The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Forum Discussion & Add'l Info on SMURFS 3-D : Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D Fri, 24 May 2013 12:26:26 +0000 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:03:27 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=5222 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Man, this was a bad movie. The... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=48321#48321 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 5222
Posted: December 07 2011 at 5:03pm

Man, this was a bad movie.
 
The good:
 
Hank Azaria: Azaria plays Gargamel, who wants to capture the Smurfs. Since this would cause them harm, he was my favorite character. In addition, he gets all the good lines.
 
Neil Patrick Harris: Harris is better here than he was in Beastly.
 
The bad:
 
Katy Perry: Perry is bland here as Smurfette. The only reason she got this part was because of blatant stunt casting.
 
Fred Armison: Armison plays Brainy Smurf, my least favorite Smurf. He was exceptionally annoying. Also, for some reason, Armison plays a cashier in a toy store.
 
The script: Fun fact: this movie had four credited writers. How the f*ck could a movie this bland require four goddamn writers?!?
 
The ugly:
 
Jayma Mays: Mays is very annoying here as NPH's pregnant wife. This isn't her worst movie though, as she was in... Epic Movie! (Duh duh duh!!!)
 
The product placement: This has some of the most blatant product placement this side of a Michael Bay movie! Blu-Ray, Blue Man Group, etc. But, the absolute worst would have to be the Guitar Hero scene. They play Run-DMC's version of Walk This Way and this is DMC's lowest moment since JMJ died*.
 
Raja Gosnell: When one of your best movies is Big Momma's House, you should just throw in the towel.
 
As bad as the original cartoon was, it's not as bad this movie. Is it me or is the only good thing to come from The Smurfs the Smurfs scene from Donnie Darko? Grade: D+
 
*I'm going to hell for that one.
]]> Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:03:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=48321#48321 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : I just survived this. I'll... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=48256#48256 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 5222
Posted: December 03 2011 at 11:16am

I just survived this. I'll post a review sometime this weekend.]]> Sat, 03 Dec 2011 11:16:05 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=48256#48256 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : I just saw it,but won't... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=46991#46991 Author: Vits
Subject: 5222
Posted: September 28 2011 at 2:28pm

I just saw it,but won't review it.

I could go on about how unfunny and lazy it is,or that the FX suck,but you all know that.I could discuss that today it surpassed $500 Million at the box office,entering the Top 100 of the highest grossing films ever,but I don't think I feel different about it than all of you.Instead,I'll point out things no one else has:
-Parents take theirkids to see these movies because they think it's harmless.The joke's onthem.There's a scene in a mall where THE SMURFS are mistasken for toys,and the children practically destroy the store trying to get them.
-Some movies have animal cruelty and don't seem to notice.Here,they actually say it,and keep doing it!
-We've discussed innouendo in children movies.Here,one of THE SMURFS refers to his pubes as "enchanted forest".I rest my case.

I give this 1/10(could've been 0).

F.Y.C.:
-Actor;Supp. Actor:Not Jonathan Winters,Anton Yelchin,Fred Armisen,Alan Cumming or Tim Gunn.Nothing wrong with them.Nor Hank Azaria,he's the best part,just as he was in HOP.But Neil Patrick Harris has been setting the bar for him berry high these past few years,so the fact he's hamming it up in what I believe it's his first lead role is deserving of a Razzie(I haven't seen BEASTLY yet).And George Lopez as well for being obviously miscast.And he was also miscast in RIO(he played a brazilian character with a mexican accent!).
-Actress;Supp. Actress:Not Sofia Vergara,nothing wrong with her.Nor Kety Perry,she's actually quite decent.But Jayma Mays is as weak as Harris.
-Director:Yes.A few years ago,the AV Club made a list of the worst directors nobody knows,and Raja Gosnell was in it.I thought "He makes bad movies,but he isn't that bad".But this movie had painfully non-sensical shots,and until the credits I thought this was a first time director.
-Screenplay:Yes.Wait...is there one?
-Couple/Ensemble:No.The whole cast doesn't have to suffer because of the few bad ones.And,although Harris and Mays have no chemistry,their relationship development isn't important to the overall plot.What is important is their relationship with THE SMURFS,which is berry undeveloped,but that would sound too similar to...well,why we wanted Worst Ensemble in the first place.
-Picture:Yes.
]]> Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:28:36 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=46991#46991 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : That's right.The reason why... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45906#45906 Author: Vits
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 31 2011 at 9:40am

That's right.The reason why family movies don't get razzed so often is probably because they're all the same movie.]]> Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:40:57 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45906#45906 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Further proof that all children's... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45889#45889 Author: SuperTeenTopia
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 30 2011 at 8:28pm

Further proof that all children's movies are now the same:
 
http://www.chud.com/57251/proof-that-hollywood-has-stopped-trying/
 
Wow, Hollywood writers are lazy!
]]> Tue, 30 Aug 2011 20:28:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45889#45889 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Yes.Worldwide is what counts.I... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45854#45854 Author: Vits
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 29 2011 at 4:49pm

Yes.Worldwide is what counts.I made a mistake.And the way HeadRAZZ edited my post(originally it said "here's the link to see if what he says it's right")makes it sound a little harsh.Anyway,this is the right link.]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:49:28 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45854#45854 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Originally posted by VitsSince... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45850#45850 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 29 2011 at 2:12pm

Originally posted by Vits

Since Wikipedia isn't reliable, here's a B.O. MoJo link to show that what GTA read on WikiPedia is not true...  
 
I think the confusion stems from the fact that Wikipedia's Top 10 list is for planetary grosses, but your link is for domestic grosses. I was sure the planetary grosses were the most important...
]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 14:12:22 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45850#45850 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Since Wikipedia isn't reliable,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45841#45841 Author: Vits
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 29 2011 at 7:55am

Since Wikipedia isn't reliable, here's a B.O. MoJo link to show that what GTA read on WikiPedia is not true...  


]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 07:55:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45841#45841 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!!!... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45838#45838 Author: Grounder the Critic
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 29 2011 at 5:30am

A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!!!]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:30:13 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45838#45838 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: On Wikipedia's... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45836#45836 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 28 2011 at 10:25pm

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: On Wikipedia's list of the top 10 grossing films of 2011, The Smurfs 3D has just replaced X-Men: First Class for the #10 spot. Now Dark of the Moon, On Stranger Tides, and The Hangover Part II have some very stiff competition for "Worst Film Everyone Saw." The only arguments left for Dark of the Moon being a Worst Picture finalist besides the front-of-camera work, are the squandered potential, and Michael Bay's half-baked keeping of promises.  On Stranger Tides and The Hangover Part II don't stand a chance in the 2011 RAZZIE race at this point.
 
Personally, I feel the same way Cartman did when Terrance & Phillip was replaced with She's the Sheriff in Episode 106.
]]> Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:25:17 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45836#45836 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : My friends and I have noticed... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45622#45622 Author: SuperTeenTopia
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 23 2011 at 6:26pm

My friends and I have noticed these live action movies about 80s cartoons are all the same: There's a guy who wants to pitch an idea to his boss at work, but he is rejected. Then he meets a talking animal(s) or fairytale creature(s), and the animal(s)/creature(s) help him with his idea, which becomes a success, and everyone lives happily ever after. 

It's so "lather, rinse, repeat"!  


]]> Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:26:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45622#45622 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : This is all i have to say about... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45579#45579 Author: Mayhem5185
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 22 2011 at 11:14pm

This is all i have to say about this:

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/the-7murfs.html
]]> Mon, 22 Aug 2011 23:14:57 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=45579#45579 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44897#44897 Author: jesse685
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 09 2011 at 7:15pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!]]> Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:15:22 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44897#44897 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : I was just checking the "New... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44883#44883 Author: Vheid
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 09 2011 at 1:45pm

I was just checking the "New Dates & Changes"-section at Box Office Mojo... And guess which movie has just been anounced...

Originally posted by moviewizguy

It's just parents taking their kids to see it. I'm sad that it actually made a lot of money -- They'll probably announce a sequel within a month.  
]]> Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:45:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44883#44883 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Originally posted by SchumacherH8terI... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44800#44800 Author: thomsonmg2000
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 06 2011 at 11:25am

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

I don't think that Cracked liked this: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-smurfs-worst-movie-ever/


Cracked isn't far off in that assumption: http://blip.tv/the-cinema-snob/the-smurfs-review-5424649

Seriously, what happened to children's movies these days?
]]> Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:25:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44800#44800 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Originally posted by RazzillaI... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44751#44751 Author: Michaels
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 04 2011 at 4:04pm

Originally posted by Razzilla

I was wondering what color a Smurf might turn when you're choking it...
Actually, according to an (very) old Cartoon Network ad, the Smurfs are green, it's just that you have to adjust the color settings to your TV.
]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:04:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44751#44751 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Originally posted by Sofunny You've... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44741#44741 Author: mbh
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 04 2011 at 1:09pm

Originally posted by Sofunny

You've got to be smurfing kidding me. How annoying is it that they substitute real words for smurf-isms. I do not think I can possibly sit through this movie.



It's a very traumatic experience. It gets you to the point where you are practically in fear of having to suffer through the next terribly off-turning twist/performance, which happens every few seconds, interrupting being bored. Absolutely loathsome.
]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:09:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44741#44741 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : I was wondering what color a Smurf... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44731#44731 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 04 2011 at 4:02am

I was wondering what color a Smurf might turn when you're choking it...]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 04:02:08 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44731#44731 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Originally posted by VitsDon't... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44728#44728 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 04 2011 at 2:13am

Originally posted by Vits

Don't forget little kids can't necessarily tell a bad movie from a good one.


Neither can movie producers...]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:13:47 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44728#44728 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : This movie should come out... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44726#44726 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 04 2011 at 2:08am

This movie should come out smelling like Blue RAZZberries...
]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:08:36 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44726#44726 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Originally posted by jesse685True,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44711#44711 Author: Michaels
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 03 2011 at 5:09pm

Originally posted by jesse685

True, Transformers and G.I. JOE were toys before they became cartoons.
Well, if you want to be all technical like that, wasn't "Pink Panter" just a mascot for a product? And wasn't "Garfield" a comic strip first? And wasn't "Alvin And The Chipmucks" a novelity album first? My point: it doesn't matter what they were before their cartoon series. In the end, all of the movies that GTAHater and Burn listed had a popular cartoon series at one point, and these unwatchable movies were made because of the fanbases that were created by those TV series, regardless of what form of media that they were originally created for. Burn is right, "Bayformers" and "GI Hoe" count. And "Garfield" doesn't get excused either, just because those movies slipped by GTAHater (no offense to you though).]]> Wed, 03 Aug 2011 17:09:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44711#44711 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : True, Transformers and G.I. JOE... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44684#44684 Author: jesse685
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 10:40pm

True, Transformers and G.I. JOE were toys before they became cartoons.]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:40:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44684#44684 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : I shall do unto you as I'd... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44682#44682 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 9:50pm

I shall do unto you as I'd have you do unto me: Not leave your questions unanswered. The firstGarfield film (2004) never caught my attention. It was considered for the 2004 RAZZIES, but wasn't named to my Bottom 30 for that year. And I thought Transformers and GI Joe were toys LONG before they were cartoons, where as the films I listed above I was sure started out as cartoons. Again, I was focusing all on cartoons rather than toys or games. By the way, I liked Transformers 1, but hated the other two.  

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

Originally posted by GTAHater767

Adaptations from old cartoons have gone far enough here. The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000), The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000), Scooby Doo (2002), Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004), The Pink Panther (2006), Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006), TMNT (2007), Alvin & the Chipmunks (2007), Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009), The Pink Panther 2 (2009), Yogi Bear (2010), and now this.
Why did you omit the two "Garfield" movies, the one "GI Joe" movie, and three "Bayformers" movies from that list of s***? In other words, the past decade has been one raping of childhood memories after the other, with no end to it in sight!
 

]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:50:48 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44682#44682 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : These lists make me want to cry... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44678#44678 Author: Michaels
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 8:24pm

These lists make me want to cry tears of blood. But it could be worse, I could be like saturnwatcher come this Christmas season, as he hears a continous loop of "LALALALALALA-LALALALALA" within his head! ]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:24:45 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44678#44678 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Why didyou omit the two "Garfield"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44672#44672 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 8:01pm

Why did you omit the two "Garfield" movies, the one "GI Joe" movie, and three "Bayformers" movies from that list of s***? In other words, the past decade has been one "raping of childhood memories" after another, with no end in sight!  

Originally posted by GTAHater767

Adaptations from old cartoons have gone far enough here. The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000), The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000), Scooby Doo (2002), Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004), The Pink Panther (2006), Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006), TMNT (2007), Alvin & the Chipmunks (2007), Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009), The Pink Panther 2 (2009), Yogi Bear (2010), and now this.

]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:01:07 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44672#44672 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : You meant a "smurfing"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44670#44670 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 7:58pm

You meant a "smurfing" good Christmas, right?  

Originally posted by saturnwatcher

*sings* I'll have a bluuuuuuuuuuuue Christmas.....
]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:58:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44670#44670 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Adaptations from old cartoonshave... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44666#44666 Author: GTAHater767
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 7:27pm

Adaptations from old cartoons have gone far enough here. The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000), The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000), Scooby Doo (2002), Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004), The Pink Panther (2006), Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006), TMNT (2007), Alvin & the Chipmunks (2007), Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009), The Pink Panther 2 (2009), Yogi Bear (2010), and now this.
 
Not to mention the Smurfs already have quite the record with those who hate sugary children's cereal. They were so processed that something really disgusting happened back in 1983. Just go ahead and tell them about that whole fiasco with Smurf Berry Cruch, Mr. Burn! You seem at least old enough to have seen what went haywire!
]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:27:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44666#44666 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : *sings* I'll have a blu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-e... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44664#44664 Author: saturnwatcher
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 7:17pm

*sings* I'll have a blu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-e Christmas.....  ]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:17:12 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44664#44664 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Poor saturnwatcher is gonna to... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44660#44660 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 5:31pm

Poor saturnwatcher is gonna to have to go all "Clockwork Orange" now.
]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 17:31:44 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44660#44660 Members' Discussion of SMURFS 3-D : Worst movie ever? Wow, this... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44659#44659 Author: jesse685
Subject: 5222
Posted: August 02 2011 at 5:29pm

Worst movie ever? Wow, this is seriously gonna sweep the awards this year.]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 17:29:45 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5222&PID=44659#44659