The Official RAZZIE® Forum : TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : Last 10 Posts Thu, 23 May 2013 17:21:10 +0000 Thu, 15 Mar 2012 06:28:02 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 30 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_topic_feed.asp?FID=146 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=50302#50302 Author: Vits
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: March 15 2012 at 6:28am

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

The end is frustratingly stupid. I'd white it out, but the movie's six years old and nobody cares about being spoiled so here it is.
I've noticed that you do that a lot. With all due respect, you should let your readers decide that for themselves.
]]> Thu, 15 Mar 2012 06:28:02 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=50302#50302 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=50300#50300 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: March 14 2012 at 6:59pm

Time to review a very pointless, un-needed movie. The only this could be worse is if Matthew McConaughey played a cyborgWink.

 
The good:
 
Jordana Brewster's jeans: Since about half of the comments on this subject revolve around Ms. Brewster's pants, I just had to mention this.
 
R. Lee Ermey: Ermey is, again, the best actor here.
 
The bad:
 
Jordana Brewster: Her jeans are awesome, but her acting isn't. She should stick to driving fast and furious cars.
 
Jonathan Liebesman: Wow, I've reviewed all of his movies except something called The Killing Room and I'll probably review Wrath Of The Titans when it comes out. His direction in this is bad.
 
The script: This movie features exceptionally poor writing. Especially...
 
The ugly:
 
The ending: The end is frustratingly stupid. I'd white it out, but the movie's six years old and nobody cares about being spoiled so here it is. It looks like Brewster is going to escape in a car, but then Leatherface chainsaws her from the backseat. First off, Brewster had a headstart and Leatherface was busy killing her friend. Second, Leatherface probably smells badly and she'd have to notice his scent. And lastly, when she dies, she hits a motorist and a police officer. Since the cop killed near the beginning is supposed to be the last one in town, than that officer has to belong to another precinct. There'd be an investigation.
 
Diora Baird: She's really hot, hotter than Brewster even. Her acting is horrible, worse than Brewster's.
 
The dinner scene: Man, why do they keep putting dinner scenes in this franchise? It worked the first time, but it hasn't worked since then.
 
Man that one sucked. Grade: F
 
Next-up: The Hitcher!
]]> Wed, 14 Mar 2012 18:59:53 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=50300#50300 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : Download a RAZZIE Movie: Texas Chainsaw http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2963&PID=17481#17481 Author: leebay
Subject: Download a RAZZIE Movie: Texas Chainsaw
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Release Date：October 6,2006

Director：Jonathan Liebesman

Cast： Kathy Lamkin

       Diora Baird

       Andrew Bryniarski

Region：USA

Language：English

Genre：Horror/Thriller

Runtime：89min

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]]> Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:50:30 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2963&PID=17481#17481 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=11254#11254 Author: bruin_522
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: March 08 2007 at 3:51am

The changing of MPAA ratings on movies has become one of the most common moves in Hollywood. According to producer Brad Fuller, this film was given an NC-17 by the MPAA, and a total of 17 scenes had to be edited in order to get an R rating. Of course, this films isn't the first to go from NC-17 to R, 'cause there have been other films that have had that happen. One of the many was Boxing Helena (which "won" a Worst Director RAZZIE for Jennifer Chambers Lynch back in 1993). ]]> Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:51:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=11254#11254 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10948#10948 Author: bruin_522
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: February 24 2007 at 9:54am

Has anyone heard that they're doing a T.V. show called Mr. and Mrs. Smith? I know Jordana Brewster's in that one and she's playing Jane Smith, while Martin Handerson's playing John Smith. Also, the guy who directed the original movie, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, is working on this T.V. series.]]> Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:54:33 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10948#10948 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10767#10767 Author: wetbandit82
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: February 14 2007 at 6:54am

Anytime, I've got a million of them.  ]]> Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:54:42 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10767#10767 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10757#10757 Author: bruin_522
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: February 14 2007 at 2:03am

Oh man, wetbandit, that one absolutely sounds totally cool. Nice one there. Really, really nice.]]> Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:03:01 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10757#10757 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10683#10683 Author: wetbandit82
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: February 08 2007 at 3:22pm

It can all be summed up with: 

 

CLARK GRISWOLD:  Whatever, Russ, whatever... 

]]> Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:22:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10683#10683 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10669#10669 Author: bruin_522
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: February 08 2007 at 2:37am

So, wait a minute, deadguy, Richard Roeper said the best actor was Jordana Brewster's jeans? Wow, that's weird but I think that's also totally cool. I did think she was pretty hot in those jeans anyway.

Jordana Brewster in New Line's Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

]]> Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:37:52 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10669#10669 TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING : I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10632#10632 Author: bruin_522
Subject: I (CHAIN) Saw What You Did Last Summer??
Posted: February 05 2007 at 5:53am

This is one example of a bad prequel. Just like the Star Wars prequels, even though I enjoyed all three of them. The third is my pick as the best of them. The first prequel is my pick as the worst of them (as well as the worst of the entire Star Wars saga). ]]> Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:53:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1349&PID=10632#10632