The opening scene: The first scene of the movie is the only legitamitely scary scene in the whole movie.

 

John Leguizamo: John gives a decent performance. Of course, he's the first of the main characters to bite it.

 

 

Zooey Deschanel: This is the third review in a row to feature a bad performance from a hot chick. Pattern or coincidence? Probably the second one because the next two movies on Awesomely Bad Modern Movie Week feature good performances from hot chicks. That digression out of the way, her performance as Markie-Mark's wife Alma is just boring.

 

M. Night's vocal cameo: M. Night has a vocal cameo as a guy that Alam is cheating on Markie-Mark with. So, he wrote himself a part where his character has banged a hot chick. I beat his wife loved that part.

 

 

Mark Wahlberg: "Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it."

 

Betty Buckley: "You're trying to steal my lemon drink!"

 

M. Night Shaymalan: Creepy vocal cameo aside, his work on this movie is the definition of awesomely bad. I could go into details, but I can just mention that he wrote those two lines up there.

 

Shamwow needs to make more bad movies like this. Grade: C

 

Next-up: Knowing!

 

But if you and MWG still want to talk about M. Night (and especially if you're going to talk about him in a positive light), please do it on your own time and somewhere other than this, because no one here cares.

You're not the head of the site. We don't care. Go away.

 

But if you and MWG still want to talk about M. Night (and especially if you're going to talk about him in a positive light), please do it on your own time and somewhere other than this, because no one here cares.

 

Oh, and "Happening" was a piece of s*** that underperformed at the American box office, was ripped apart by critics, and got many Razzie nods. More facts from the anti-M. Night message board. Hint, hint ... or must I go back to the common sense examples again? Like if say, you are a New York Yankees fan, it would be common sense for you to NOT post about that team in a Boston Red Sox fan forum, because you're not going to like the replies that you will get. 

 

If you want to Vits want to chit-chat about your love of all things M. Night, please trade contact information and do so on your own time, or use the private message feature, because if you ask this forum about it's thoughts on M. Night movies, you're not going to like the replies you get. Thank you.