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Subject: 735
Posted: May 06 2007 at 1:39pm

HOT FUZZ

If this movie reminds you of your neighborhood, you might want to move.
]]> Sun, 06 May 2007 13:39:51 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11843#11843 If this movie was ... : If GRINDHOUSE was a lawsuit... It... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11828#11828 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: May 04 2007 at 10:14pm

If GRINDHOUSE was a lawsuit...

It wouldn't have a leg to stand on...]]> Fri, 04 May 2007 22:14:20 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11828#11828 If this movie was ... : WILD HOGSIf this movie was the... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11685#11685 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: April 04 2007 at 11:48pm

WILD HOGS

If this movie was the only ride I had to get to work, I'd walk, even if the office was 50 miles away.
]]> Wed, 04 Apr 2007 23:48:49 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11685#11685 If this movie was ... : WILD HOGS If this movie was a... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11683#11683 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: April 04 2007 at 9:53pm

WILD HOGS

If this movie was a tread...it would be recalled...

If this movie started a trend...bicycles would be the rage now...as it set motorcycles back more than 100 years...]]> Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:53:05 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11683#11683 If this movie was ... : TMNT If this was served as a... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11606#11606 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: March 28 2007 at 2:22pm

TMNT

If this was served as a soup...I'd ask the waiter to take it back...]]> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:22:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11606#11606 If this movie was ... : WILD HOGS If this were served... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11403#11403 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: March 15 2007 at 3:30pm

WILD HOGS

If this were served as a meal...there would be no antacid strong enough to get rid of the heartburn...]]> Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:30:10 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11403#11403 If this movie was ... : SWEPT AWAY If this movie was on... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11291#11291 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: March 10 2007 at 6:31am

SWEPT AWAY

If this movie was on your floor, you'd sweep it up, throw it in the trash...and send it directly to the dump.
]]> Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:31:07 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=11291#11291 If this movie was ... : REPO MAN If this moviewere a car...it... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=9053#9053 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: September 15 2006 at 7:47pm

REPO MAN

If this movie were a car...it would be repossessed...and then sold asscrap metal later on...

]]> Fri, 15 Sep 2006 19:47:13 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=9053#9053 If this movie was ... : NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=8876#8876 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: September 04 2006 at 5:39am

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION

If it were a present...I would prefer a fruitcake...]]> Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:39:46 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=8876#8876 If this movie was ... : NATIONAL LAMPOON'S FAMILY... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=8818#8818 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: September 01 2006 at 12:58am

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S FAMILY VACATION

If this movie reminds you of your last roadtrip, maybe you should stay home this year.  LOL]]> Fri, 01 Sep 2006 00:58:23 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=8818#8818 If this movie was ... : RHINESTONE If this movie was a... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=8813#8813 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: August 31 2006 at 8:06pm

RHINESTONE

If this movie was a music lesson...it couldn't hit a right note with a Mack Truck... ]]> Thu, 31 Aug 2006 20:06:00 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=8813#8813 If this movie was ... : LITTLE MAN If this movie was a... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=7791#7791 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: July 13 2006 at 5:14pm

LITTLE MAN

If this movie was a diaper:  it would be full of Censored; it would need to be thrown away and replaced NOW. Dead ]]> Thu, 13 Jul 2006 17:14:45 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=7791#7791 If this movie was ... : If Sly and Madonna ever did a... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=7241#7241 Author: sportsartist24
Subject: 735
Posted: June 06 2006 at 2:12am

If Sly and Madonna ever did a movie together, the movie would be called "Title Bout of the Award-Losing Champs" ]]> Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:12:07 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=7241#7241 If this movie was ... : THE SHINING If this was a kid's... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=7132#7132 Author: sportsartist24
Subject: 735
Posted: May 30 2006 at 3:40am

THE SHINING

If this was a kid's movie, would the sun would start shining brighter than usual?

]]> Tue, 30 May 2006 03:40:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=7132#7132 If this movie was ... : The Notorious Bettie PageIf this... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6903#6903 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: May 16 2006 at 2:31pm

The Notorious Bettie Page

If this movie was what I saw this weekend, I'll be tied up all weekend.  Big smile]]> Tue, 16 May 2006 14:31:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6903#6903 If this movie was ... : If this movie was a drug cocktail,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6824#6824 Author: lanternnchikk
Subject: 735
Posted: May 10 2006 at 10:34am

If this movie was a drug cocktail, it would be a combination of
crack and ipecac.


If this movie was an American president, it would be George
W(anker) Bush.


If this movie was a consequence of drinking, it would be what
happened to Bon Scott and John "Bonzo" Bonham.

 

]]> Wed, 10 May 2006 10:34:20 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6824#6824 If this movie was ... : Originally posted by deadguy76You... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6581#6581 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: May 01 2006 at 3:09am

Originally posted by deadguy76

You mean this Wing?




I think the real Wing sounds better...not by much mind you...]]> Mon, 01 May 2006 03:09:24 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6581#6581 If this movie was ... : Disney's "Hercules"If... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6492#6492 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: April 28 2006 at 1:25am

Disney's "Hercules"

If this movie is the actual story of Hercules, I'm the blinking king of England.  Ermm]]> Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:25:58 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6492#6492 If this movie was ... : You mean this Wing? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6245#6245 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 735
Posted: April 20 2006 at 10:23pm

You mean this Wing?

]]> Thu, 20 Apr 2006 22:23:07 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6245#6245 If this movie was ... : Xanadu If this movie was a singer...it... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6241#6241 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: April 20 2006 at 4:31pm

Xanadu

If this movie was a singer...it would be WING...]]> Thu, 20 Apr 2006 16:31:55 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6241#6241 If this movie was ... : Disney's "The Wild" If... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6233#6233 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: April 20 2006 at 6:50am

Disney's "The Wild"

If this movie was the movie you've seen this week, you could have bought "Madagascar" for half the price you dumbCensored!

]]> Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:50:40 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6233#6233 If this movie was ... : XXX: State of the Union If this... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6034#6034 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 735
Posted: April 11 2006 at 5:07pm

XXX: State of the Union

If this movie were a british spy movie it's main character would be called James Bland

]]> Tue, 11 Apr 2006 17:07:47 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=6034#6034 If this movie was ... : Slither: If this movie were... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5947#5947 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 735
Posted: April 07 2006 at 9:37pm

Slither:

If this movie were a folk singer it would "Blob" Dylan

]]> Fri, 07 Apr 2006 21:37:47 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5947#5947 If this movie was ... : I wouldn't see that movie... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5762#5762 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: March 31 2006 at 10:11pm

I wouldn't see that movie again if I lost a bet...]]> Fri, 31 Mar 2006 22:11:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5762#5762 If this movie was ... : Originally posted by RazzillaLet... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5744#5744 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: March 31 2006 at 9:29am

Originally posted by Razzilla

Let me do better on this one

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be backing up ALL the time...


I'd just replace that toilet.  Dead]]> Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:29:19 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5744#5744 If this movie was ... : Let me do better on this one Santa... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5712#5712 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: March 30 2006 at 4:52pm

Let me do better on this one

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be backing up ALL the time...]]> Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:52:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5712#5712 If this movie was ... : If Larry the Cable Guy and a certain... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5676#5676 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: March 28 2006 at 6:28pm

If Larry the Cable Guy and a certain Razzie winner joined forces...the movie would be called Health Inspector PART 6!!!]]> Tue, 28 Mar 2006 18:28:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5676#5676 If this movie was ... : Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5675#5675 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 735
Posted: March 28 2006 at 6:26pm

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be permanently clogged...]]> Tue, 28 Mar 2006 18:26:25 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5675#5675 If this movie was ... : Constantine If this movie was... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5620#5620 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 735
Posted: March 26 2006 at 10:25pm

Constantine

If this movie was a Japanese food it would be Tofu, it sounds nice but when you try it it's bland and tasteless.

]]> Sun, 26 Mar 2006 22:25:22 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5620#5620 If this movie was ... : Larry the Cable Guy: Health InspectorIf... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5557#5557 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 735
Posted: March 24 2006 at 9:11am

Larry the Cable Guy:  Health Inspector

If this movie was an alternative to food poisioning, I'd take the food poisioning.  Dead]]> Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:11:55 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=735&PID=5557#5557