I never said that Bay wasn't a douche. It's just that Bay and Crowe are two different types of douche. Bay's your basic a-hole jock douche, while Crowe's an up-his-own-ass douche. I generally find the up-your-own-ass douche to be more annoying.

 

I'd have to say that Crowe's douchiest moment is a deleted scene from Almost Famous. In the scene, the Cameron Crowe stand-in convinces his mom to let him write for Rolling Stone by playing Stairway To Heaven for her. The whole scene was just them listening to Stairway To Heaven. Who films a scene like that? If you want to highlight a song, have it play over a scene or, at the very least, get a performer to sing it*; don't just play the song on a record! Thankfully, the scene was deleted because they couldn't get the rights to play it. So, if you watch the deleted scene on DVD, it's just them listening to nothing.

 

*Like Crowe did in Singles.

 

PS: Why all the hate for Cameron Crowe? Michael Bay comes across 100 times more of an a-hole than Crowe does. Bay comes across as "Yeah, you know my movie is going to be $hit, but you're going to see it anyway and make me even richer, just to further prove that you don't need talent to make movies ... and that's me!"

 

I don't watch Friends so I didn't notice that. As for why it says the studio that brought you Daddy Day Care, I think it says that because almost no-one from the first one was involved and they needed some way to tie it to the first one.

 

Lochlyn Munro isn't famous or a character actor: he's just a guy that worms his way into terrible movies. Also, according to imdb and Wikipedia, he was in Unforgiven, one of my favorite movies, but he's billed WAY low!

 

Cameron Crowe is the king of douches because every movie that I've seen from him gives off the impression that he thinks he's better than us. This was exemplified best with Almost Famous and Elizabethtown. Although, to be fair, I'm not sure if he's really the best choice for king of the douches. Alan Ball and Richard Kelly are pretty douchey themselves!

 

The goo-Oh f*ck this movie!

 

 

Paul Rae: Rae is bland. No! Calling him bland would be an insult to Robert Pattinson! At least he's honest about how terrible Twilight is and how he's only doing it for money and the chance to tap Kristen Stewart. But seriously, his performance is terrible!

 

Kevin Arnold: Winnie's a brilliant (and hot!) mathematician. What have you done with your life Mr. Arnold?

 

Yet another unintentionally inappripriate poster!: To be fair to this poster, it doesn't threaten disgusting animal sex: it threatens torture! Here's a link to it: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2845086464/tt0462244. Look at Cuba's face and the faces of the children. Those are the faces of children who have parents that let them watch both Hostel movies and Cuba knows it!

 

 

Lochlyn Munro: I'd say that this is his worst movie, but he was in Dirty Love and as bad as this was, at least there wasn't a scene were Cuba periods all over a store in this! Munro is just obnoxious in this and his performance is terrible!

 

The script: I could go into detail, but it would probably end with me wanting to do to the writers what those kids are going to do to Cuba in that poster!

 

Cuba Gooding Jr.: I've never actually seen Jerry Maguire for which Cuba won a Best Supporting Actor Oscar. Considering that it was directed by Cameron Crowe, king of the douches, I probably won't like it. This has causes me to not get pissed-off by his acting choices of late. But, this is just too much! I'd say that he deserved a Worst Actor Razzie, but Norbit was much, much worse!

I was going to make a joke about Radio being smarter than Cuba, but that I considered that too offensive... to Radio! Grade: F

 

Next-up: The Last Airbender!