The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Our Take on ZOOKEEPER... http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Official RAZZIE® Take on ZOOKEEPER : Our Take on ZOOKEEPER... Sun, 19 May 2013 02:56:40 +0000 Fri, 01 Jul 2011 09:58:41 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=5167 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Our Take on ZOOKEEPER... : SO WHY DOES THIS MOVIE REMIND... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5167&PID=43602#43602 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
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Posted: July 01 2011 at 9:58am

SO WHY DOES THIS MOVIE REMIND ME of the DARWIN AWARD WINNER WHO GAVE the ELEPHANT an ENEMA, THEN STOOD BEHIND HIM to SWEEP OUT HIS ENCLOSURE?!?!?  

ZOOKEEPER FEATURES a GAG-INDUCING GAGGLE of RAZZIE® REPEAT OFFENDERS CAST as the VOICES of ZOO ANIMALS (STALLONE, SANDLER, CHER, and MORE) and TOP-LINES the NEVER-YET-FUNNY 2 TIME RAZZIE® NOMINEE KEVIN JAMES as the TITLE CHARACTER. ITz PLOT TRIES to COMBINE ELEMENTS of DIZZ-KNEE TALKING ANIMAL CARTOONS with SAPPY ROMANTIC COMEDIES, and POSITS THAT the ANIMALS in the TITLE CHARACTER's CARE CONSPIRE to INSPIRE JAMES to PURSUE a ROMANCE with PRETTY ROSARIO DAWSON (the ONLY CAST MEMBER HERE WHO MAY ESCAPE UNSCATHED). BUT WHAT the FILM's SIX CREDITED SCREENWRITERS(!) HAVE COME UP WITH IS...a STEAMING PILE o' MONKEY POO. 

WHY ANYONE WOULD PAY to HAVE THOSE FECES FLUNG in THEIR FACES for an HOUR-and-a-HALF IS BEYOND ME.  

IF YOU, TOO, FIND THIS FILM "BEYOND the PAIL*" HERE's the LINK to JOIN OUR DISCUSSION of IT. 

HAPPY POO-FLINGING, EVERYONE!!  


* INTENTIONAL MIS-SPELLING to ACHIEVE a (HOPED FOR) COMIC EFFECT...





JAMES: "I don't think we've met -- Which of our six 
screenwriters are you?!?"  


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