The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : JENNIFER's BODY : Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... Sun, 19 May 2013 20:04:35 +0000 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:25:30 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=3857 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Two lines in particular amused... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=49213#49213 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 3857
Posted: January 07 2012 at 2:25pm

Two lines in particular amused me in their badness. Jennifer tale of Needy being scared of ghetto-blasters and Chip's little sister's insult to him.]]> Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:25:30 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=49213#49213 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Originally posted by SchumacherH8terThe... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=49202#49202 Author: Vits
Subject: 3857
Posted: January 07 2012 at 9:35am

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

The lines that didn't piss me off too much were bad in the same way as Plan 9 is.
I'm begging you to give at least one example.
]]> Sat, 07 Jan 2012 09:35:00 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=49202#49202 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Time for the penultimate entry... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=49195#49195 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 3857
Posted: January 06 2012 at 8:37pm

Time for the penultimate entry in ABMMW, Jennifer's Body.
 
The good:
 
Amanda Seyfried: Seyfried is a decent actress and she does the best with her role here.
 
Karyn Kusama: There's a lot of greatly directed scenes in the movie. In particular, the scene where Jennifer is swimming in the water. You don't notice that she's there for a few seconds.
 
The music: The scene with Jennifer in the lake is helped by the throbbing metal music in the background.
 
The bad:
 
Megan Fox: Fox is a seriously bad actress. I could go into details, but you guys all know how bad of an actress is.
 
Half the lines: Half of the lines are unbearably pretentious. In particular, "move on dot org." Diablo Cody needs a beating for that line. The other half of the lines fall under awesomely bad.
 
The awesomely bad:
 
The other half of the lines: The lines that didn't piss me off too much were bad in the same way as Plan 9 is.
 
The gore: Watching Megan Fox eating people was more amusing than it should have been.
 
The kiss: The kiss is shamelessly done to try to get teen boys to come. That being said, it's still a hot scene.
 
A few monthes ago, I was discussing this movie's B.O. failure with some classmates. The reason I gave for the film's flopitude was that it banked solely on the hotness of Megan Fox and that teenagers that wanted to ogle Fox would just look on the internet. Not helping matters, nude shoots of Fox on the set appeared on the internet and the MPAA rating listed that there was no nudity. Grade: C+
 
Next-up: 2012!
]]> Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:37:31 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=49195#49195 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Originally posted by VitsThey... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=37160#37160 Author: Vits
Subject: 3857
Posted: December 18 2010 at 7:53am

Originally posted by Vits

They made a mistake:All of the movie’s marketin’wasaroun’the lesbian scenes.
And now they did it with BLACK SWAN.
Originally posted by Vits

I'm so glad they aren't doin'the same thin'with THE RUNAWAYS.
I don't remember anymore.Did they?
]]> Sat, 18 Dec 2010 07:53:51 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=37160#37160 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Originally posted by Vits I... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=37143#37143 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3857
Posted: December 17 2010 at 3:22pm

Originally posted by Vits

I just saw it,and (for Burn)...I gave it ** or a D.
See, isn't that so much better? Now I can actually understand what you're talking about. 
]]> Fri, 17 Dec 2010 15:22:42 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=37143#37143 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : I just saw it,and gave it 4/10...or... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=37139#37139 Author: Vits
Subject: 3857
Posted: December 17 2010 at 2:32pm

I just saw it,and gave it 4/10...or for Burn...I gave it ** or a D.

I'm the complete oposite of a macho man,but I think I should be one sometimes.So I'll say the lesbian kiss was worth it!

The movie was scary,but not enough.And it wasn't very funny.I blame completely on Karyn Kusama.Diablo Cody's scripts are very particular and require a good director too balance the dark and the humour.The movie deserved a nomination for "Worst Director",although Michael Bay still deserved to win.Also,this suffered from a "LORD OF THE RINGS effect":It had 3 endings in a row!

Megan Fox was average to bad in this movie,but so was Amanda Seyfried.I doubt they were uninspired,because that means they thought the movie would be at it's best a bad-reviewed box-office hit.It's reviews were mixed to bad,and the movie was only a hit internationally.Anyway,Megan's acting levels in this movie weren't bad enough to nominate her,but she had the same problem in LA VENGANZA DE LOS CAIDOS,so maybe she kind of deserved a nomination,but not to win.I know she didn't actually win,but that's because Sandra Bullock said she'll show up and because she was going to win the Oscar.
Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry

FOX: "Okay, who splattered RAZZberry jam all over my prom dress?!? You kinda jumped the gun, you know -- I'm technically NOT a Worst Actress 'winner'...yet!"

That wasn't prom,just a dance.I know you think it doesn't matter,but I'm making sure you saw the movie.

]]> Fri, 17 Dec 2010 14:32:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=37139#37139 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Well mind you, Megan Fox made... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30108#30108 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 4:18pm

Well mind you, Megan Fox made the biggest mistake in all of Hollywood ... she bit the hand that fed her. She called Michael Bay a hack (well, because he IS) and that "Bayformers 2" sucked (well, because it DID), and as a result, the media turned against her and said what pretty much everyone was already thinking: she sucks as an actress and is only good for softcore porn.]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:18:55 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30108#30108 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Sorry,I misread.I'm so glad... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30088#30088 Author: Vits
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 1:53pm

Sorry,I misread.

I'm so glad they aren't doin'the same thin'with THE RUNAWAYS.
]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:53:02 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30088#30088 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : I didn't say there was anything... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30087#30087 Author: dEd Grimley
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 1:47pm

I didn't say there was anything wrong with Diablo Cody. I said that the fact that it was her dialogue gave me a glimmer of interest.]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:47:08 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30087#30087 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Originally posted by dEd GrimleyI... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30086#30086 Author: Vits
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 12:44pm

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

I gotta agree with Vits on this one. There was really only one thing that the marketing campaign gave me that would've made me wanna see it. And after the fact, hearing that it had that Diablo Cody kinda dialogue, I was a little interested in that, but all that the ads on TV gave us were Megan Fox being sexy.

And bein'aked and kissin'Amanda Seyfried.

What's wron'with Diablo Cody?

Originally posted by GTAHater767

Even Megan Fox's body couldn't entice me. I read the title and knew it couldn't be a good movie.

Vits, I take it Fox's role in Revenge of the Fallen was too small for anyone to form an opinion.

JUU NI BAN

Although I may not always agree with Razzies,I do in general,and even if I hadn't seen the t2 movies for which she was nominated,I think most people believe she was bad,and she did this movie first,so...
]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:44:21 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30086#30086 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Even Megan Fox's body couldn't... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30080#30080 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 11:37am

Even Megan Fox's body couldn't entice me. I read the title and knew it couldn't be a good movie.

Vits, I take it Fox's role in Revenge of the Fallen was too small for anyone to form an opinion.

JUU NI BAN
]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:37:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30080#30080 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : I gotta agree with Vits on this... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30077#30077 Author: dEd Grimley
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 11:23am

I gotta agree with Vits on this one. There was really only one thing that the marketing campaign gave me that would've made me wanna see it. And after the fact, hearing that it had that Diablo Cody kinda dialogue, I was a little interested in that, but all that the ads on TV gave us were Megan Fox being sexy. ]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:23:29 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30077#30077 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Wrong.It wasn'till this movie... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30076#30076 Author: Vits
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 10:57am

Wrong.It wasn'till this movie people started to lable her as a bad actress.Before,they had no opinion(good or bad)on her actin'.

Also,the fact that it took over a year to be released.
]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 10:57:02 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30076#30076 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Originally posted by VitsThey... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30073#30073 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 10:41am

Originally posted by Vits

They made a mistake:All of the movie’s marketin’wasaroun’the lesbian scenes.

Oh no, the mistake they made was casting Megan Fox. When a movie casts her as their lead actress, you KNOW it's not going to be a quality movie, just softcore porn at best.
]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 10:41:16 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30073#30073 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : They made a mistake:All of... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30069#30069 Author: Vits
Subject: 3857
Posted: March 14 2010 at 10:31am

They made a mistake:All of the movie’s marketin’wasaroun’the lesbian scenes.

]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2010 10:31:33 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=30069#30069 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Originally posted by GTAHater767If... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29389#29389 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3857
Posted: February 22 2010 at 6:58pm

Originally posted by GTAHater767

If Michael Bay gave Megan Fox such a huge role for washing his car, it could also mean that Bay was desperate to find a cast, and/or something general (be it her name or body) sells to CGI pornographers, or the novelty of ill-gotten fame has gone above and beyond anything you've ever seen before. This takes cinema industry scandals to a whole new level!

Desperate? More like a perfect example that his filmmaking skills are as shallow and superficial as can be and he couldn't care less about quality filmmaking when he does care about is filming poorly rendered CGI, an overdose of explosions, and would-be porn stars like Fox.
]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:58:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29389#29389 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Meh, if it's true, it's... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29386#29386 Author: dEd Grimley
Subject: 3857
Posted: February 22 2010 at 6:13pm

Meh, if it's true, it's really less of a scandal than a lot of roles given to people who actually sleep with the producers. There's no way that stereotype isn't partially true.]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:13:01 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29386#29386 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : If Michael Bay gave Megan Fox... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29382#29382 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: 3857
Posted: February 22 2010 at 5:41pm

If Michael Bay gave Megan Fox such a huge role for washing his car, it could also mean that Bay was desperate to find a cast, and/or something general (be it her name or body) sells to CGI pornographers, or the novelty of ill-gotten fame has gone above and beyond anything you've ever seen before. This takes cinema industry scandals to a whole new level!]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:41:25 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29382#29382 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : This was made to be a campy movie... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29350#29350 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3857
Posted: February 21 2010 at 12:06pm

This was made to be a campy movie with tongue in cheek humor. No one hires Megan Fox for her acting ability. Fox as a sex demon, that's the perfect use of her. If she does win Worst Actress, it won't be for this, it will be for "Bayformers 2", a role she got for washing Michael Bay's car.

]]> Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:06:52 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29350#29350 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : I saw this film and I agree, Fox... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29348#29348 Author: moviewizguy
Subject: 3857
Posted: February 21 2010 at 11:42am

I saw this film and I agree, Fox was actually decent in here that shows her ability to act in different emotions. I liked the film and the script was great. I loved Diablo Cody's "made-up" words like salty and Jell-o and biff's and many, many, many, many more. It's not as great as Juno, but it's good enough.]]> Sun, 21 Feb 2010 11:42:38 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=29348#29348 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Let's nominate her for "Trannies... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28397#28397 Author: Anuss
Subject: 3857
Posted: January 28 2010 at 5:33pm

Let's nominate her for "Trannies 2" I Don't care about this, but in "Jennifer's Body" she wasnen't bad... anyway.]]> Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:33:17 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28397#28397 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Originally posted by AnussActually... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28384#28384 Author: Michaels
Subject: 3857
Posted: January 28 2010 at 2:46pm

Originally posted by Anuss

Actually I think it should go for worst movie or worst screenplay.
Definitely not for Megan. She was exactly how she had to be. I mean she had to bd sexy and meany and she did this well. She's not the best actress but she really doasn't expect for Razzie.

Sorry, Anuss, but she's a shoe-in to get the nod, if not for this movie, then for "Trannies 2".
]]> Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:46:45 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28384#28384 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Megan Fox is actually good in... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28379#28379 Author: Anuss
Subject: 3857
Posted: January 28 2010 at 11:29am

 Megan Fox is actually good in the role, and perfectly cast.  She has a
presence that fits here exactly as the character must have seemed on the page.  Trumping her is Amanda Seyfried, who does
tremendously underrated work here as the heroine of the film.
 
That's a part of awardscircuit review (oscar predictions).
Full link
 
]]> Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:29:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28379#28379 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Actually I think it should go... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28377#28377 Author: Anuss
Subject: 3857
Posted: January 28 2010 at 9:13am

Actually I think it should go for worst movie or worst screenplay.
Definitely not for Megan. She was exactly how she had to be. I mean she had to bd sexy and meany and she did this well. She's not the best actress but she really doasn't expect for Razzie.
]]> Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:13:47 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28377#28377 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : I fully expect Megan Fox to win... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28344#28344 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: 3857
Posted: January 27 2010 at 7:08pm

I fully expect Megan Fox to win Worst Actress for both this and Revenge of the Fallen. What else can I expect Jennifer's Body to get nominated for?

]]> Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:08:29 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=28344#28344 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Originally posted by dEd GrimleyWithout... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26602#26602 Author: Michaels
Subject: 3857
Posted: September 24 2009 at 3:34am

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Without getting too political, I think it's fair to say that some people are already there.

Oh yes, we do know what you mean.

]]> Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:34:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26602#26602 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Yea, the world doesn't need... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26567#26567 Author: dEd Grimley
Subject: 3857
Posted: September 22 2009 at 7:17am

Yea, the world doesn't need 500 years to get that dumb. Without getting too political, I think it's fair to say that some people are already there.]]> Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:17:55 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26567#26567 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Thankfully, H-Wood has yet to... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26548#26548 Author: Michaels
Subject: 3857
Posted: September 21 2009 at 12:52pm

Thankfully, H-Wood has yet to make "Ass: The Movie", the biggest box office hit of all time and winner of 12 Oscars (such events happen in the distant future, according to "Idiocracy"). However, "Trannies 2" has proven that such events might happen sooner than "Idiocracy" claimed.

 

]]> Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:52:06 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26548#26548 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : I've heard that same rumor... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26537#26537 Author: dEd Grimley
Subject: 3857
Posted: September 21 2009 at 3:41am

I've heard that same rumor (more than once). And let's face it, she probably did more than "wash his car." It seems especially likely when you hear how much she bad mouths him and the crew, and he just sort of laughs, and insists he can't wait to shoot Trannies 3 with her.
Here's the problem with Trannies 3, before it's even been shot - it seems that studios are learning, BECAUSE of Trannies 2, that you're better off not screening your !@#$ty movie for critics, because it's only going to hurt your profit margins in the long run, and ticket-buyers don't care about quality anymore.

Oooh, and look, Idiocracy is on Comedy Central at this very moment -- How ironic!!

 

]]> Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:41:42 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26537#26537 Fangs for Tellin’ Us the Tooth... : Rumor has it, before he cast Fox... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3857&PID=26534#26534 Author: Michaels
Subject: 3857
Posted: September 20 2009 at 7:02pm

Rumor has it, before he cast Fox in the first "Transformers" movie, Michael Bay invited her over for a "private screen test." The "screen test" had Fox washing Bay's car (no doubt a Humvee), which Bay filmed (and saved for himself?).

So not only do we have Bay to thank for ruining one of our favorite childhood memories with his two most recent bad movies, we also have him to thank for making this over-rated, talentless, should-be-in-porn-rather-than-mainstream-movies "actres s" famous.

 

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