The Official RAZZIE® Forum : HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : DOES SLY DESERVE a WORST CAREER ACHIEVEMENT RAZZIE®?? : HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) Wed, 22 May 2013 15:28:33 +0000 Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:39:02 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=1194 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : With Wing as his leading lady... I... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8430#8430 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1194
Posted: August 09 2006 at 4:39am

With Wing as his leading lady...

I don't know...throw Gilbert Gottfried and Bob Goldthwaite in there as well...]]> Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:39:02 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8430#8430 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : OR.... William Shatner DOES sing... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8322#8322 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 1194
Posted: August 03 2006 at 12:44pm

OR....

William Shatner DOES sing it...

...in Esperanto! ]]> Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:44:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8322#8322 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Razilla, even worse would be if... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8283#8283 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 1194
Posted: August 02 2006 at 2:36pm

Razilla, even worse would be if Lawrence Welk had done a cover version of
it, with Guy and Ralna singing amid the champagne bubbles...]]> Wed, 02 Aug 2006 14:36:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8283#8283 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : It still could be worse...it could... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8196#8196 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1194
Posted: August 02 2006 at 5:21am

It still could be worse...it could have been William Shatner singing it...]]> Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:21:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8196#8196 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Things could be worse. He could... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8182#8182 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 1194
Posted: August 01 2006 at 4:51pm

Things could be worse.

He could have done a hip hop rap version of Drinkenstein, and done some
break dancing in the middle of it...]]> Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:51:58 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8182#8182 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Holy CRAP!!!! He sounds worse... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8179#8179 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1194
Posted: August 01 2006 at 4:08pm

Holy CRAP!!!!

He sounds worse than Eilert Pilarm...]]> Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:08:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8179#8179 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Razz, has anyone ever transcribed... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8150#8150 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 31 2006 at 12:41pm

Razz, has anyone ever transcribed the lyrics for DRINKENSTEIN? I swear I have lost count of the times I've played it back and forth on the DVD, yet there are still several lines I cannot figure out; I'm just so mesmerized watching Stallone dressed up like a pimp on Sesame Street!

Response from Head RAZZberry: Your wish is my command -- Below, scanned from the Lyric Sheet enclosed in the Soundtrack CD of RHINESTONE, are the lyrics to "Drinkenstein"... 








]]> Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:41:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8150#8150 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Mitch Miller would have NEVER... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8147#8147 Author: saturnwatcher
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 31 2006 at 10:42am

Mitch Miller would have NEVER EVER EVER EVER forced his audience to sing Drinkenstein....and Mrs. Miller never would have sang it...although she wouldn't have been any worse.]]> Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:42:46 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8147#8147 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Head Razz: The sad thing is that... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8121#8121 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 30 2006 at 4:00pm

Head Razz:

The sad thing is that when I 'SING ALONG WITH MITCH, er, SLY" on the
Rhinestone DVD, I actually hit the notes.

I still remember going to a Karaoke bar in Little Tokyo back in the mid 80s
with some friends and they were actually singing to "Drinkenstein". It took
years of chemical refreshment to recover from that]]> Sun, 30 Jul 2006 16:00:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8121#8121 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : God. As I have only seen Rhinestone... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8108#8108 Author: gertie the duck
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 30 2006 at 12:19am

God. As I have only seen Rhinestone for the first time last week, the memory of what I now simply call "the horror" is still fresh...

I found myself LITTERALLY laughing and crying at the same time whilst cringing furiously out of utter embarassment...and I realised I was covering my face with my hands and peeping between my fingers , excatly in the same way I used to when I was a kid watching horror movies!!

]]> Sun, 30 Jul 2006 00:19:31 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8108#8108 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : It's one thing to hear Sylvester... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8099#8099 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 29 2006 at 6:22am

It's one thing to hear Sylvester sing.   BUT...

It's another to SEE him sing this on the Rhinestone DVD!

 

Response from Head RAZZberry: Indeed, in this case, seeing IS dis-believing. Imagine, as you listen to the track using the LINK above, that Sylvester is wearing pointy-toed cowboy boots and a skintight yellow-and-blue polyester pantsuit, topped by a floppy coonskin cap..and that his face has the expression of an angry ferret defending its family's nest. Then imagine...you're NOT imagining -- 'Cause that is what Sly's wearing (on both his body and his face) while singing "Drinkenstein" in RHINESTONE. When put together with the above described visuals, this clip "ranks" as one of the All-Time Berry Biggest Laugh-Getters in ALL of RAZZIE History. And if Duh Sly Guy duzz "win" a Worst Career Achievement RAZZIE at next Spring's 27th Annual Awards, I have a feeling it'll be getting Berry Big Laughs all over again... 

 

]]> Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:22:55 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8099#8099 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Aw, c'mon, Head RAZZberry... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8098#8098 Author: Nasty Man
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 29 2006 at 6:07am

Aw, c'mon, Head RAZZberry -- Let's BE cruel!  Here's a LINK that will supposedly let you download an MP-3 of Mrs. Miller singing "Downtown," which is such a hoot that it actually made the Billboard charts in the mid-60s. But it's actually NOT her funniest recording. That'd be her cover version of Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made for Walking," which for some reason does not seem to be available on the Net...]]> Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:07:29 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8098#8098 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Speaking of the worst damn vocalists... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8096#8096 Author: Nasty Man
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 29 2006 at 4:49am

Speaking of the worst damn vocalists of all time, I just had a scary thought -- How about a duet featuring Sly and...Mrs. Miller, the painfully off-key 60s singer who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket??

Response from Head RAZZberry: For any of you who don't know who Mrs. Miller is (or was) here's a LINK to read up on her. I'd ad a link to LISTEN to her, but that would just be too cruel, even for us!

]]> Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:49:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8096#8096 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : OMG!! I've heard run-over... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8095#8095 Author: Nasty Man
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 29 2006 at 4:48am

OMG!!  I've heard run-over dogs that sounded less pitiful!

Knowing he couldn't sing worth beans, I think Sly was trying to be silly here, but even with that proviso, this totally sucked...At last, some competition for Shatner's title as the worst damn vocalist of all time!

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Subject: 1194
Posted: July 28 2006 at 11:51pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! And I thought his ACTING was bad! 

After that, Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins sounds like a Mozart aria... 

]]> Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:51:48 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8089#8089 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry We... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8088#8088 Author: gertie the duck
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 28 2006 at 12:57pm

Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry

We think you'll agree, it's one of the SCARIEST VOCAL PERFORMANCES ever committed!!

...but unfortunately for us, they did not commit Stallone for it...

]]> Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:57:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8088#8088 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Hey...it's the Legendary... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8085#8085 Author: gertie the duck
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 28 2006 at 12:24pm

Hey...it's the Legendary Stardust Cowboy!!!!]]> Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:24:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8085#8085 HEAR Stallone Sing (OUCH!!!) : Below is a LINKtoHEAR Stallone... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1194&PID=8084#8084 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: 1194
Posted: July 28 2006 at 12:13pm

Below is a LINK to HEAR Stallone sing "Drinkenstein" (1984 RAZZIEŽ "winner" for Worst Original Song) on the Net.

NOTE:  BRACE YOURSELF! First you'll hear a rolling thunder crash, and Stallone's version of a Rebel Yell, leading into Sly's "Vocal Stylings" on  "Drinkenstein"...

We think you'll agree, it's one of the SCARIEST VOCAL PERFORMANCES ever committed!!

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