The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Duz Ye Olde Head RAZZberry Think This One's FISHY?

Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: 5342
Posted: September 01 2011 at 11:34am

IN a YEAR WHEN EVERYONE and THEIR COUSIN JEFFREY IS COMPLAINING ABOUT LACK of ORIGINAL CONTENT, and ALMOST EVERYONE IS OUTRAGED by THOSE RIP-OFF 3-D GLASSES CHARGES, HERE COMES a MOVIE with NOT ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT in ITS SEX-BLOOD-and-VIOLENCE-OBSESSED, POINTY LITTLE HEAD: SHARK NIGHT 3-D.

WHEN the CAMPAIGN for a MOVIE RELIES LARGELY on ENDLESSLY SHOWING a CLOSE-UP of a VOLUPTUOUS WOMAN's BUTT (SHOWN from the POV of VORACIOUSLY FEEDING SHARKS) and the OVERALL QUALITY of the FILM MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEY SPENT a SINGLE NIGHT SHOOTING at the "JAWS ENCOUNTER" at UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT in for SHAKESPEARE. ADD in THAT THIS IS FROM the DIRECTOR of SNAKES ON A PLANE and TWO PREVIOUS FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES, and YOU'VE GOT a PERFECT FORUMULA for SCHLOCK. SO MAYBE EVERYONE WHO PAYS GOOD MONEY to SEE THIS IS GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVE.

SO NOW IT'S UP to US to DECIDE IF SOMETHING THIS BRAINLESS, POINTLESS and EXPLOITATIVE... EVEN DESERVES OUR ATTENTION WHEN IT COMES TIME to CHOOSE OUR 32nd ANNUAL RAZZIE® NOMINEES.

PERSONALLY, WE'LL WAIT to SEE IT DVD -- WHICH, with SOMETHING THIS CHEEZ-BAG, IS LIKELY to BE OUT IN TIME for HALLOWEEN.

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eat us alive!"

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