http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Official RAZZIE Take on TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING WIND, PART 1 : Last 10 Posts Sun, 19 May 2013 23:53:53 +0000 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 09:08:45 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 30 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_topic_feed.asp?FID=580 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5548&PID=47851#47851 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Head RAZZ Takes a BITE Out of TWILIGHT SBD #1
Posted: November 14 2011 at 9:08am

AMONG THEM, the FIRST THREE TWILIGHT MOVIES GARNERED a BERRY LUCKY 13 RAZZIE® NOMINATIONS. BUT TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING WIND PART 1 HAS the POTENTIAL to POSSIBLY DOUBLE the SERIES' NUMBER of "WORST in FILM" NODS. 

THE TEASER (YOU TUBE LINK) with a LEGGY, STILLETO-HEELED MESSENGER DELIVERING WEDDING INVITES and SEVERAL LONG-ESTABLISHED CHARACTERS REACTING to the "HAPPY NEWS" WAS a TOTAL HOOT -- IF THESE CHARACTERS' NOSTRILS FLARED AS MUCH in the MOVIE AS THEY DID in THAT TEASER, THEY MIGHT'VE TAKE FLIGHT!   

...AND the FILM ITSELF DOES THAT TEASER SEVERAL BETTER: WE NOT ONLY GET to WITNESS the "CREATURE/FEATURE WEDDING of the YEAR," WE ALSO GET to EXPERIENCE:

 

STUMBLE-BUMPKIN STELLA's PREGNANCY (SEE FOTO BELOW)... 

JUTT-JAWED and SHIRTLESS JACOB OVER (RE) ACTING... 

SPARKLY VAMPIRE (and HAIR-MOUSSE-ABUSER) EDWARD's OVER-PROTECTIVENESS of HIS BORING-as-HELL BRIDE... 

AND, (ALMOST) the BIRTH of the MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE SPAWN SINCE ROSEMARY's BABY. 

WHAT's NOT for a VOTING RAZZIE® MEMBER to LOVE??  

TO EXPRESS YOUR FONDNESS for ALL THINGS TWILIGHT (SARCATICALLY or OTHERWISE) CLICK HERE and... START GNAWING AWAY!

STEWART: "Listen, Miguel, you've gotta tell all your 

Forum pals to STOP CALLING and making all those 

horrible 'pregnant with RAZZIE® possibilities' puns!"  

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