The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Horribly Cast Remakes R Us... http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Horribly Cast Remakes R Us... : Last 10 Posts Fri, 24 May 2013 10:29:36 +0000 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 07:21:03 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 30 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_topic_feed.asp?FID=35 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Horribly Cast Remakes R Us... : Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake! http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=142&PID=53639#53639 Author: hatingvindiesel
Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: February 03 2013 at 7:21am

LINCOLN  

Directed by Sean Anders, 
Written by David Caspe  

...and starring: Adam Sandler as Abraham Lincoln, 
Katherine Heigl as Mary Todd Lincoln, 
Nicolas Cage as William Seward, 
Robert Pattinson as Robert Lincoln, 
Nick Swardson as W.N. Bilbo, 
Liam Neeson as Preston Blair,
Vanilla Ice as Thaddeus Stevens, 
David Hasselhoff as Robert Latham, 
Russell Brand as Alexander Stephens, 
Al Pacino as Edwin Stanton, 
Patrick Dempsey as Richard Schell, 
Taylor Lautner as John Hay, 
Gerard Butler as Ulysses S. Grant, 
Ashton Kutcher as Fernando Wood, 
Billy Ray Cyrus as George Pendleton


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Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: January 08 2013 at 11:48am

THE APARTMENT

Directed and written by Vondie Curtis-Hall

Tyrese Gibson as CC Baxter
Mariah Carey as Fran Kubelik
Terrence Howard as Jeff D. Sheldrake
Tim Roth as Joe Dobisch
Vin Diesel as Dr. Dreyfuss
Paul Walker as Al Kirkeby
Jordana Brewster as Mrs. Margie McDougall
Elsa Pataki as Sylvia
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Mrs. Mildred Dreyfuss
Shia LaBeouf as Karl Matuschka
Josh Duhamel as Mr. Vanderhoff
Patrick Dempsey as Mr. Eichelberger
Megan Fox as Miss Olsen
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Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: December 21 2012 at 10:08am

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

Produced, directed and written by Uwe Boll

Dominic Purcell as Hercule Poirot
Lauren Holly as Mrs. Hubbard
Luke Perry as Bianchi
Kristanna Loken as Greta
Leelee Sobieski as Countess Andrenyi
Jason Statham as Pierre
Burt Reynolds as Col. Arbuthnot
Ray Liotta as Beddoes
Geraldine Chaplin as Princess Dragomiroff
Ben Kingsley as McQueen
Michelle Rodriguez as Mary Debenham
Tara Reid as Hildegarde
Christian Slater as Ratchett
Stephen Dorf as Count Andrenyi
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Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: December 03 2012 at 11:40am

MYSTIC RIVER

Produced and directed by Uwe Boll

Casper Van Diem as Jimmy Markum
Billy Zane as Dave Boyle
Val Kilmer as Sean Devine
50 Cent as Whitey Powers
Elisabeth Berkley as Celeste Boyle
Jennifer Lopez as Annabeth Markum
Ben Affleck as Val Savage
Kevin Sorbo as Brendan Harris
Mary-Kate Olsen as Katie Markum
James Franco as Silent Ray Harris
Brendan Fraser as Nick Savage
Daniel Brühl as Kevin Savage
Miranda Richardson as Esther Harris
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Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: December 02 2012 at 5:36am

The Man Who Came To Dinner
Directed and produced by Uwe Boll

Paris Hilton as Maggie Cutler
Lindsay Lohan as Lorraine Sheldon
Gilbert Gottfried as Sheridan Whiteside
Hayden Christensen as Bert Jefferson
Ben Stein as Banjo
Roseanne Barr as Mrs. Ernest Stanley
Paul Merton as Beverly Carlton
Adam Sandler (in drag) as June Stanley
Burt Reynolds as Mr. Ernest Stanley
Tom Cruise as Dr. Bradley
Carrie Fisher as Miss Preen
Ashton Kutcher as Richard Stanley]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2012 05:36:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=142&PID=52984#52984 Horribly Cast Remakes R Us... : Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake! http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=142&PID=52971#52971 Author: hatingvindiesel
Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: November 30 2012 at 7:03am

JOHNNY GUITAR

Directed by Uwe Boll

Mary-Kate Olsen as Vienna
Kevin Sorbo as Johnny Guitar
Dominique Swain as Emma Small
Emilio Estévez as Dancin' Kid
William Forsythe as John McIvers
Vincent Cassel as Turkey Ralston
Kris Kristofferson as Burt Lonergan
Matt Damon as Corey
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Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: May 15 2012 at 7:18pm

Hellraiser

Written and directed by Roland Emmerich and Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Produced by Michael Bay

Starring:
Rihanna as Juilia Cotton
Mike Myers as Larry Cotton/Frank Cotton
Emma Bell as Kristy Cotton
Ken Jeong as Frank the Monster
]]> Tue, 15 May 2012 19:18:13 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=142&PID=50939#50939 Horribly Cast Remakes R Us... : Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake! http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=142&PID=50653#50653 Author: Razzilla
Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: April 13 2012 at 6:03am

Convoy
A Woody Allen Production
Written and directed by Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone as Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald
Dolly Parton as Melissa
Paul Reubens as Sheriff Lyle 'Cottonmouth' Wallace
Burt Reynolds as Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen'
Grace Jones as Widow Woman
Michael Winslow as Spider Mike
Eddie Deezen as Chuck Arnoldi
Adam Sandler as Governer Jerry Haskins
Rosie O'Donnell as Violet
William Shatner as Federal Agent Hamilton ]]> Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:03:38 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=142&PID=50653#50653 Horribly Cast Remakes R Us... : Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake! http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=142&PID=50591#50591 Author: Razzilla
Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: April 08 2012 at 4:54am

It Pays To Be Ignorant
Written and Directed by Clint Eastwood
Produced by Mel Gibson

Don Rickles as Tom Howard
Bob Newhart as George Shelton
Madonna as Lulu McConnell
Ben Stein as Harry McNaughton

Shaquille O'Neal and his Rhythm Busters

John Cena...Paris Hilton...Lindsay Lohan...Hayden Christensen as Military contestants
Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood special guest panelists
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Subject: Create Your OWN Risible RAZZIE Remake!
Posted: March 14 2012 at 5:26pm

It already did! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!]]> Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:26:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=142&PID=50297#50297