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Posted: July 05 2011 at 9:31am

Is it in 3-D?]]> Tue, 05 Jul 2011 09:31:42 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=43746#43746 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by GTAHater767I... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31326#31326 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 13 2010 at 4:02pm

Originally posted by GTAHater767

I think we should publish that!

Who knows, it might become the best selling non-fiction book ever written!
]]> Thu, 13 May 2010 16:02:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31326#31326 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : I think we should publish that!... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31322#31322 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: May 13 2010 at 12:50pm

I think we should publish that! ]]> Thu, 13 May 2010 12:50:25 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31322#31322 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by GTAHater767Somebody... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31318#31318 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 13 2010 at 11:34am

Originally posted by GTAHater767

Somebody more artistically talented than me could develop a good stand-up comedy routine about it.
Like this?
 
Screenwriter: Sir, remember when everyone said that the Y2K bug would wipe out all the computers in the world, so we didn't bother to save any of those new screenplays we wrote?
 
Studio Head: Yes.
 
Screenwriter: Well, that Y2K didn't happen, so now we're left with nothing. What should we do?
 
Studio Head: Hmmm, if we don't have any new ideas, then we should just make sequels and remakes of old movies. Yes, that's it! We'll just remake any movie that's anywhere between 3 to 30 years old! And we'll make sequels to movies from 20 years! Oh, oh, and to top it all off, we'll make adaptations of comic books, video games, and even amusement park rides and board games for the next 10 years!
 
Screenwriter: Good idea, sir!
 
Studio Head: Of course it is!
]]> Thu, 13 May 2010 11:34:05 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31318#31318 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Somebody more artisticallytalented... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31305#31305 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 8:33pm

Somebody more artistically talented than me could develop a good stand-up comedy routine about it.]]> Tue, 11 May 2010 20:33:23 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31305#31305 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Maybe studio heads thought the... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31304#31304 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 7:19pm

Maybe studio heads thought the world was going to come to an end because of the so-called "Y2K bug", so they didn't bother to stock up on good movie ideas, and then decided "Screw it, we'll get by on remakes, sequels, reboots, and adaptations!".

]]> Tue, 11 May 2010 19:19:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31304#31304 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : How could it be? With Y2K comes... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31303#31303 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 5:17pm

How could it be? With Y2K comes the swift downfall of creativity! How could this have happened?]]> Tue, 11 May 2010 17:17:11 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31303#31303 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Yep, I claim 2000 as The Year... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31302#31302 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 4:01pm

Yep, I claim 2000 as The Year That the Entertainment Industry Went to S*** Almost Overnight. Since then, Hollywood hasn't even been trying to make any good, original product ... unless of course, they want an Oscar or Emmy for their troubles!  
]]> Tue, 11 May 2010 16:01:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31302#31302 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : I spit on that trend. Since 2000,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31301#31301 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 3:20pm

I spit on that trend. Since 2000, television and movies just haven't been the same. 1999 was so short on bad movies they had to nominate The Blair Witch Project and Big Daddy for Worst Picture. not only that, but most of '999's RAZZIE classics I hadn't even heard of! Several long-running shows premiered in 1999 as well. Then comes Triple-O, and everything goes to Hell. Few good shows, few good movies, notoriously sinister collections of RAZZIE nominations all millennium (so far).

]]> Tue, 11 May 2010 15:20:49 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31301#31301 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Well, there's the rebooted... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31296#31296 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 11:16am

Well, there's the rebooted "Knight Rider," that got canceled. "V" is on the chopping block. "Hawaii 5-0" is coming next fall, but I'm guessing that won't last long. And of course, there's "Parenthood." Don't you love how television is equally as unoriginal as movies are?!  
]]> Tue, 11 May 2010 11:16:08 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31296#31296 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Good riddance. How many other... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31291#31291 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: May 10 2010 at 8:55pm

Good riddance. How many other RAZZIE contenders were adapted into TV shows in the past 3 years that they need to cancel?]]> Mon, 10 May 2010 20:55:46 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31291#31291 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by GTAHater767And... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31282#31282 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 10 2010 at 11:49am

Originally posted by GTAHater767

And when did the Legend of the Seeker go off the air?
Studio heads decided to cancel it on March 4th.
]]> Mon, 10 May 2010 11:49:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31282#31282 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Is it possible HeadRAZZBerry thought... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31270#31270 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 8:40pm

Is it possible HeadRAZZBerry thought The Heartbreak Kid [remake] to be the lesser of two evils because it didn't differ from the source material as much? And when did the Legend of the Seeker go off the air?]]> Sun, 09 May 2010 20:40:03 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31270#31270 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by GTAHater767 HeadRAZZBerry... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31268#31268 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 09 2010 at 8:09pm

Originally posted by GTAHater767

 
HeadRAZZBerry didn't exactly like The Heartbreak Kid [remake], but he thought it was a godsend compared to THE SEEKER: THE DARK IS RISING.
And yet "Legend Of The Seeker" became a TV series. Go figure!
]]> Sun, 09 May 2010 20:09:02 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31268#31268 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : I said it before and I'll... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31264#31264 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 6:24pm

I said it before and I'll say it again:That was one of the best comedies of 2007,and the most underrated movie of that year.
 
HeadRAZZBerry didn't exactly like The Heartbreak Kid [remake], but he thought it was a godsend compared to THE SEEKER: THE DARK IS RISING.
]]> Sun, 09 May 2010 18:24:39 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31264#31264 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : The remake of "Heartbreak... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31262#31262 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 09 2010 at 5:02pm

The remake of "Heartbreak Kid" was nothing but gross-out humor, all of which fell flat on its face. I'm glad it bombed!!  
]]> Sun, 09 May 2010 17:02:48 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31262#31262 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Not that I don't enjoy all... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31260#31260 Author: Vits
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 09 2010 at 4:08pm

Not that I don't enjoy all of your jokes,but does anyone actually knows what the movie's about?
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

This is being directed by the Farrelly brothers. Wow, they can fall lower than their awful remake of "The Heartbreak Kid"...
I said it before and I'll say it again:That was one of the best comedies of 2007,and the most underrated movie of that year.
]]> Sun, 09 May 2010 16:08:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=31260#31260 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by Michaels Originally... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23194#23194 Author: CriticalFrank
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 08 2009 at 5:10am

Originally posted by Michaels

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Anyone see the "adult" episodes of Ren and Stimpy? They were out on Spike TV or something when it launched. They had to pull it when they had full frontal female nudity.

Yeah, I heard those episodes got pretty NC-17, with like sex, both hetro and homo. WTF?!

Wait a minute... Adult Ren and Stimpy episodes? Where was I when this happened?

]]> Fri, 08 May 2009 05:10:59 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23194#23194 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by dEd GrimleyAnyone... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23178#23178 Author: Michaels
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 08 2009 at 1:10am

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Anyone see the "adult" episodes of Ren and Stimpy? They were out on Spike TV or something when it launched. They had to pull it when they had full frontal female nudity.

Yeah, I heard those episodes got pretty NC-17, with like sex, both hetro and homo. WTF?!

]]> Fri, 08 May 2009 01:10:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23178#23178 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Anyone see the "adult"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23169#23169 Author: dEd Grimley
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 07 2009 at 11:44pm

Anyone see the "adult" episodes of Ren and Stimpy? They were out on Spike TV or something when it launched. They had to pull it when they had full frontal female nudity.]]> Thu, 07 May 2009 23:44:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23169#23169 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by MichaelsWell,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23145#23145 Author: CriticalFrank
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 06 2009 at 4:19pm

Originally posted by Michaels

Well, if we have a farting dog movies, how much longer until we have a "Ren and Stimpy" movie? I mean that was a gross-out humor cartoon about cats and dogs.

Skip Ren and Stimpy, just make movies out of various parts of the show. So we can have "Log: The Movie" or "Happy Happy Joy Joy: The Movie" or even better, "Powdered Toast Man: The Movie"

I think Log alone could be a multiple Oscar nominee....

]]> Wed, 06 May 2009 16:19:44 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23145#23145 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Well, if we have a farting dog... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23138#23138 Author: Michaels
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 06 2009 at 2:43pm

Well, if we have a farting dog movies, how much longer until we have a "Ren and Stimpy" movie? I mean that was a gross-out humor cartoon about cats and dogs.]]> Wed, 06 May 2009 14:43:53 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23138#23138 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Somewhere, the ghost of Fozzie... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23126#23126 Author: dEd Grimley
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Posted: May 06 2009 at 9:06am

Somewhere, the ghost of Fozzie bear is going "Wakka wakka wakka" for you guys.]]> Wed, 06 May 2009 09:06:41 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23126#23126 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by MichaelsAnd... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23111#23111 Author: CriticalFrank
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 4:57pm

Originally posted by Michaels

And of course, what about "BLT Sandwhich: The Movie, in True 3D IMAX!" And its sequel, "A Side Garden Salad: The Movie, also in True 3D IMAX"!

Now you're just trying to build on my brilliance. I thought you had your hands full with "Ass: The Movie" ...

 

Heh... I said "hands full with ass" ...

]]> Tue, 05 May 2009 16:57:52 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23111#23111 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : And of course, what about "BLT... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23098#23098 Author: Michaels
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 11:05am

And of course, what about "BLT Sandwhich: The Movie, in True 3D IMAX!" And its sequel, "A Side Garden Salad: The Movie, also in True 3D IMAX"!]]> Tue, 05 May 2009 11:05:42 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23098#23098 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Originally posted by dEd GrimleyIf... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23091#23091 Author: CriticalFrank
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 05 2009 at 6:00am

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

If you'll allow me to play studio exec for a moment, I'm not sure that MAYONAISSE is the sauce that's really resonating with today's youth market demographic. To really synergize and max our cross promotion capabilities, it should really be Baconaisse, the mayonaisse of the future. With Bacon.

But....but... I'm almost done with the script... I can't change everything over to Baconaisse... that would throw off the whole story. I mean the beautiful love scene between the Mayonaisse and the Mustard just wouldn't make sense with Baconaisse... I mean the Mustard is Jewish for crying out loud! To get with Baconaisse would be against her religion!

]]> Tue, 05 May 2009 06:00:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23091#23091 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : If you'll allow me to play... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23086#23086 Author: dEd Grimley
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 5:45am

If you'll allow me to play studio exec for a moment, I'm not sure that MAYONAISSE is the sauce that's really resonating with today's youth market demographic. To really synergize and max our cross promotion capabilities, it should really be Baconaisse, the mayonaisse of the future. With Bacon.]]> Tue, 05 May 2009 05:45:39 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23086#23086 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Sweet! I've been working... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23083#23083 Author: CriticalFrank
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 5:17am

Sweet! I've been working on the script for "Jar of Mayonaisse: The 3D IMAX Experience" for several years now, I think it is almost ready... Finally my dream can become a reality...

]]> Tue, 05 May 2009 05:17:52 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23083#23083 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : Well, it sounds like we have... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23078#23078 Author: dEd Grimley
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 4:31am

Well, it sounds like we have a trilogy to make, boys... let's get crackin. We may need to go "borrow"MWG's camera...  ]]> Tue, 05 May 2009 04:31:59 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23078#23078 Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK! : It has to be a pun. Something... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3197&PID=23075#23075 Author: CriticalFrank
Subject: 3197
Posted: May 05 2009 at 4:23am

It has to be a pun. Something like that is too perfect NOT to be a pun... and to think I didn't catch that!  


Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Originally posted by Michaels

I"m still waiting for "Ass: The Movie" to come out, become the highest grossing movie ever and win 12 Oscars.

 

I assume that "grossing" is not intended as a pun.

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