The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Official RAZZIE® Take on ONE FOR THE MONEY

Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Ye Olde Head RAZZberry's Take...
Posted: January 25 2012 at 6:22am

COP to HEIGL: "Seriously, if California's three-strikes

-and-yer-out law applied to actors, I'd have the right

to shoot you right now..."

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WHY WOULD ANYONE WASTE MILLIONS of DOLLARS DOING a KNOCK-OFF of a FILM THAT WAS BOTH a BOX OFFICE BOMB and a RAZZIE® WORST PICTURE NOMINEE?? THAT's a QUESTION THAT's BEGGING to BE ASKED of the MAKERS of ONE FOR THE MONEY, WHICH IS a SMUDGY XEROX of 2010's BOUNDLESSLY UN-FUNNY BOUNTY HUNTER -- BUT WITHOUT EVEN the MEAGER ASSETS THAT FILM HAD to (ALMOST) JUSTIFY ITS EXISTENCE.

INSTEAD of WORST ACTRESS NOMINEE JENNIFER ANISTON, WE HAVE...

...WORST ACTRESS WANNA BE (and PERENNIAL RAZZIE® BRIDESMAID) KATHERINE HEIGL -- WHO HAS, as MY 15-YEAR-OLD SON APTLY POINTED OUT, "NEVER BEEN in ONE GOOD MOVIE!"

INSTEAD of WORST ACTOR NOMINEE GERARD BUTLER, HERE WE HAVE...

...TWO ACTORS THAT MAYBE 17 PEOPLE HAVE EVER HEARD OF.

AND, INSTEAD of CHRISTINE BARANSKI as the MOTHER-in-LAW from HELL, WE HAVE...

...PRINCESS LEIA's MOTHER (and 1964 BEST ACTRESS OSCAR® NOMINEE) DEBBIE REYNOLDS.

AND INSTEAD of ANY AUDIENCE AT ALL, HERE WE HAVE...

...ENOUGH EMPTY SEATS in EVERY THEATRE to DECLARE THIS FILM a "REVERSE SELL-OUT" from COAST-to-COAST!

AS IS USUALLY the CASE with JANUARY RELEASES, WE DON'T EXPECT MUCH of ANYONE to EVEN REMEMBER THIS FILM by the TIME OUR 33rd ANNUAL RAZZIE® NOMINATING BALLOTS GO OUT at YEAR's END -- BUT for NOW, IT MORE THAN MEETS the CRITERIA to BE CHOSEN as OUR WORST of the WEAK.

IF YOU, TOO, WOULD LIKE to UNLOAD on THIS FILM, HERE's the LINK to DO SO...

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