The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : VAMPIRES SUCK : Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! Wed, 22 May 2013 05:51:05 +0000 Sun, 27 May 2012 12:29:49 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=4531 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : EgIRtrYt0AU Any thoughts? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=51099#51099 Author: Vits
Subject: 4531
Posted: May 27 2012 at 12:29pm

[TUBE]EgIRtrYt0AU[/TUBE]
Any thoughts?
]]> Sun, 27 May 2012 12:29:49 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=51099#51099 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Yes, a sad, but true fact... Originally... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=38680#38680 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: January 26 2011 at 5:10am

Yes, a sad, but true fact... 

Originally posted by cvcjr13

Not a chance.  Vampires Suck cost $20 million to make, and it took in $80 million worldwide.  With that type of return, Seltzerberg will keep on cranking them out.
]]> Wed, 26 Jan 2011 05:10:31 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=38680#38680 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Not a chance! Vampires Suck cost... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=38674#38674 Author: cvcjr13
Subject: 4531
Posted: January 25 2011 at 11:31pm

Not a chance!  Vampires Suck cost only $20 million to make, and it took in $80 million worldwide.  With that type of return, Seltzerberg will keep on cranking them out.
]]> Tue, 25 Jan 2011 23:31:19 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=38674#38674 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Take the title Vampires Suck... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=38659#38659 Author: Deepanshu
Subject: 4531
Posted: January 25 2011 at 8:00pm

Take the title Vampires Suck as a sign to stay away from a movie that was destined to fail at the box office. Hopefully this is the last in this terrible "movie" parody series! ]]> Tue, 25 Jan 2011 20:00:33 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=38659#38659 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : You have exceeded the number... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=38658#38658 Author: Deepanshu
Subject: 4531
Posted: January 25 2011 at 7:59pm

You have exceeded the number of posts permitted in the time span...  ]]> Tue, 25 Jan 2011 19:59:39 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=38658#38658 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : I remember EPIC MOVIE was up... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37792#37792 Author: Vits
Subject: 4531
Posted: January 02 2011 at 10:33am

I remember EPIC MOVIE was up for "Worst Rip-Off",but that's only because a parody is closer of being a rip-off that a remake.Neverthelss,parodies could have adapted scripts.]]> Sun, 02 Jan 2011 10:33:51 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37792#37792 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : I consider it a remake of Twilight.... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37786#37786 Author: aqua mailman
Subject: 4531
Posted: January 02 2011 at 8:54am

I consider it a remake of Twilight. Kinda like how Air Plane was a remake of the 70's disaster flick "Terror in the Sky".(and that is the ONLY thing that VS and Airpane have in common!!!)

]]> Sun, 02 Jan 2011 08:54:59 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37786#37786 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : I would say adapted but I am... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37583#37583 Author: Vheid
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 27 2010 at 8:51am

I would say adapted but I am not sure.

Originally posted by Vits

Why do you say it was "given" to them?

This reminds me:If a parody ever gets nominated for other awards,would it be nominated for original or adapted script?Parodies take other plots and sometimes use elements from other plots,but is it directly based on another media?
]]> Mon, 27 Dec 2010 08:51:45 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37583#37583 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by Areyouserious?By... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37555#37555 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 26 2010 at 4:50pm

Originally posted by Areyouserious?

By the looks of it, "Seltzerberg" are scared someone will figure them out. They "tried" to hide the production of this, there was no premiere ( I'm sure for the sake of their safety), no privateshownings for critics, and no press interviews. Why? Because no one likes them.

Only preteens who refuse to watch something that made sense, they sit brain dead refusing to use their brain.
You speak the truth.
]]> Sun, 26 Dec 2010 16:50:16 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37555#37555 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Why do you say it was "given"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37551#37551 Author: Vits
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 26 2010 at 4:12pm

Why do you say it was "given" to them?

This reminds me:If a parody ever gets nominated for other awards,would it be nominated for original or adapted script?Parodies take other plots and sometimes use elements from other plots,but is it directly based on another media?
]]> Sun, 26 Dec 2010 16:12:31 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37551#37551 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Actually, both had potential,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37548#37548 Author: oiram
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 26 2010 at 4:02pm

Actually, both had potential, but were given to the wrong people.
Originally posted by aqua mailman

Okay, I know TLA is going to win Worst Picture, but that is such a boring choicE! All thatis is lame action movie with no potential. VS had potetntial, because Twilight is horrible! But they had to give it to Seltzberg!!! In my opinion, this film has no equal!!!
]]> Sun, 26 Dec 2010 16:02:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37548#37548 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Okay, I know TLA is going to win... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37547#37547 Author: aqua mailman
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 26 2010 at 3:39pm

Okay, I know TLA is going to win Worst Picture, but that is such a boring choicE! All thatis is lame action movie with no potential. VS had potetntial, because Twilight is horrible! But they had to give it to Seltzberg!!! In my opinion, this film has no equal!!!]]> Sun, 26 Dec 2010 15:39:38 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37547#37547 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : By the looks of it, "Seltzerberg"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37356#37356 Author: Areyouserious?
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 22 2010 at 4:58am

By the looks of it, "Seltzerberg" are scared someone will figure them out. They "tried" to hide the production of this, there was no premiere ( I'm sure for the sake of their safety), no privateshownings for critics, and no press interviews. Why? Because no one likes them.

Only preteens who refuse to watch something that made sense, they sit brain dead refusing to use their brain.

If they keep this up, they will be more wanted than Cuban drug lords.
]]> Wed, 22 Dec 2010 04:58:03 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=37356#37356 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Yeah, it's kinda sad when... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36738#36738 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 08 2010 at 8:56am

Yeah, it's kinda sad when "accidental comedies" are funnier than movies that are supposed to be "actual" comedies.
]]> Wed, 08 Dec 2010 08:56:24 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36738#36738 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : The movie was not funny at all.... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36712#36712 Author: TheMovieCritic
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 07 2010 at 11:32am

The movie was not funny at all. I watched Jaws The Revenge a few weeks ago and was laughing more at its terrible effects and script compared to this piece of cinema junk which yielded no laughs from me what so ever.]]> Tue, 07 Dec 2010 11:32:39 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36712#36712 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurnAs... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36705#36705 Author: Vits
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 07 2010 at 4:06am

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

As the Movie Preview Critic says "Just because it's a hit, that doesn't mean it's not a piece of s***".
I know.But he said:
Originally posted by TheMovieCritic

Take the title Vampires Suck as a sign to stay away from a movie that was destined to fail at the box office.
]]> Tue, 07 Dec 2010 04:06:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36705#36705 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Maybe... and, so? "Transformers... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36698#36698 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 06 2010 at 7:56pm

Maybe... and, so? "Transformers 2" made nearly a billion dollars worldwide, but it still won 3 major Razzies. As the Movie Preview Critic says "Just because it's a hit, that doesn't mean it's not a piece of s***".
]]> Mon, 06 Dec 2010 19:56:06 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36698#36698 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : But didn't it do well at... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36693#36693 Author: Vits
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 06 2010 at 3:59pm

But didn't it do well at the box office??  


]]> Mon, 06 Dec 2010 15:59:25 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36693#36693 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Take the title Vampires Suck... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36688#36688 Author: TheMovieCritic
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 06 2010 at 12:27pm

Take the title Vampires Suck as a sign to stay away from a movie that was destined to fail at the box office. Hopefully this is the last in this terrible "movie" parody series!  


]]> Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:27:29 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36688#36688 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Okay, 3 mounths later and... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36648#36648 Author: aqua mailman
Subject: 4531
Posted: December 03 2010 at 2:11pm

Okay, 3 mounths later and there are STILL Studio Shills on VS's IMDb page. Jesus Christ, just leave already! And you'd think they would make it less obvious that they are being handed cash every time they post, but nope. They are always telling me "Pleasantly Suprised" or "Does a Dead on Impression of KS."  Or How 'bout the ones that say "It's a parody! What were you expecting, High Art?"

No, to put it in the immortal words of Gaydolf Hitler (IMDb user) "If i were to consider the Garbage Pail Kids to be the Mona Lisa, then this film would be the crayon scribblings of a mentally insane  kindergartener who is blind." 

For once in my life, I agree with Hitler!  


]]> Fri, 03 Dec 2010 14:11:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36648#36648 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : I know.That's what some people... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36087#36087 Author: Vits
Subject: 4531
Posted: November 15 2010 at 12:20pm

I know.That's what some people said.It happens whenevr to movies that even with a small similaity get released the same year.]]> Mon, 15 Nov 2010 12:20:52 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36087#36087 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by Vits They... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36084#36084 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: November 15 2010 at 9:32am

Originally posted by Vits

They thought "Why watch a rip-off of KICK-ASS,which I like,when I can watch a parody of THE TWILIGHT SAGA,which I dislike?".
Only, it wasn't a rip-off of "Kick-Ass", it was a loyal adaptation of a different comic book, and I haven't heard a single person who saw it say anything bad about it.]]> Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:32:51 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36084#36084 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by Grounder... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36076#36076 Author: Vits
Subject: 4531
Posted: November 15 2010 at 8:15am

Originally posted by Grounder the Critic

I still can't believe why this movie made more money than Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
They thought "Why watch a rip-off of KICK-ASS,which I like,when I can watch a parody of THE TWILIGHT SAGA,which I dislike?".
]]> Mon, 15 Nov 2010 08:15:40 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36076#36076 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by Grounder... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36031#36031 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: November 14 2010 at 12:31pm

Originally posted by Grounder the Critic

I still can't believe why this movie made more money than Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
I'm sure if "Scott Pilgrim" spent much needed screen time mocking all things "Twilight", it might have made more money, and I know Miguel would have seen it ten times in one day.]]> Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:31:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36031#36031 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : I still can't believe why... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36025#36025 Author: Grounder the Critic
Subject: 4531
Posted: November 14 2010 at 11:05am

I still can't believe why this movie made more money than Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.]]> Sun, 14 Nov 2010 11:05:24 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=36025#36025 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by cvcjr13 It's... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34639#34639 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: September 19 2010 at 5:19pm

Originally posted by cvcjr13

 
It's even worse than that.  It's the same thing that cause our great economy to meltdown.  It's greed.  Nothing but pure Gordon Gekko/King Midas greed.  Seltzerberg movies make money.  Studio heads and investors say, "Oh, yeah!"
Yes, it's sad, but true. I guess it's just my wishful thinking that these movies aren't greenlit by studio heads that are of sound mind and judgement at the time.]]> Sun, 19 Sep 2010 17:19:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34639#34639 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn Originally... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34637#34637 Author: cvcjr13
Subject: 4531
Posted: September 19 2010 at 3:50pm

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

Originally posted by cvcjr13

 
If it's a parody, it's legal.  It doesn't have to be a good parody.  It just needs to be a parody.
I meant more along the lines of how they manage to convince studio heads to invest and greenlit their s***. I'm thinking blackmail photos and recreational drugs come into play during those pitch meetings.
 
It's even worse than that.  It's the same thing that cause our great economy to meltdown.  It's greed.  Nothing but pure Gordon Gekko/King Midas greed.  Seltzerberg movies make money.  Studio heads and investors say, "Oh, yeah!"
]]> Sun, 19 Sep 2010 15:50:43 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34637#34637 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by cvcjr13 If... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34628#34628 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: September 19 2010 at 11:46am

Originally posted by cvcjr13

 
If it's a parody, it's legal.  It doesn't have to be a good parody.  It just needs to be a parody.
I meant more along the lines of how they manage to convince studio heads to invest and greenlit their s***. I'm thinking blackmail photos and recreational drugs come into play during those pitch meetings.]]> Sun, 19 Sep 2010 11:46:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34628#34628 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn Originally... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34626#34626 Author: cvcjr13
Subject: 4531
Posted: September 19 2010 at 11:23am

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

Originally posted by cvcjr13

 
Just be glad my Oil Spill Monster scene ISN'T on the screen.  I just wish the actual movie wasn't on the screen, either.
Yeah, but you know, Seltzerberg have their ways. I just question if their ways are legal.
 
If it's a parody, it's legal.  It doesn't have to be a good parody.  It just needs to be a parody.
 
]]> Sun, 19 Sep 2010 11:23:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34626#34626 Given That It's Seltzerberg It's SURE to SUCK!! : Originally posted by cvcjr13 Just... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34623#34623 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 4531
Posted: September 19 2010 at 9:52am

Originally posted by cvcjr13

 
Just be glad my Oil Spill Monster scene ISN'T on the screen.  I just wish the actual movie wasn't on the screen, either.
Yeah, but you know, Seltzerberg have their ways. I just question if their ways are legal.
]]> Sun, 19 Sep 2010 09:52:44 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4531&PID=34623#34623