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The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Last 10 Posts Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:54:16 +0000 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:03:27 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 30 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_topic_feed.asp?FID=546 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=48321#48321 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: December 07 2011 at 5:03pm

Man, this was a bad movie.

The good:

Hank Azaria: Azaria plays Gargamel, who wants to capture the Smurfs. Since this would cause them harm, he was my favorite character. In addition, he gets all the good lines.

Neil Patrick Harris: Harris is better here than he was in Beastly.

The bad:

Katy Perry: Perry is bland here as Smurfette. The only reason she got this part was because of blatant stunt casting.

Fred Armison: Armison plays Brainy Smurf, my least favorite Smurf. He was exceptionally annoying. Also, for some reason, Armison plays a cashier in a toy store.

The script: Fun fact: this movie had four credited writers. How the f*ck could a movie this bland require four goddamn writers?!?

The ugly:

Jayma Mays: Mays is very annoying here as NPH's pregnant wife. This isn't her worst movie though, as she was in... Epic Movie! (Duh duh duh!!!)

The product placement: This has some of the most blatant product placement this side of a Michael Bay movie! Blu-Ray, Blue Man Group, etc. But, the absolute worst would have to be the Guitar Hero scene. They play Run-DMC's version of Walk This Way and this is DMC's lowest moment since JMJ died*.

Raja Gosnell: When one of your best movies is Big Momma's House, you should just throw in the towel.

As bad as the original cartoon was, it's not as bad this movie. Is it me or is the only good thing to come from The Smurfs the Smurfs scene from Donnie Darko? Grade: D+

*I'm going to hell for that one.

]]> Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:03:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=48321#48321 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=48256#48256 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: December 03 2011 at 11:16am

I just survived this. I'll post a review sometime this weekend.]]> Sat, 03 Dec 2011 11:16:05 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=48256#48256 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=46991#46991 Author: Vits
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: September 28 2011 at 2:28pm

I just saw it,but won't review it.

I could go on about how unfunny and lazy it is,or that the FX suck,but you all know that.I could discuss that today it surpassed $500 Million at the box office,entering the Top 100 of the highest grossing films ever,but I don't think I feel different about it than all of you.Instead,I'll point out things no one else has:
-Parents take theirkids to see these movies because they think it's harmless.The joke's onthem.There's a scene in a mall where THE SMURFS are mistasken for toys,and the children practically destroy the store trying to get them.
-Some movies have animal cruelty and don't seem to notice.Here,they actually say it,and keep doing it!
-We've discussed innouendo in children movies.Here,one of THE SMURFS refers to his pubes as "enchanted forest".I rest my case.

I give this 1/10(could've been 0).

F.Y.C.:
-Actor;Supp. Actor:Not Jonathan Winters,Anton Yelchin,Fred Armisen,Alan Cumming or Tim Gunn.Nothing wrong with them.Nor Hank Azaria,he's the best part,just as he was in HOP.But Neil Patrick Harris has been setting the bar for him berry high these past few years,so the fact he's hamming it up in what I believe it's his first lead role is deserving of a Razzie(I haven't seen BEASTLY yet).And George Lopez as well for being obviously miscast.And he was also miscast in RIO(he played a brazilian character with a mexican accent!).
-Actress;Supp. Actress:Not Sofia Vergara,nothing wrong with her.Nor Kety Perry,she's actually quite decent.But Jayma Mays is as weak as Harris.
-Director:Yes.A few years ago,the AV Club made a list of the worst directors nobody knows,and Raja Gosnell was in it.I thought "He makes bad movies,but he isn't that bad".But this movie had painfully non-sensical shots,and until the credits I thought this was a first time director.
-Screenplay:Yes.Wait...is there one?
-Couple/Ensemble:No.The whole cast doesn't have to suffer because of the few bad ones.And,although Harris and Mays have no chemistry,their relationship development isn't important to the overall plot.What is important is their relationship with THE SMURFS,which is berry undeveloped,but that would sound too similar to...well,why we wanted Worst Ensemble in the first place.
-Picture:Yes.
]]> Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:28:36 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=46991#46991 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45906#45906 Author: Vits
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: August 31 2011 at 9:40am

That's right.The reason why family movies don't get razzed so often is probably because they're all the same movie.]]> Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:40:57 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45906#45906 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45889#45889 Author: SuperTeenTopia
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: August 30 2011 at 8:28pm

Further proof that all children's movies are now the same:

http://www.chud.com/57251/proof-that-hollywood-has-stopped-trying/

Wow, Hollywood writers are lazy!

]]> Tue, 30 Aug 2011 20:28:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45889#45889 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45854#45854 Author: Vits
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: August 29 2011 at 4:49pm

Yes.Worldwide is what counts.I made a mistake.And the way HeadRAZZ edited my post(originally it said "here's the link to see if what he says it's right")makes it sound a little harsh.Anyway,this is the right link.]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:49:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45854#45854 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45850#45850 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: August 29 2011 at 2:12pm

Originally posted by Vits

Since Wikipedia isn't reliable, here's a B.O. MoJo link to show that what GTA read on WikiPedia is not true...

I think the confusion stems from the fact that Wikipedia's Top 10 list is for planetary grosses, but your link is for domestic grosses. I was sure the planetary grosses were the most important...

]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 14:12:22 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45850#45850 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45841#45841 Author: Vits
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: August 29 2011 at 7:55am

Since Wikipedia isn't reliable, here's a B.O. MoJo link to show that what GTA read on WikiPedia is not true...

]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 07:55:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45841#45841 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45838#45838 Author: Grounder the Critic
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: August 29 2011 at 5:30am

A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!!!]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:30:13 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45838#45838 Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45836#45836 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D
Posted: August 28 2011 at 10:25pm

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: On Wikipedia's list of the top 10 grossing films of 2011, The Smurfs 3D has just replaced X-Men: First Class for the #10 spot. Now Dark of the Moon, On Stranger Tides, and The Hangover Part II have some very stiff competition for "Worst Film Everyone Saw." The only arguments left for Dark of the Moon being a Worst Picture finalist besides the front-of-camera work, are the squandered potential, and Michael Bay's half-baked keeping of promises. On Stranger Tides and The Hangover Part II don't stand a chance in the 2011 RAZZIE race at this point.

Personally, I feel the same way Cartman did when Terrance & Phillip was replaced with She's the Sheriff in Episode 106.

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