http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Official RAZZIE® Take on JOYFUL NOISE : Last 10 Posts Sun, 19 May 2013 05:17:34 +0000 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 07:42:49 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 30 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_topic_feed.asp?FID=595 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5690&PID=49237#49237 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Head RAZZberry Goes All NOT Joyful on NOISE...
Posted: January 09 2012 at 7:42am

JOYFUL NOISE CADGES ELEMENTS from SO MANY PREVIOUS MOVIES and TV SHOWS, YOU ALMOST SUSPECT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN and DIRECTED by VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN. 

HERE's a LIST of JUST a FEW of the FILMS THAT "INSPIRED" THIS ONE: 

THE SASSY COUNTRY SINGER DOLLY PARTON PLAYS was "INSPIRED" by...EVERY MOVIE PARTON HAS EVER MADE (INCLUDING, UNFORTUNATELY, RHINESTONE)...  

THE SASSY BLACK WOMAN with the ACID TONGUE was "INSPIRED" by...ALMOST EVERY MOVIE QUEEN LATIFAH HAS EVER MADE...  

THE CHURCH CHOIR THAT CAN'T QUITE GET ITs ACT TOGETHER was "INSPIRED" by SISTER ACT...

THE MAKE-or-BREAK CHOIR COMPETITION was "INSPIRED" by... GLEE... AMERICAN EYE-DULL... and JUST ABOUT EVERY WARNER BROTHERS/BUSBY BERKELEY MUSICAL of the LAST 75 YEARS...  

AND the ROMANCE BETWEEN TWO INSIPIDLY SINCERE "TEENS" was "INSPIRED" by... FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY(!).

WHILE the FILM ITSELF MAY BE INNOCUOUS (and WILL LIKELY BE REMEMBERED by NO ONE -- INCLUDING ITS STARS -- by YEAR's END) the IDEA THAT HOLLYWOOD THINKS AUDIENCES ARE STUPID ENOUGH to PAY MODERN MOVIE TICKET PRICES to SEE  SOMETHING WITHOUT a SINGLE FRAME of ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN IT SHOULD NEITHER BE FORGOTTEN nor FORGIVEN. 

IF YOU'D LIKE to JOIN the MOURNFUL CHORUS SLAMMING JOYFUL NOISE, HERE's the LINK to JOIN OUR ALREADY-in-PROGRESS FORUM DISCUSSION...

DOLLY: "And what do you mean I look like The 

Bride of Skeletor smuggling two cantaloupes in 

my sweater??"

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