The Official RAZZIE® Forum : HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : MEMBER-STARTED FORUMS on 2013 TITLES : HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS Sat, 25 May 2013 05:36:12 +0000 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 08:04:49 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=6077 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : FilmXTRA's review:9hLcYRu1PBo ... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53833#53833 Author: Vits
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Posted: March 04 2013 at 8:04am

FilmXTRA's review:
[TUBE]9hLcYRu1PBo[/TUBE]
]]> Mon, 04 Mar 2013 08:04:49 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53833#53833 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : I just saw this.For Your Consideration:Jessica... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53700#53700 Author: jesse685
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Posted: February 13 2013 at 9:37pm

I just saw this.
 
For Your Consideration:
Jessica Alba 2.0 for Worst Actress (Sorry, I had to make that joke.)
]]> Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:37:43 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53700#53700 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : I forgot that there was a small... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53628#53628 Author: Vits
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Posted: January 29 2013 at 5:51pm

I forgot that there was a small incest tone. I analyzed it and realized how it could've been bigger*. That's why I didn't mention Worst Couple for the 2 leads. However, I wouldn't be against it because it is there.

*If GRETEL had confronted HANSEL about falling for MINA. You know, like "It's always been just you and me".
Originally posted by oiram

Why shouldn't this be considered for Worst Picture?

I thought it was just average.
Originally posted by oiram

Also, Thomas Mann didn't annoy you?
Depends on whether you've seen the movie or not:

1) If you have, you're asking me because he plays the funny guy. I wouldn't say he was actually funny, but he didn't bother me.

2) If you haven't, you're asking me because you probably hated him in PROJECT X. I wouldn't say he gave a good performance, but it's an improvement because now I'm not constantly aware that he's an actor playing a part.
]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2013 17:51:17 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53628#53628 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : Why shouldn't this be considered... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53627#53627 Author: oiram
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Posted: January 29 2013 at 4:10pm

Why shouldn't this be considered for Worst Picture?  

Also, Thomas Mann didn't annoy you?  


]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:10:44 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53627#53627 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : I went to the movies and saw this.... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53626#53626 Author: Vits
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Posted: January 29 2013 at 4:03pm

I went to the movies and saw this. I wasn't going to, but my dad had a date and begged me to leave the house. Since it was so last minute, I couldn't plan and choose a movie.

For your consideration: Worst Actress for Gemma Arterton and Worst Supp. Actor for Peter Stormare. But please, not Worst Picture.
Originally posted by jesse685

PRODUCED BY MTV FILMS (STRONG INDICATION FIGHT SCENES HAVE BEEN EDITED LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS)
Turns out we were wrong about that.
Originally posted by jesse685

WAY TOO EARLY AFTER THE SIMILAR SOUNDING DUD FROM LAST YEAR, ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER
I thought this one was much better.
]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:03:01 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53626#53626 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : Look herefor the dismal box... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53598#53598 Author: cvcjr13
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Posted: January 26 2013 at 6:17pm

Look here for the dismal box office for Hansel & Gretel: RAZZIE Hunters.
 
Look here for the dismal Tomatometer at Rotten Tomatoes for Hansel & Gretel: RAZZIE Hunters.
 
Look here for the dismal Metascore at Metacritic for Hansel & Gretel: RAZZIE Hunters.
 
Look here for the IMDb webage for the cast & crew of Hansel & Gretel: RAZZIE Hunters.
 
THIS "CRUMB-Y" MOVIE IS OURS FOR THE RAZZING!!!!
 
]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:17:12 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53598#53598 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : R.T. Rating - 15%: "Alternately... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53594#53594 Author: Vits
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Posted: January 26 2013 at 11:59am

R.T. Rating - 15%: "Alternately bloody and silly. It fails as both a fantasy adventure and as a parody of same."  


]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2013 11:59:55 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53594#53594 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : Oiram: Sorry, I have now included... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53580#53580 Author: jesse685
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Posted: January 25 2013 at 12:58pm

Oiram: Sorry, I have now included the joke in my opening post.]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2013 12:58:19 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53580#53580 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : Okay, I should mention the "joke"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53576#53576 Author: oiram
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Posted: January 25 2013 at 10:48am

Okay, I should mention the "joke" I was talking about was referring to Gemma Arterton as "Jessica Alba 2.0"

Also, I just found out that two of the producers of this film are Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. No joke.]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2013 10:48:29 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53576#53576 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : Chilean critics say this movie... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53573#53573 Author: Vits
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Posted: January 25 2013 at 9:06am

Chilean critics say this movie is bad but passable. However, the R.T. rating has started off at 5%.]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2013 09:06:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53573#53573 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : Based on what HeadRAZZ has already... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53571#53571 Author: cvcjr13
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Posted: January 25 2013 at 8:26am

Based on what HeadRAZZ has already written a number of times, it's not so much that these Member Started Forums are "official" as that they become just as much a source for the nominations as do the "Official Forums."  It all depends on how bad each movie stinks and, come next year, how much we agree that a particular movie stinks above all other stenches. 
 
If anyone can find a common person, company or thread between 2011's Red Riding Hood, 2012's Snow White and the Huntsman and this year's Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, I'm sure we'd all be interested.



]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:26:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53571#53571 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : Ah...You did not make thst joke!Oh... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53570#53570 Author: oiram
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Posted: January 25 2013 at 5:01am

Ah...You did not make thst joke!

Oh well...

At this point, I guess I should be counting the Member Started forums as though they're official, since Headrazz is getting pretty busy?]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2013 05:01:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53570#53570 HANSEL & GRETEL: RAZZIE HUNTERS : WITH MEMBER... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6077&PID=53568#53568 Author: jesse685
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Posted: January 25 2013 at 3:05am

WITH MEMBER TRAVIS112096 SNAGGING THE RIGHTS TO A FORUM for PARKER and HEADRAZZ BEING TOO BUSY TO MAKE AN OFFICIAL FORUM FOR THIS DUE TO PREPARATIONS FOR THE 33RD ANNUAL RAZZIE AWARDS, I DECIDED TO STEP UP AND MAKE A MEMBER FORUM JUST FOR YOU GUYS.
 
YET ANOTHER "RE-IMAGINING" OF A CLASSIC FAIRYTALE, PRODUCED BY MTV FILMS (STRONG INDICATION FIGHT SCENES HAVE BEEN EDITED LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS) AS WELL AS WILL FERRELL AND ADAM MCKAY (YES, REALLY) AND JUMPING THE SHARK WAY TOO EARLY AFTER THE SIMILAR SOUNDING DUD FROM LAST YEAR, ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER, EARLY REVIEWS INDICATE THAT HANSEL AND GRETEL'S TRAIL OF ROTTEN BREAD CRUMBS WILL SHOW US THE WRONG WAY HOME.
 
SO, READY TO GO HUNTING FOR WITCHY PERFORMANCES? (EVEN TWO-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE JEREMY RENNER AND JESSICA ALBA 2.0... I MEAN GEMMA ARTERTON!!!) WELL THEN, BLAST AWAY AT IT! 
 
 

 
RENNER: "Wait a second, I thought these bread-crumbs
would 
lead 
us to fresh reviews, not ROTTEN REVIEWS AND RAZZIE
CONSIDERATION!"
 
 
CO-STAR: "And why do they keep calling me Jessica Alba 2.0?"  


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