children are the worst! Annoying children are the reason so many terrible films are released every year! Joel Schumacher isn't a 72-year-old; he's just a couple of annoying children siting on each others shoulders! That explains all the day-glo in Batman & Robin. One of them is "confused" and that's why there's nipples on the Bat-suit!
 
The script: Did Roger Kumble pull a Robert Rodriguez and let his kids wright the script? That's the only reason I can think of for why this exists!
 
Brendan Frasier: I could go on for hours of days weeks of monthes of years of decades about how terrible it is, but, out of everything terrible about this, Frasier is the worst! He could have objected! He could have objected to all the prat-falls. He could have objected to the scene where he gets farted on horrifically in the car. He could have objected to the scene where he dresses up like Rambo and consumes racoon piss! But he didn't, he just went along and collected his money. Shameful.
 
Before I leave, I urge you to seek out the poster for this movie. If you thought the Yogi Bear poster was homoerotic, then you gotta see this one! Grade: F
 
Next-up: Imagine That!
]]> Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:56:21 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=46210#46210 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : I know BrendanFraser was in... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=38257#38257 Author: adonpaul
Subject: 4259
Posted: January 12 2011 at 8:11am

I know Brendan Fraser was in two movies this year.Thanks............


]]> Wed, 12 Jan 2011 08:11:51 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=38257#38257 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Originally posted by Film Reel... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=35729#35729 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4259
Posted: November 07 2010 at 9:18am

Originally posted by Film Reel Redemption

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

Funny, there was a CGI movie earlier this year (the title escapes me) about woodland creatures having to defend their land from being mowed down. I guess the idea sucks both in live action and animation.
I assume the movie you are talking about Burn is 'Over the Hedge' from 2006.
No, it wasn't "Over The Hedge", it was "Spirit of the Forest". Same gimmick as "Furry", forest animals have to stop their trees from being cleared out. "OTH" was actually entertaining. ]]> Sun, 07 Nov 2010 09:18:31 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=35729#35729 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurnFunny,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=35727#35727 Author: Film Reel Redemption
Subject: 4259
Posted: November 07 2010 at 8:04am

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

Funny, there was a CGI movie earlier this year (the title escapes me) about woodland creatures having to defend their land from being mowed down. I guess the idea sucks both in live action and animation.
 
I assume the movie you are talking about Burn is 'Over the Hedge' from 2006.
 
Anyway...
 
Judging by the poster of 'Furry Vengeance', it looks more like something that would appeal to a kid from my old secondary school who saw Garfield 2 TWICE! (no joke) 
]]> Sun, 07 Nov 2010 08:04:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=35727#35727 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Funny, there was a CGI movie earlier... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=34960#34960 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: October 02 2010 at 3:06pm

Funny, there was a CGI movie earlier this year (the title escapes me) about woodland creatures having to defend their land from being mowed down. I guess the idea sucks both in live action and animation.]]> Sat, 02 Oct 2010 15:06:19 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=34960#34960 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : ITOTALLY agree with you, Morbid... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=34953#34953 Author: Gregory
Subject: 4259
Posted: October 02 2010 at 10:08am

I TOTALLY agree with you, Morbid Angel. This movie was AWFUL!!!! For me, it's still the worst movie of the year.]]> Sat, 02 Oct 2010 10:08:14 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=34953#34953 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : I have a feeling this movie will... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=34572#34572 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4259
Posted: September 16 2010 at 6:21pm

I have a feeling this movie will get at least one nod for something, but I think it will get lost among the other contenders.]]> Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:21:08 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=34572#34572 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : You know, I've... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=34562#34562 Author: Morbid Angel
Subject: 4259
Posted: September 16 2010 at 5:05pm

You know, I've been aware of this site for some time... but after watching this god awful piece of crap last week, I've been inspired to finally create an account. 

Bear with me please, I am typing in blind fury.  My gf rented this piece of scheisse on the premise knowing that it would be flat out awful, and "it would be funny for movie night".  So we all gathered around to watch, presumably out of some masochistic instinct that defies description... anyway, several times during this, we were compelled to turn it off... but we couldn't... it had some dark hypnotic power probably influenced by the father of lies himself which forced us to continue onward beyond the half hour mark to see if Brendan Fraser could in fact act his way out of the paper bag which was no doubt obstructing him.  So the short version of the outcome is... Brendan Fraser = 0, Paper Bag = 1, the rest of us = -56850726297DAMN, Brooke = don't call it a comeback

After this travesty was finished, and the resulting therapy concluded, I stuck a note under the DVD in the box.  To paraphrase it, I advised the next renter "to take the movie back and save themselves".  The note also included references to pagan rituals and huffing glue, as well as scientific proof that finishing the film can cause homicidal blackouts. 

Anyone found defending this film on an internet forum will be visited by government scientists and spirited out to a pleasant field in an undisclosed location with no available sharp objects or heavy metal music, where it is always sunny and there's always lemonade on hand and there is no way they can do harm to the rest of society.

If this "piece" doesn't win at least one Razzie, I will be sorely disappointed, but if it loses out to The Bounty Hunter or that terrible Jennifer Lopez movie (forgot name), I guess that's alright... but it better lose to something spectacularly awful in the longrun.
]]> Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:05:41 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=34562#34562 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : I wonder how much they paid those... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33063#33063 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4259
Posted: July 19 2010 at 6:15pm

I wonder how much they paid those 2-3% of critics ...
 
Originally posted by Vits

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

In that case, there's no doubt "Vampires Suck" will be the worst reviewed in a few weeks.
Well,their 3 previous movies received 2%.
]]> Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:15:58 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33063#33063 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Well, their 3 previous movies... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33060#33060 Author: Vits
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 1:49pm

Well, their 3 previous movies received only 2%.
 
Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

In that case, there's no doubt "Vampires Suck" will be the worst reviewed in a few weeks.
]]> Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:49:19 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33060#33060 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : 3% or less, huh? A 00% is rare,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33058#33058 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 1:13pm

3% or less, huh? A 00% is rare, so you might have a point about the worst movies ever made. ]]> Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:13:31 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33058#33058 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : In that case, there's no... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33053#33053 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 11:34am

In that case, there's no doubt "Vampires Suck" will be the worst reviewed in a few weeks. 
 
Originally posted by Vits

Actually,math says that the worst reviewed movies will have under 3%.And considering the number of movies being made increases and so does the posibility of a movie being bad...

]]> Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:34:06 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33053#33053 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Actually,math says that the... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33049#33049 Author: Vits
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 9:28am

Actually,math says that the worst reviewed movies will have under 3%.And considering the number of movies being made increases and so does the posibility of a movie being bad...

THE LAST AIRBENDER has 8%.
]]> Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:28:36 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33049#33049 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : And "Last Fart --I mean,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33043#33043 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4259
Posted: July 18 2010 at 5:19pm

And "Last Fart --I mean, Air - Bender" is not too far behind it! 
 
Originally posted by Vits

It's already among the worst reviewed movies of this decade...which just started!
]]> Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:19:38 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33043#33043 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : It just premiered here. Originally... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33042#33042 Author: Vits
Subject: 4259
Posted: July 18 2010 at 1:53pm

It just premiered here.
Originally posted by sharong

We'll have to wait and see what reception it does get...
It's already among the worst reviewed movies of this decade...which just started!
]]> Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:53:20 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33042#33042 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : We'll have to wait and... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33037#33037 Author: sharong
Subject: 4259
Posted: July 18 2010 at 2:29am

We'll have to wait and see what reception it does get...
]]> Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:29:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=33037#33037 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Originally posted by Vits http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=31241#31241 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4259
Posted: May 06 2010 at 8:33pm

Originally posted by Vits

Wink
Beer]]> Thu, 06 May 2010 20:33:24 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=31241#31241 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=31238#31238 Author: Vits
Subject: 4259
Posted: May 06 2010 at 3:36pm

Wink]]> Thu, 06 May 2010 15:36:24 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=31238#31238 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : Wow, you actually did it! Something... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=31232#31232 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4259
Posted: May 05 2010 at 3:50pm

Wow, you actually did it! Something like 70 plus movies within hudreds of others.]]> Wed, 05 May 2010 15:50:15 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=31232#31232 A Tail of "Whoa, That Is SO Not Funny!" : These are live action PG... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4259&PID=31230#31230 Author: Vits
Subject: 4259
Posted: May 05 2010 at 2:59pm

These are live actionPG movies from the past decade with good reviews(I don’t know’bout their b.o.results):

-BANDSLAM.

-THE YOUNG VICTORIA.

-SKY CAPTAIN AND THEWORLD OF TOMORROW.

-CHARLIE AND THECHOCOLATE FACTORY.

-FINDIN’NEVERLAND.

-GOOD NIGHT AND GOODLUCK.

-ELF.

-MY BIG FAT GREEKWEDDIN’.

-HAIRSPRAY.

-LEMONY SNICKET’S ASERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.

-WHERE THE WILD THINGSARE.

-ROCKY BALBOA.

-FREAKY FRIDAY.

-REMEMBER THE TITANS.

-MIRACLE.

-HOLES.

-MILLIONS.

-SPY KIDS.

-ENCHANTED.

-AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH.

-PRIDE &PREDUJICE.

-PETER PAN.

-ZATHURA.

-STUART LITTLE 2.

-BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA.

-SKY HIGH.

-IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE.

-NICHOLAS NICKLEBY.

-EIGHT BLOW.

-INVINCIBLE.

-NANNY MCPHEE.

-THE SPIDERWICKCHRONICLES.

-TWO BROTHERS.

-AKEELAH AND THE BEE.

-BRIGHT STAR.

-AMAZIN’GRACE.

-OFFSIDE.

-TOGETHER.

-HAPPY TIMES.

-THE WATER HORSE:LEGENDOF THE DEEP.

-SCHULTZE GETS THEBLUES.

-RIDIN’ALONE FOR THOUSANDSOF MILES.

-BARAN.

-THE GREAT BUCKHOWARD.

-SWEET LAND.

-PAULINE &PAULETTE.

-USHPIZIN.

-JUMP TOMORROW.

-LASSIE(2006).

-THE WAY HOME

-DUMA.

-CARAMEL.

-LOGGERHEADS.

-Allof the HARRY POTTER movies.

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