The Official RAZZIE® Forum : PARKER http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : MEMBER-STARTED FORUMS on 2013 TITLES : PARKER Sat, 25 May 2013 05:21:02 +0000 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:02:13 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=6076 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ PARKER : What can we say about... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53597#53597 Author: cvcjr13
Subject: 6076
Posted: January 26 2013 at 6:02pm

What can we say about Parker?
 
That it stars Jason Statham, who managed to escape Razzie noms starring in duds like 2005's Revolver and the 2008 rebake of Death Race, not to mention squandering his talents in various Transporter sequels and rip-offs, all this despite starring in the brilliant Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch?
 
That it also stars Jennifer Lopez, who not only has 9 Razzie noms, but also has 2 Razzie "wins," particularly for the egregious Gigli, and who has never starred in anything as good as LS&2SB or Snatch?
 
That it is directed by Oscar-winning Taylor Hackford, who not only gave us Ray, but he also gave us the incredibly bad 2010 movie Love Ranch starring his Oscar-winning wife Helen Mirren?
 
That it barely eked out over $2 million in box office receipts on its first Friday despite being shown in over 2,200 theaters? 
 
Perhaps we've said enough about this movie already?
 
The audiences stayed away in droves according to Box Office Mojo.  However, the critics have merely shrugged their shoulders.  Check out the Tomatometer at Rotten Tomatoes and the Metascore at Metacritic. 
 
So, is this movie bad enough for a RAZZING? 
 
 
JENNY: You'd better NOT have earned me yet ANOTHER RAZZIE! 


 
]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:02:13 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53597#53597 PARKER : The consensus at R.T. reads "Jason... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53596#53596 Author: Vits
Subject: 6076
Posted: January 26 2013 at 12:07pm

The consensus at R.T. reads "Jason Statham is game as usual, but this is a thoroughly generic and convoluted heist movie."  


]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2013 12:07:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53596#53596 PARKER : The R.T. rating has gone up from... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53574#53574 Author: Vits
Subject: 6076
Posted: January 25 2013 at 9:07am

The R.T. rating has gone up from 15 to 30%.]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2013 09:07:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53574#53574 PARKER : Travis112096: Nice job!If... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53566#53566 Author: jesse685
Subject: 6076
Posted: January 25 2013 at 2:12am

Travis112096: Nice job! 

If anyone would like to add a comment to my Member-Started forum on Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (witch also opens today) here's that LINK... 


]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2013 02:12:17 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53566#53566 PARKER : JASON STATHAM IN THE SAME CRAPPY... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076&PID=53564#53564 Author: travis112096
Subject: 6076
Posted: January 24 2013 at 10:42pm

JASON STATHAM IN THE SAME CRAPPY ACTION MOVIE, PLAYING THE SAME CRAPPY CHARACTER, AND HAVING MULTIPLE RAZZIE "WINNER" (AND PERENNIAL NOMINEE) JENNIFER LOPEZ STUCK ON SCREEN WITH HIM?? 

THIS IS A CRAP-FEST JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN...  
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