http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Our Take on RED RIDING HOOD : Last 10 Posts Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:20:49 +0000 Sun, 06 Mar 2011 12:22:08 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 30 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_topic_feed.asp?FID=500 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4883&PID=40003#40003 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Brothers Grimm, Meet Stephenie Meyer...
Posted: March 06 2011 at 12:22pm

HERE's the LINK to EXPRESS YOUR THOUGHTS ON RED RIDING HOOD...

SINCE the CORE AUDIENCE for the MULTIPLY RAZZIE®-NOMINATED TWILIGHT FRANCHISE IS ABOUT 11 YEARS OLD, and the HIGH-END AGE of the AUDIENCE for GRIMM's FAIRY TALES ISN'T MUCH YOUNGER THAN THAT, MAYBE IT MAKES SENSE to CROSS-BREED the TWO. BUT the RESULTING FILM LOOKS LIKE a MONGREL DOG THAT COULD BE EVEN FUNNIER THAN the 1943 LOONEY TUNES VERSION of THIS SAME MATERIAL. 

STARRING a ROSEY-RED-CHEEKED AMANDA SEIFRIED and ANOTHER of THOSE GENERIC HUNKS WHO SEEM to BE BRED at SOME SECRET ARYAN FACILITY in the SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, RED RIDING HOOD HAS ALL the EARMARKS of  BEING a WAY-TOO-SERIOUS-&-SELF-IMPORTANT TAKE on WHAT IS, AFTER ALL, a TALE ORIGINALLY INTENDED to WARN TODDLERS ABOUT "STRANGER DANGER." 

WITH a FLORID COLOR SCHEME, PROMOs THAT MAKE IT CLEAR "GRAMMA" ISN'T JUST a WOLF OUT to BITE INTO RED's HOT BUNS BUT an ACTUAL WEREWOLF, and a TONE THAT ALL BUT BEGS to BE LAUGHED AT, THIS IS ONE WERWOLF FLICK THAT COULD BE a HOOT and a HOWL. 

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IF YOU'D LIKE to SINK YOUR TEETH into RED RIDING HOOD, HERE's the LINK to DO SO...

"My, what a BRIGHT Red Riding Hood you have...and 

you say you're a member of Team Jacob??"  

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