Getting back to Uwe Boll, normally I'd agree with you, HeadRAZZ.  I was looking at the Box Office Mojo figures, and in a town where you're only as good as your last hit, Hollywood should be tired of Boll by now.  However, not only has he filmed four movies this year, but he's slated for three more next year, including a sequel to Alone in the Dark.  At $25 million a pop, that's $175 million dropped on Boll pictures made this year and next year, and the total is probably higher than that.  He must have some benefactors that Edward D. Wood, Jr. could only have dreamed of.

On the other hand, if Wood had benefactors like that, he probably would have destroyed his liver a lot earlier than he did. . . .

Theatres aren't so forgiving, though.  I imagine at best we'll have sneak runs like we did with Chevy Chase's Funny Money.  If that's the case, we'll all have to keep our eyes on the release schedules.  It's hard to say what's going on with Boll's pictures, though.  It doesn't make sense.

Response from Head RAZZberry: Which is in perfect keeping with the tone of Uwe's movies -- None of them make any sense, either!

Hey!  Why pick on Michael Bay?!  I mean, I like The Rock and. . . well, I like The Rock, and. . . errr. . . hmmm. . . did I say I like The Rock? . . .

Speaking of Uwe Boll, he's completed four films this year, and I can't find any of them scheduled for a 2007 release. 

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is scheduled for January 2008.

IMDb lists 28 Sep 2007 as the release date for Postal, but Box Office Mojo has yet to list it.

IMDb lists 25 Jan 2008 as the release date for Seed, but Box Office Mojo has yet to list it.

IMDb lists Nov 2007 as for when BloodRayne II will be released, but Box Office Mojo has yet to list it.

There's all these Boll films available, but if they don't get into theatres this year, we won't be able to Razz him again 'till next year! 

Response from Head RAZZberry: Given that the first BLOODRAYNE was not only a Worst Picture nominee but also a financial fiasco  ( LINK ) I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for BR2 to get a theatrical release stateside. A typical Uwe production has a budget well over $25 million, and with Boll's overall box office track record ( LINK ) it should only be a matter of time before his so-called "career" is over. Not to worry, though -- If TRANSFORMERS does the bang-up business the industry now expects it will, we can alwaze keep ourselves busy Razzing "The American Uwe Boll," Michael Bay... 

I guess I just thought The Trailer looked dumb.

Next week, I think Head RAZZ should pick one of these three films to be the Worst New Movie of the Weak: 1408, Evan Almighty, or You Kill Me.

Plot for 1408: Based on the short Stephen King horror story of the same name, 1408 surrounds supernatural writer Mike Enslin, an author of two hit books focusing on supernatural phenomena. As research for his latest book, Enslin is determined to check out the notorious room 1408 in a New York City hotel by personally staying as a guest in the fabled room. With the intention that 1408 is just a myth perpetuated by stories and rumor that Enslin has collected for his past works. However, hotel manager Mr. Olin has strong objections to Enslin's stay and only warns him of possible danger to come. But Enslin is determined to go through and convinced that the horrific past of 1408 is just mere coincidence and a myth. But what Mike Enslin is about to experience is no myth, as 1408 truly is a room where the guests don't check out by noon.

Plot for Evan Almighty: The last time we saw Evan Baxter (Steve Carell), he was being tormented by rival Bruce Nolan onscreen, live from their Buffalo TV station. But as time passed and Evan has made up with Bruce, he's gone onto bigger and better things. Newly elected to Washington D.C. as a congressman, Evan has left Buffalo, New York in pursuit of a greater calling. But that calling isn't serving in the illustrious ranks of America's politics, but being summoned by the Almighty himself (Morgan Freeman), who has handed Evan the task of building a new ark, much as Noah did before. With time passing by and his family belittled by Evan's newfound realization, Evan will have to do the work that God has given him in what promises to be an unusual adventure for a man who just wanted to serve his country, might actually be serving humanity.

Plot for You Kill Me: Frank Falenczyk (Ben Kingsley) loves his job. He just happens to be the hit-man for his Polish mob family in Buffalo, New York. But Frank’s got a drinking problem and when he messes up a critical assignment that puts the family business in peril, his uncle (Philip Baker Hall) sends him to San Francisco to clean up his act. Frank is not a touchy-feely kind of guy, but he starts going to AA meetings, gets a sponsor (Luke Wilson) and a job at a mortuary where he falls for the tart-tongued Laurel (Téa Leoni), a woman who is dangerously devoid of boundaries. Meanwhile, things aren’t going well in Buffalo where an upstart Irish gang is threatening the family business. When violence erupts, Frank is forced to return home and with an unlikely assist from Laurel, faces old rivals on new terms.

I'll let the Head RAZZ take some time thinking about this, but I'm sure he knows which one he has in mind on which will be the Worst New Movie of the Weak for June 22.

Here are a couple more potential Razzie contenders I would add to The 2007 list.

Live Free or Die Hard 

Captivity