What makes you think Britney Spears had a soul?

Now that Jessica's single I have a chance. If I ever wanted to hurt her feelings I could always say "I've had better before... but you haven't!" after sex.

Pu-lease!

Jessica and Ashlee are the WORST actresses in the world. They aren't even considered actors. Jessica can't sing, dance or act. She is lucky she is married--oh wait, not anymore!

I guess she'll just have to sell her soul like Britney Spears. Oh wait, she's done that, too!

Yo, howdy all. BooBerry, here. Everybody's favorite poster here on Razzies.com with a quick report on this sorry excuse for a movie. According to amazon.com, UNDISCOVERED is scheduled to be released on DVD on December 27, 2005! (Just in time for the nominating ballots, by the way! )

Here's link to check for yourself:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BQYX4C/qid =1129883311/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-1974372-6593640?v=glance &s=dvd&n=507846

Just letting you all know.

-BooBerry

Ok so I admit I watched SNL, but hey I've been watching since the late 80s when Phil Hartmann was still alive.

Ashlee has a new bleach blonde 'do that makes her look like a fifth rate Paris Hilton wannabe. Here's my David Spade impression: "Ashlee, I don't care about the real Paris Hilton (sarcastic voice) and I don't care about the fake one."

Before singing a pathetic whiny ballad, she states "I wrote this song after my last experience." What experience?? You didn't do anything last time except lip-sync!!

It's lip-sync Simpson's birthday today. Yippee

Also, she's going to be the musical guest on next weeks Saturday Night Live. Maybe she'll remember that it's a "live" show and you have to do your own singing. Then again, who the hell would want to hear her sing? I personally don't care what she sounds like. I (like everyone else) am just waiting for the Maxim spread.

This Just In: According to B.O. MoJo, UNDISCOVERED may have set a New Box Office Record -- Lowest Per Screen Average EVER: On Tuesday, September 6, this film took in...$12 per theatre!  No word yet on whether the one-and-three-fifths people per venue who attended UNDISCOVERED that day did or did not enjoy the experience  ...

To track its further plummet in The Red Ink Record Books, here's a LINK to B.O. MoJo's page for it:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=undis covered.htm

Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry Further research at B.O. Mojo reveals that Madonna in SWEPT AWAY and Joe Ezterhas' fabulously unfinny flop AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD BURN (the two LOWEST-GROSSING Worst Picture "winners" to date) also did about THREE TIMES AS MUCH per screen their opening weekends -- OUCH!!!

Damn! That must've been a serious blow to Lions Gate!

So, I guess that qualifies it for a Worst Picture nomination then, huh?

-BooBerry

Yes, it DOES look like Ashlee and Jessica may be 2005's answer to Mary Kate and Ashley...

Specifically on the subject of UNDISCOVERED, check out this quote from Box Office Mojo: "Opening weekends don't get much worse than UNDISCOVERED's. Lions Gate's romantic music drama stayed true to its title, with an estimated $690,000 at 1,304 venues, averaging $529 per theatre. Only seven previous wide releases on record had weaker per theatre averages in the past 25 years, but even the likes of FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY and GLITTER made over three times as much." 

Further research at B.O. Mojo reveals that Madonna in SWEPT AWAY and Joe Ezterhas' fabulously unfinny flop AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD BURN (the two LOWEST-GROSSING Worst Picture "winners" to date) also did about THREE TIMES AS MUCH per screen their opening weekends -- OUCH!!!   

Well, well it seems that Ashlee Simpson will more than likely be going head to head with her sister Jessica Simpson in the Worst Supporting Actress category .

HeadRAZZBerry, you planning on listing both of them on the ballot? (Boy, I sure hope so!)

-BooBerry

At last, something to challenge ALONE IN THE DARK as 2005's Worst Reviewed Movie! Ashlee Simpson making her screen debut in a drippy, sappy and anything-but-savvy story of Rock 'n' Roll Wanna-Be's. Based on its Box Office, apparently NO ONE but our Voting Members even bothered to see it!