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The Rules For Interviewing Tom Cruise

Like many celebrities, Tom Cruise tries to control journalists. Hehates talking about his heavy involvement Scientology, for example. Butwho knew he'd try to force his interviewers to like Valkyrie?

Italian publication LeiWeb opened its interview with Cruise bydescribing all the restrictions imposed by the movie star's publicists.According to both a tipster and Google's translation of the article,the requirements to interview Tom Cruise were as follows, at least forLeiWeb:

* Must have seen Valkyrie.

* Must have liked Valkryie.

* Must read a letter about how Scientology has never been bannedin Germany. Even though, uh, Tom Cruise hates talking aboutScientology.

Since celebrity journalists will, as a rule, stoop to any form offlattery, Cruise might as well go all out and insist reporters tell himhe looks taller than they expected and that War of the Worlds is hugelyunderrated, then congratulate him on his "Freedom Medal Of Valor" fromthe Church of Scientology.

Also: The Google translation indicates Cruise is moving to New Yorkto be near Katie Holmes. Would any fluent Italian speakers care tocheck the original language and tell us if this is, in fact, what iswritten (and that "visit" was not mistranslated to "move")?tips@gawker.com UPDATE: According to Italian Claudia, it is in factwritten that Cruise is moving to New York. Of course, it's still up inthe air whether the interviewer understood correctly. Thanks Claudia!

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He's not happy about being questioned about his religion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ0Ou1GLx1Y

He did seem like he wanted to say "Is Tom Cruise going to have to choke a bitch?!".

01/05/2009 (5:35 pm)

Did Tom Cruise Build $10 Million Dollar Bunker To Protect Himself From Aliens Or Critics?

(Post co-written with contributor Lilly von Marcab)

Tom Cruise has money to burn. Even a relative flop like Cruise’s latest film, the WWII epic Valkyrie,has somehow managed to make $60 million despite poor reviews and amaelstrom of troubles. So, you see, even when Tom loses, he wins.What’s $10 million dollars for a post-apocalyptic style bunker to a guylike Cruise? Nada.

Still, you have to ask yourself, why does a huge star like Tom Cruise, who maintains homes in Los Angeles, Telluride, and now all of Manhattan, need with a high end hideyhole? I guess the answer depends on when you ask him. According to reports in 2007,Cruise and Holmes were beginning the process of building their“alien-proof” bunker beneath their compound in Telluride, supposedly asprotection against when alien overlord Xenu comes back to exact revengeon Earth. No, seriously, from the Sydney Morning Herald:

According to several mags this week, Cruise is buildingan “$11 million luxury underground bunker” at his property in Coloradoso his family can survive an “alien invasion”.

“It’s a self-contained underground shelter with high-tech airpurifying system,” Woman’s Day reports. Other essential alien fightingfeatures include a helipad and swimming pool.

As a fervent follower of Scientology, Cruise believes humans are covered in ancient alien souls stranded here by an evil alien emperor named Lord Xenu.The Church teaches its followers (after taking outrageously expensivecourses) that all our earthly problems stem from these trapped aliensouls, who were coincidentally, killed by atomic bombs at the mouth ofvolcanoes covering the planet by Lord Xenu himself. It had something todo with overcrowding in the galaxy. Very technical stuff, kind of hardto explain to none-OT folks. Bottom line, Xenu will be back and Tomwants to be ready.

So, if you were to believe such things, then obviously having abunker available to protect yourself would be wise. Fast forward to2008, which by all accounts, was NOT a good year for Cruise and Scientology. What, with all the leaking of those Tom Cruise videos, monthly protests in front of Scientology Orgs, protesting Katie Holmes’ Broadway debut, mea culpas on Oprah and Matt Lauer’s couch, Tom’s probably feeling a little overwhelmed. Who could blame a guy for not getting his protective fortress stories straight.

New reports are stating that Tom and Katie are so afraid of a groupof Scientology critics calling themselves Anonymous, that the bunkerwill be built to protect he and his family from the masked, thoughpeaceful, protesters. Tom’s even enlisted the aid of his famous friends Victoria and David Beckham in his efforts to stay safe from those who would question his beliefs:

The Hollywood couple turned to pals David and Victoria after being targeted by groups opposed to their Scientology religion.

And since speaking to the Beckhams, they now travel in bomb-proofvehicles and have built a £5million underground bunker in the groundsof their Colorado home.

Cruise has received threats from people angered by his portrayal ofColonel Claus von Stauffenberg – who was at the centre of the 1944 plotby Nazi officers to assassinate Adolf Hitler – in the film Valkyrie.

When he attended the Los Angeles premiere of the movie last week, hewas abused by members of the anti-Scientology group Anonymous.

The 46-year-old actor has become more worried about his family’ssafety since 30-year-old Katie’s temporary move to New York to star ina Broadway play. And he is so concerned for her and their two-year-olddaughter Suri that the FBI has been alerted to assess the death threats.

Cruise is due to fly to London for the UK premiere of the film on January 21.

“Tom is terrified,’’ the source added. “He doesn’t feel safe anywhere.

“He and Katie know the Beckhams have had to live in the shadow of similar threats and have asked them for advice on how to cope.

“They have had to take the threats seriously. Unfortunately there are plenty of cranks out there – particularly in LA.’’

The couple’s ordeal began four months ago when Cruise was warnedanthrax would be placed in the air vents of his LA office. England starDavid, 33, and his ex-Spice Girl wife Victoria, 34, have spent much oftheir lives coping with similar threats.

Dealing with threats is an unfortunate side-effect of being famous,and certainly more so for a controversial figure like Tom Cruise, butwhat strikes me as odd is how juxtaposed this is to the reality ofCruise’s life and that of his family. You can’t open a tabloid magazinewithout being bombarded with images of his youngest daughter SuriCruise, often out and about with his wife, actress Katie Holmes. Thecouple’s 2-year old daughter topped the list on Forbes “Hollywood’s Hottest Tots.”

Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity children five yearsold and younger based on media attention and their parents’ popularity,said Suri - known for her stylish outfits and haircut - popped up inmore news articles and blogs than her peers.

The question is, how do you reconcile the safety of one’s familywith one’s desire to remain relevant and popular? Apparently, bybuilding a $10 million dollar bunker. Nothing like using fake fear todrum up sympathy. Only problem is, how can it protect you if you arenever in it?

Pesky little problems of the rich and crazy."

http://glosslip.com/2009/01/05/did-tom-cruise-build-10-milli on-dollar-bunker-to-protect-himself-from-aliens-or-critics/

Originally posted by saturnwatcher All I know is that the Nazis must have been possessed by some really nasty Thetans

I guess that serves them right for taking their ADHD meds instead of vitamins.

That makes a lot of sense.  I can imagine you singing "Der Holle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen" and replacing "Sarastro" with "Tom Cruise".