Originally posted by cayden I got home at one this morning. HOME has never looked so good. Check out http://snide.tv/paris for “Paris Hilton : Prison Diaries”  I actually ate almost nothing the whole time and I am soooooooooooooo hungry and sooooooooo thirsty.  Mom and Nicky are here.  I took a bath for an hour!!!!!!!!!!

...And here in RAZZIE world I thought we had no life, but after reading this entry I am so sure we do, This make #1 Sly Fan and his Idol seem almost like required reading compaired to this air-headed drival.

I'm not sure why this thread is in celebrity tombstones.  I have to confess I was keeping tabs on the news to find out if Paris was going to be sent to her room like a bad little girl or sent back to county jail like an adult.  I've never seen Paris without makeup before.  She actually looks good, and probably would look even better without the swollenness from all that crying. 

I can't think of a single medical condition, save being terminally ill and close to death, that the Los Angeles County Jail system couldn't handle.  There certainly isn't a single mental illness it hasn't seen.  I'm also suspicious as to why the undersheriff said he'd bring Judge Sauer the papers, and then didn't show up.  I would not have been surprised if Judge Sauer would have discussed the unknown medical condition in court if he had those papers.

One thing that doesn't surprise me is that the Wikipedia entry for Paris Hilton doesn't mention her Razzie "win" for House of Wax.  Tried to look back through the history of the entry to see if it was listed at one time but deleted; however, I couldn't get back farther than June 2006 due to some webpage error.

For the record, I usually avoid news about Paris Hilton.  However, the drama about justice and the haves versus the have nots caught my attention this time, along with the competition between Sheriff Lee Baca and Judge Sauer.