Santa Clause is trying to thwart the Martians' Plan 9? That Jolly old Bastard. I was really banking on plan 9 being successful.

Anyone who is a Simpsons fanatic might watch this episode called "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer", Spanish for The Mysterious Voyage of Homer, can watch the scenes which feature a Coyote voiced by the late Johnny Cash, though actually called the "Space Coyote" after Homer eats a bunch of Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango at an annual Chili Cook-Off, though drinking melted candle wax, Homer decides to coat his mouth with melted Wax, enabling him to eat several of the peppers, which then bring a hallucination in which Homer is trapped in a fantasy world. Before meeting the coyote, he encounters a large snake, a gigantic butterfly and a tortoise, and accidently destroys the sun. Arriving at a large pyramid, he meets the coyote, who turns out to be his spirit guide.

I like that idea. Or how about a zombies vs vampires scenario, where the two undead rivals fight each other for the rights to consume the brains/blood of the barmaids? And as long as you don't use some idiotic sparkley glowing vampire BS... If that happened, I could only hope for the barmaids to have a full on slaughter of the fake vampires, not resting until each and every one of the abominations are dead and gone for good.

Stupid BS glowing vampire garbage, ruining vampires for decades to come. Someone needs to make a good bloody vampire movie again, to remind the damned world that vampires are not sparkling, but things to be feared.