The Official RAZZIE® Forum : What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : CAPTION THIS! Put Something of Yours in Their Mouth... : What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience Tue, 21 May 2013 17:30:10 +0000 Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:50:39 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=316 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : Charlize: "I feel ripped... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=6368#6368 Author: Nasty Man
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Posted: April 23 2006 at 11:50am

Charlize: "I feel ripped off! I didn't actually earn this Oscar, but I sure as Hell deserved that other Award for AEON FLUX. SO where is it, huh? Where's my Worst Actress RAZZIE?!?!?!"

]]> Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:50:39 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=6368#6368 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "And if I win... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2648#2648 Author: sportsartist24
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Posted: January 27 2006 at 6:16pm

CHARLIZE: "And if I win a Razzie, I'm going to put this Oscar and my Razzie in my display section, where everyone can see how good an actress I was ...and how bad an actress I was."

]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2006 18:16:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2648#2648 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : "I would like to thank...... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2317#2317 Author: Guests
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Posted: January 05 2006 at 4:20am

"I would like to thank... "  (graciously -- and thankfully --interupted by the Bill COnti Orchestra performing "Theme from Sharkboy and Lavagirl" as they go to commercial)

]]> Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:20:16 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2317#2317 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : "Oh Crap,I won a Oscar?I... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2209#2209 Author: Guests
Subject: 316
Posted: December 31 2005 at 7:30am

 

 "Oh Crap, I won a Oscar?  I Thought I won a Razzie for Aeon Flux!"

]]> Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:30:16 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2209#2209 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : "Look! My new dildo!!!!"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2196#2196 Author: Robertin
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Posted: December 30 2005 at 9:24am

"Look! My new dildo!!!!"

]]> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:24:19 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2196#2196 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : "Crap, I guess Aeon Flux... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2184#2184 Author: Guests
Subject: 316
Posted: December 30 2005 at 6:00am

"Crap, I guess Aeon Flux did suck.  Oh, well..."

]]> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:00:53 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2184#2184 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "All I can say... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2098#2098 Author: lauryb
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Posted: December 24 2005 at 1:34pm

CHARLIZE: "All I can say is...I'm deeply sorry. Everybody makes mistakes, right?"

]]> Sat, 24 Dec 2005 13:34:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=2098#2098 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : Charlize: "Suckers!"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1926#1926 Author: chicken_hawk
Subject: 316
Posted: December 16 2005 at 6:40pm

Charlize: "Suckers!"

]]> Fri, 16 Dec 2005 18:40:21 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1926#1926 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : Charlize: "Did I really... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1824#1824 Author: Guests
Subject: 316
Posted: December 12 2005 at 10:09am

Charlize: "Did I really bomb? I thought I just farted..."

 

]]> Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:09:30 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1824#1824 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "After AEON... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1654#1654 Author: Guests
Subject: 316
Posted: December 05 2005 at 1:46pm

CHARLIZE: "After AEON FLUX tanks, you can catch my next movie at 1 am on Cinemax..."

]]> Mon, 05 Dec 2005 13:46:57 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1654#1654 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "Believe me... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1635#1635 Author: Guests
Subject: 316
Posted: December 05 2005 at 6:15am

CHARLIZE: "Believe me folks, who would want to see me in KING KONG?  I don't even look like Fay Wray!  Check me out next as Aeon Flux -- Now that is a role to wrap my paws around!"

]]> Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:15:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1635#1635 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "If you love... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1615#1615 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 316
Posted: December 04 2005 at 3:04pm

CHARLIZE: "If you love me now, just wait'll you see me in DIRTY LOVE 2!"

]]> Sun, 04 Dec 2005 15:04:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1615#1615 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "Even with... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1576#1576 Author: Guests
Subject: 316
Posted: December 02 2005 at 9:46am

CHARLIZE: "Even with that dud AEON FLUX on my resume, I'm still WAY hotter, cooler, likable, talented AND more Oscar-nominated than that stuck-up skank Gwyneth Paltrow*, and the Razzie is STILL going to Tara "New-FOUND-land" Reid!"                                                                                                                            

*among SO many others                                                                                 

]]> Fri, 02 Dec 2005 09:46:13 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1576#1576 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "I'm ready... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1573#1573 Author: #1-Movie-Fan!
Subject: 316
Posted: December 02 2005 at 1:59am

CHARLIZE: "I'm ready to cash in, Mr. DeMille!"

 

]]> Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:59:44 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1573#1573 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "So, I get to... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1572#1572 Author: JoBloMovieGoer
Subject: 316
Posted: December 02 2005 at 1:17am

CHARLIZE: "So, I get to keep this, even if I make something like AEON FLUX? I mean, you let Halle Berry keep hers!"

 

]]> Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:17:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1572#1572 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "And I promise,... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1571#1571 Author: #1-Film Freak!!
Subject: 316
Posted: December 02 2005 at 1:14am

CHARLIZE: "And I promise, I'll make movies every bit as good as the ones Angelina Jolie and Kim Basinger made after they won one of these!"

]]> Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:14:44 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1571#1571 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : "Okay now that I'm... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1562#1562 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 316
Posted: December 01 2005 at 6:42pm

"Okay now that I'm considered a leading lady capable of carrying a movie I'm going to sell out... I mean screw you guys! I just bought a new house in Malibu! How else am I going to make the payments? With this artsy crap that only pays $3 million a picture and only makes $27 million at the box office? Does Meryl Streep have a yacht and a house in Malibu? To hell with that! I mean I posed for PLAYBOY people, I'm incredibly hot!"

Ok that was more of a speech than a caption, that was fun though.

P.S. Charlize's photos in PLAYBOY were only so-so.

]]> Thu, 01 Dec 2005 18:42:48 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1562#1562 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : CHARLIZE: "And from here... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1559#1559 Author: #1-Movie-Fan!
Subject: 316
Posted: December 01 2005 at 8:39am

CHARLIZE: "And from here on out, my life is pretty much gonna be all downhill..."

 

]]> Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:39:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1559#1559 What’s Charlize Tellng the Oscar Audience : JUST WHAT IZMIZZ THERONSAYING... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=316&PID=1558#1558 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: 316
Posted: December 01 2005 at 8:27am

JUST WHAT IZ MIZZ THERON SAYING TO THE OSCAR® AUDIENCE??

CHARLIZE: "And after I kill my career with AEON FLUCKS — and maybe win a Worst Actress RAZZIE® — I can alwaze put this hunk o' hardware up for bid on e-Bay!"

OKAY...YOUR TURN!

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