The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Miscellaneous Movie Jokes http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Cinematic Stink Bombs! : Miscellaneous Movie Jokes Wed, 22 May 2013 13:23:01 +0000 Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:22:31 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=1291 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Lindsey Lohanand Britney Spears:... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=12606#12606 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: July 25 2007 at 5:22am

Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears:  You know your life has taken a really bad turn when you make Paris Hilton look well behaved!    ]]> Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:22:31 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=12606#12606 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Oh boy, oh boy...I just can't... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=12113#12113 Author: Kendan
Subject: 1291
Posted: June 07 2007 at 8:28am

Oh boy, oh boy...I just can't wait!!!  Later, I'm goin for a root canal!  (Let's see, root canal or the latest from Uwe Boll? I can't decide!)]]> Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:28:02 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=12113#12113 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Can summer 2007 be any worse than... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=11895#11895 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: May 13 2007 at 3:54pm

Can summer 2007 be any worse than summer 2006? 

Stay tuned for ...
More outrageous actors
More incompetent directors
More punishing movies and ...
More Razzie Awards
]]> Sun, 13 May 2007 15:54:17 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=11895#11895 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Uwel Laugh (at the cheesy dialogue) Uwel... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=11848#11848 Author: Kendan
Subject: 1291
Posted: May 08 2007 at 4:52am

Uwel Laugh (at the cheesy dialogue)

Uwel Cry (because you spent $$ on this dreck)

Uwel Hurl (why else!)

Uwel Warn you friends (unless your a sadistic bastard!)

Uwel wish bodily harm on the director!

]]> Tue, 08 May 2007 04:52:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=11848#11848 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Originally posted by MJ Narcy Here... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=11840#11840 Author: Brierfox
Subject: 1291
Posted: May 06 2007 at 8:35am

Originally posted by MJ Narcy

Here are some suggested name changes for Uwe Boll, AKA the worst movie director alive.

Uwel Hurl
Uwel Upchuck
Uwel Puke
Uwel Vomit
Uwe Suck
Uwe Stink
Uwe Bull-Hockey
Uwe Bull-Censored
Censored Uwe Boll
Ed Wood

Hey!  Top ten material!

Uwel want your money back!
]]> Sun, 06 May 2007 08:35:03 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=11840#11840 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : George Lucas http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10955#10955 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1291
Posted: February 24 2007 at 1:10pm

George Lucas
]]> Sat, 24 Feb 2007 13:10:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10955#10955 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Here are some suggested name... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10935#10935 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: February 24 2007 at 7:25am

Here are some suggested name changes for Uwe Boll, AKA the worst movie director alive.

Uwel Hurl
Uwel Upchuck
Uwel Puke
Uwel Vomit
Uwe Suck
Uwe Stink
Uwe Bull-Hockey
Uwe Bull-Censored
Censored Uwe Boll
Ed Wood

Hey!  Top ten material!
]]> Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:25:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10935#10935 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Brittney Spears almost makes Mike... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10852#10852 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: February 19 2007 at 4:12pm

Brittney Spears almost makes Mike Tyson look normal.  Almost!]]> Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:12:03 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10852#10852 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : I bet Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10848#10848 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 1291
Posted: February 19 2007 at 9:44am

I bet Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson are looking at Britney saying: "Wow, now THAT woman is crazy!!!!" ]]> Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:44:06 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10848#10848 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Tara Reed, Lindsey Lohan, Brittney... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10812#10812 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: February 15 2007 at 4:49pm

Tara Reed, Lindsey Lohan, Brittney Spears.

Note to self:  Stay away from Paris Hilton if I want a career.
]]> Thu, 15 Feb 2007 16:49:59 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=10812#10812 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Britney Spears and Paris Hilton... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9934#9934 Author: sportsartist24
Subject: 1291
Posted: December 08 2006 at 5:07pm

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton now the most dangerous friends in Hollywood. Hmmm...now they can get into being underwear models, or what ever it is. That was what was on the news like a couple days ago.]]> Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:07:01 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9934#9934 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : How do you think he got that way?... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9916#9916 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 1291
Posted: December 07 2006 at 4:30pm

How do you think he got that way? After all they say you are what you eat...]]> Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:30:01 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9916#9916 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : If Tom Cruise ate fruitcake...would... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9864#9864 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1291
Posted: December 03 2006 at 7:22am

If Tom Cruise ate fruitcake...would he be accused of cannibalism???]]> Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:22:53 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9864#9864 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Two rednecks talking to each other... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9568#9568 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1291
Posted: November 07 2006 at 1:21pm

Two rednecks talking to each other in line...

Why didn't you laugh at that movie done by Larry the Cable Guy???

They ran out of Bud Dry...]]> Tue, 07 Nov 2006 13:21:12 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9568#9568 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : As a bell ringer for THE Salvation... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9499#9499 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1291
Posted: November 02 2006 at 8:00am

As a bell ringer for THE Salvation Army...I do say things off the wall to get people to contribute to my kettle... If someone mentions that it's cold out there...I usually say...it's not as cold as the movies this year...

If you hear that near the Red Rock Station at the Smith's...you will know it's me...]]> Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:00:38 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9499#9499 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Watching Gigli after a horror... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9480#9480 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1291
Posted: October 31 2006 at 3:09am

Watching Gigli after a horror movie is...cruel and unusual punishment...]]> Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:09:14 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9480#9480 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Here's a message to the makers... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9478#9478 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: October 31 2006 at 1:35am

Here's a message to the makers of Saw III:

Cut that out,...er..., I mean, quit making the Saw movies.
]]> Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:35:18 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9478#9478 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Jessica Simpson also said she... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9281#9281 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 1291
Posted: October 14 2006 at 9:51pm

Jessica Simpson also said she Emperor Bush and said he seemed like a nice man and a good president. So much for her IQ. ]]> Sat, 14 Oct 2006 21:51:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9281#9281 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : I believe Fox News has said that... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9271#9271 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: October 12 2006 at 3:11pm

I believe Fox News has said that Jessica Simpson was like cardboard.

Let's see, cardboard is bland; has no depth, talent, or intelligence; and is extremely difficult to digest.  That sounds just like anything Jessica Simple, ...er..., Simpson does.
]]> Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:11:05 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=9271#9271 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : The way movies are going these... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8943#8943 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 06 2006 at 5:03pm

The way movies are going these days...I'd rather watch Tony Saragusa in a jock strap bouncing on a diving board...]]> Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:03:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8943#8943 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : I think I'd rather watch... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8888#8888 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 04 2006 at 11:56am

I think I'd rather watch Holocaust footage.

]]> Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:56:30 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8888#8888 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Thanks for giving me one more... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8880#8880 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 04 2006 at 6:00am

Thanks for giving me one more thing I'd rather not think about!
]]> Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:00:07 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8880#8880 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Unless they releasehome movies... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8877#8877 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 04 2006 at 5:41am

Unless they release home movies of the conception... ]]> Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:41:47 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8877#8877 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Paris HiltonShe makes up for... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8872#8872 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 03 2006 at 4:52pm

Paris Hilton

She makes up for her awful acting and awful singing with her awful behavior, awful judgement, awful face, awful body, and awful personality.

At least Mr. Brittney Spears, ...er..., Kevin Federline hasn't been in a movie that I'm aware of, yet.
]]> Sun, 03 Sep 2006 16:52:47 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8872#8872 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Not really. A horror movie has... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8871#8871 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 03 2006 at 4:39pm

Not really.  A horror movie has better acting,  and writers who spend twice as long on the writing.  That's right, horror writers usually spend a good two minutes coming up with a plot.

]]> Sun, 03 Sep 2006 16:39:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8871#8871 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Behind me in line a coule years... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8857#8857 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 03 2006 at 8:45am

Behind me in line a coule years back at a $2 double feature:

"Isn't putting Gigli with a horror movie a bit redundant?" ]]> Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:45:45 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8857#8857 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : I believe Weezer explains the... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8855#8855 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 03 2006 at 8:11am

I believe Weezer explains the problems Hollywood has in their song,
  "We Are All on Drugs."]]> Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:11:03 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8855#8855 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Here's a bizarre way of describing... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8853#8853 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 03 2006 at 3:40am

Here's a bizarre way of describing the taste of a bad wine.

"This wine taste like Gigli"
]]> Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:40:57 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8853#8853 Miscellaneous Movie Jokes : Here's a forum for movie... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8852#8852 Author: MJ Narcy
Subject: 1291
Posted: September 03 2006 at 3:37am

Here's a forum for movie jokes that don't quite fit in the other forums.

Dust off your best movie jokes and let Hollywood have it.  Cool]]> Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:37:11 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1291&PID=8852#8852