The Official RAZZIE® Forum : "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Cinematic Stink Bombs! : "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES Sat, 25 May 2013 06:17:38 +0000 Sat, 17 Mar 2012 08:06:09 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=71 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You start wondering if downing... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=50325#50325 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: March 17 2012 at 8:06am

You start wondering if downing two kegs of green beer would improve the viewing experience...]]> Sat, 17 Mar 2012 08:06:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=50325#50325 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You know your watching a bad... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=50324#50324 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 71
Posted: March 17 2012 at 7:25am

You know your watching a bad movie when you wonder if you should have went to that Tom Six retrospective.]]> Sat, 17 Mar 2012 07:25:39 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=50324#50324 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : When Nicolas Cage couldn't... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=50318#50318 Author: jesse685
Subject: 71
Posted: March 16 2012 at 1:13pm

When Nicolas Cage couldn't get enough paychecks from sh*tty films.]]> Fri, 16 Mar 2012 13:13:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=50318#50318 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : When you were caught stating that... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=50311#50311 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: March 15 2012 at 10:52pm

When you were caught stating that Larry The Cable Guy could IMPROVE the movie...]]> Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:52:59 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=50311#50311 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : ... and it's title will probably... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47201#47201 Author: SuperTeenTopia
Subject: 71
Posted: October 06 2011 at 1:15pm

... and it's title will probably be the ruin of all other films from Serbia for years to come.  ]]> Thu, 06 Oct 2011 13:15:31 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47201#47201 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : ...in the first month of production...yet... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47040#47040 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: September 30 2011 at 7:41am

...in the first month of production...yet wasn't able to catch up to the rest...
]]> Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:41:29 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47040#47040 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : ...it only doubled it's budget.... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47022#47022 Author: Vits
Subject: 71
Posted: September 29 2011 at 3:29pm

...it only doubled it's budget.]]> Thu, 29 Sep 2011 15:29:41 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47022#47022 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You'd rather play the part... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47021#47021 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 71
Posted: September 29 2011 at 3:16pm

You'd rather play the part of the baby in a stage version of A Serbian Film than watch the movie any more...]]> Thu, 29 Sep 2011 15:16:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47021#47021 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Vin Diesel turns down the script... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47019#47019 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: September 29 2011 at 2:40pm

Vin Diesel turns down the script citing it's beneath his dignity...]]> Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:40:41 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=47019#47019 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Your kids want to give up 6 months... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=43263#43263 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: June 26 2011 at 2:13am

Your kids want to give up 6 months of allowance AND accept a 3 month grounding just to get out of watching the rest of the movie...]]> Sun, 26 Jun 2011 02:13:46 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=43263#43263 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Sylvester Stallone walks out during... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=42721#42721 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: June 15 2011 at 3:38am

Sylvester Stallone walks out during the musical number...]]> Wed, 15 Jun 2011 03:38:25 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=42721#42721 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : It was such a bad movie, it... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=42505#42505 Author: Vits
Subject: 71
Posted: June 06 2011 at 10:07am

It was such a bad movie, it didn't even give me a laser boner!LOL]]> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 10:07:18 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=42505#42505 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : It would have to be one painfully... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=42498#42498 Author: Michaels
Subject: 71
Posted: June 06 2011 at 9:45am

It would have to be one painfully bad movie for me to prefer the option below. It would have to be written by Seltzerberg, directed by Uwe Boll, and produced by Michael Bay to be that kind of extremely bad!  

Originally posted by Razzilla

You'd rather go to a Rebecca Black songfest on a Friday than watch the rest of the film...
]]> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 09:45:21 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=42498#42498 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Here's one: To make it big... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=42484#42484 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: June 06 2011 at 3:56am

Here's one: To make it big in Hollywood...you have to do the following two things: 

Get a bottle in front of you AND get a frontal lobotomy!  
]]> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 03:56:07 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=42484#42484 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You know it's a Razzie worthy... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=40230#40230 Author: saturnwatcher
Subject: 71
Posted: March 25 2011 at 2:27pm

You know it's a Razzie worthy movie, when: You'd rather attend an Uwe Boll film festival than watch the movie!  ]]> Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:27:43 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=40230#40230 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You know it's a Razzie worthy... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=40228#40228 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: March 25 2011 at 2:18pm

You know it's a Razzie worthy movie, when: You'd rather go to a Rebecca Black songfest on a Friday night than watch the rest of the film...  

]]> Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:18:21 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=40228#40228 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Touche! Originally posted by... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=34278#34278 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 71
Posted: September 02 2010 at 11:32am

Touche!  

Originally posted by Razzilla

Aren't they all???
 
]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:32:42 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=34278#34278 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Aren't they all??? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=34265#34265 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: September 01 2010 at 7:32am

Aren't they all???]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:32:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=34265#34265 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : ... You realize the commericals... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=34036#34036 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 71
Posted: August 16 2010 at 3:35pm

... You realize the commericals and trailers were more entertaining than the actual movie!]]> Mon, 16 Aug 2010 15:35:24 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=34036#34036 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Jack Soo delivers the best performance... ... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=33934#33934 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: August 14 2010 at 1:55pm

Jack Soo delivers the best performance...]]> Sat, 14 Aug 2010 13:55:00 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=33934#33934 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You know it's a Razzie worthy... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=32257#32257 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 71
Posted: June 26 2010 at 2:43pm

You know it's a Razzie worthy movie, when the movie still hasn't been screened for critics yet ... four weeks after it's been released!]]> Sat, 26 Jun 2010 14:43:43 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=32257#32257 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Your virtuoso performance on... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=32214#32214 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: June 25 2010 at 4:19am

Your virtuoso performance on the vuvuzela is more interesting than the movie itself...  

When the theater manager comes in to "throw you out"...he starts using his own -- thanking you for selling it to him in the parking lot!  
]]> Fri, 25 Jun 2010 04:19:38 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=32214#32214 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Originally posted by VitsYou... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=30253#30253 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 71
Posted: March 17 2010 at 10:11am

Originally posted by Vits

You know you're watchin'a bad movie when there's more than one hit in the crotch,but one's alright.You'll most likely see this in a kiddie movie,which could or not be directed by Brian Levant.


That sounds like America's Funniest Home Videos: The Movie
]]> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:11:45 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=30253#30253 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You know you're watchin'a... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=30213#30213 Author: Vits
Subject: 71
Posted: March 16 2010 at 3:07pm

You know you're watchin'a bad movie when there's more than one hit in the crotch,but one's alright.You'll most likely see this in a kiddie movie,which could or not be directed by Brian Levant.]]> Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:07:53 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=30213#30213 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You know you're watching... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=28260#28260 Author: cartman1337
Subject: 71
Posted: January 25 2010 at 1:51pm

You know you're watching a Bad Movie when you and your buddies start screaming insults at the screen (to survive the agony) and nobody in the (packed) theater cares or complains about it...]]> Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:51:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=28260#28260 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : The best actor in the film was... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=28159#28159 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: January 22 2010 at 6:59pm

The best actor in the film was William Shatner...Ouch]]> Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:59:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=28159#28159 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : The projectionist is seen running... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=27672#27672 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: December 27 2009 at 6:12pm

The projectionist is seen running towards a garbage truck with the reels screaming "TAKE THIS FILM...PLEASE"...and the garbage men refuse to take it...]]> Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:12:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=27672#27672 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You click on the "Awards"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=27552#27552 Author: movieman
Subject: 71
Posted: December 12 2009 at 6:31am

You click on the "Awards" link on its IMDB page and all you see listed are
Razzies.]]> Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:31:29 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=27552#27552 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : You know you're watching... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=27267#27267 Author: Berrynoia
Subject: 71
Posted: November 16 2009 at 2:22pm

You know you're watching a Razzie movie if you would rather walk into a crowd of rabid Twilight fangirls and yell "TWILIGHT SUCKS!" really loud.

They may be obsessed enough to kill you...
]]> Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:22:47 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=27267#27267 "It Was SUCH a Bad Movie" JOKES : Upon seeing the "historic"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=27077#27077 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 71
Posted: November 02 2009 at 4:43am

Upon seeing the "historic" film...you wish the same result would happen...but to everyone involved with the film...]]> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:43:15 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=71&PID=27077#27077