Mr. Tinkles' cameo: One of the few good things about the first one is back for a minute or two as a Hannibal Lector parody. Especially the scene were he threatened to eat that f*cking bird.

 

 

Chris O'Donnell: Is it me, or is everyone in Batman & Robin not named George Clooney or Uma Thurman or Ah-nuld stuck in crappy children's films?

 

Bette Midler: Bette Midler please go away! No-one under the age of 50 likes you anymore! From A Distance is one of the worst songs ever and I'm a Christian! Also, she sucks in this.

 

The script: This is some lazy-ass, piss-poor writing! While the script level is above that of some of the other family films released last year, (i.e. Nutcracker, Furry Vengeance, Spy Next Door, Marmaduke, and, of course, FartBender) that doesn't excuse it.

 

 

The special effects: The only people who could think that these effects are good are stupid children or James Nguyen.

 

That f*cking bird: That f*cking bird (Seamus) is one of the most annoying characters to grace the silver-screen in a long time! He's voiced by Katt Williams star of Epic Movie and Norbit. That resume seems less like a resume and more like an arrest warrant!

 

The death of originality: I've bitched about this a couple times, but it's really noticable here. It was nine years before the last one and no-one seemed to remember (or care) about it. What was the reason for this? Other than money!

 

Well, that's an un-essential movie right there! Grade: D+

 

Next-up: The Spy Next Door!

This movie was a quick buck for the studio to fill their pockets with the green stuff. This disaster of a film that was "nine years in the making" should be left in a desert and forgotten. .

Again, no way in hell it's getting nod. And considering it's half live action, it shouldn't even be considered for an animated movie.