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Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: 5348
Posted: September 02 2011 at 4:41pm

APPARENTLY NOT SATISFIED to MAKE HIMSELF a PERENNIAL TARGET of OUR AWARDS, RAZZIE® REPEAT OFFENDER ADAM SANDLER IS CONSTANTLY DRAGGING HIZ EVEN LESS TALENTED FRIENDS in FRONT of the CAMERA to JOIN in HIS HUMILIATION. THE LATEST (and QUITE POSSIBLY LAMEST) EXAMPLE of THIS IS BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR.

WITH a SO-CALLED PLOT THAT COULD HAVE BEEN CONCOCTED by an INTERNET-PORN-ABUSING 11-YEAR-OLD BOY (BUT WAS ACTUALLY CO-"WRITTEN" by SANDLER, HIS "STAR," and LONG TIME CO-CONSPIRATOR ALLEN COVERT) BUCKY CENTERS on a SCHMUCKY NERD WHO DISCOVERS HE IS the CHILD of TWO FORMER PORN STARS. WITH the GLITTER and GLAMOUR of a POTENTIAL CAREER in the S.T.D.-SPREADING, SLEEZY WORLD of HARDCORE to MOTIVATE HIM, BRAINLESS BUCKY DECIDES to PURSUE HIS "DESTINY."

IN the CENTRAL ROLE of BUCK-TOOTHED BUCKY, NICK SWARDSON IS the BERRY DEFINITION of RAZZIE® WORTHY -- IF a 30-SECOND PROMO CLIP MAKES YOU CRINGE, HOW on EARTH DO THEY EXPECT ANYONE to SIT THROUGH 90 MINUTES of THIS??

BUT the MOST LARCENOUS ASPECT of LARSON IS THAT ITS SUPPORTING CAST FEATURES TWO ACTORS WE USED to RESPECT: THE ONCE PROMISING CHRISTINA RICCI as BUCKY's UNLUCKY LOVE INTEREST (HOPE THEY PAID HER LOTSA MONEY!) and the ONCE ELEGANT (BUT NOW HARD-UP?) CHARACTER ACTOR EDWARD HERRMANN, PLAYING BUCKY's UNDERSTANDABLY EMBARRASSED FATHER.

WHILE SANDLER HIMSELF, WITH the DOUBLE-WHAMMY of JUST GO WITH IT and the ATROCIOUS-LOOKING JACK & JILL, ONCE SEEMED to BE the ONLY SERIOUS COMPETITION for 2011 WORST ACTOR FRONT-RUNNER NICOLAS CAGE (WHO BY YEAR's END MAY HAVE FOUR ELIGIBLE TITLES!) SWARDSON MAY BE THIS YEAR's RAZZIE® DARK HORSE...OR SHOULD THAT BE HORSE's ASS??

TO JOIN US in KICKING BUCKY RIGHT in HIS BIG BUCK TEETH, CLICK HERE...

SWARDSON: "So, Christina, which part of this horse do you feel like for agreeing to

be in this movie??"

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