Films that should've been RAZZed, but weren't: 2

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (REALLY HEAVY EMPHASIS ON THIS ONE!)

 

Films that got RAZZed, but shouldn't have: 4

 

Films that were RAZZed to the wrong degree: 2

Half Past Dead (Not RAZZed enough)

The Master of Disguise (Not RAZZed enough)

 

Worst Trends/Events of 2002 (These trends and events I've been talking about are newly added to the discussion, whereas the above is just formatted better):

V. Films re-edited and remastered to be politically correct (Ex. ET: The 20th Anniversary Edition. Episode 609, Free Hat, vented on this trend, which hit a boiling point in July 2002. CSKT's mission was to save films from their directors.)
IV. Rob Schneider goes from transspecies to transvestite (In The Animal, he changed species. In The Hot Chick, he changed only his gender. It was such a stupid idea that Episode 615, The Biggest D***** in the Universe, ripped on Rob Schneider before The Hot Chick even opened! Race reassignment [Transracial] and species reassignment [Transspecies] surgeries were later conceptualized by Dr. Biber in Episode 901, Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V_____.)
III. James Bond's quadridecadial blows the 007 series sky high (Die Another Day is often considered worse than The Man With the Golden Gun, A View to a Kill, or The World is Not Enough. When the 20th film reduced the series to bad CGI explosions, they had to reboot the series in the coming years.
II. Eddie Murphy does space, spies, and special forces (The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, and Showtime, all in 1 year. These are part of the reason Murphy was nominated for Worst Actor of the Decade.)
I. Teen-targeted movies with asphyxiatory flatulence (Eight Crazy Nights, xXx, and the other 3 finalists for the special category were not an exhaustive list.)

2.) ?

Sorry, but "Men In Black 1", although not a perfect movie by any means, blows "Men In Black 2" away. "MIB 2" was clearly thrown together without any thought to it and crammed with whatever popular celebrities at the time in hopes that would balance out how bad the script was. Most of the jokes weren't even funny. "MIB 2" was just a safe movie and cash-in for Will Smith and the director to do after the failure of "Wild Wild West", but in my opinion, it was just as stupid as "WWW".

 

I officially saw Pinocchio without the dub, and I liked it. Call me stupid, call me crazy, call me what you will, but I feel that it wasn't really bad. I felt that it tried to follow the book more closely than most other adaptations, and it seemed to do what it was set out to do. I also liked that it used little CGI as possible. Most others these days throw in as much CGI as possible. I honestly wasn't "offended" by an adult playing a child, in fact, I think Benigni's face matched some of the old illustrations of Pinocchio. I will say that Pinocchio himself seemed to get a little annoying with his whole "It does not appeal" thing, but I didn't end up hating him.

 

So there, that's what I think, and I'll say no more.