The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : JONAH HEX : Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:06:11 +0000 Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:59:58 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=4342 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : I really don't know which... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=45702#45702 Author: SuperTeenTopia
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Posted: August 25 2011 at 8:59pm

I really don't know which was the worst "weird western" flick, this or "Wild Wild West". There's nothing redeeming about this movie. Everyone in it is just line-reading and the events of the plot don't have any flow to them, they just happen for the sake of moving the story along. Warner Bros can't get any of their comic book movies right outside of Batman!]]> Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:59:58 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=45702#45702 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : I just saw it.I don't know... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=45682#45682 Author: Vits
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Posted: August 25 2011 at 8:05am

I just saw it.

I don't know what happened.It started with such promise.The first 1/2 hour was very entertaining with the dialogue and the stylish action.But all of the sudden the plot became dull.Probably because this has the narrative of a comic book,not a movie.As for the soundtrack,is well suited but is not for everyone.

Usually,I find something redeeming in Fox's performances but not here.However,her role was too small.I know it's been stablished someone can be the lead despite a short screen time,but here I found her to be supporing.Anyway,Malkovich is about on the same level as her,and Brolin is a lot worse.And Michael Fassbender had one of the worst accents in movie history(I thought I'd bring this up since you nomined her accent instead of his).

I give this 4/10.
Originally posted by saturnwatcher

I think most of us ultimately agreed that Horton wasn't all that bad, despite the prerelease discussion it received at this site.
Nobody said it was bad.HeadRAZZ said it was forgettable.
]]> Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:05:02 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=45682#45682 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Why the hell was Fox even in... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=41204#41204 Author: Michaels
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Posted: April 30 2011 at 8:15am

Why the hell was Fox even in this movie? She appears in like 5 or 6 scenes, none of which are longer than 3 minutes, she speaks in the same monotone voice and her face is frozen in the same blank expression the whole time. They could have picked any random woman off the street to play this role, and no one would notice the difference! 

But then again, overall, the whole movie sucked anyway. I thought it was better than "Wild Wild West." However, that's not saying much!  

]]> Sat, 30 Apr 2011 08:15:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=41204#41204 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : This looks like a disaster.... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=41202#41202 Author: Kenjifujima
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Posted: April 30 2011 at 1:30am

This looks like a disaster. I can totally see this becoming a camp classic!   Clap]]> Sat, 30 Apr 2011 01:30:29 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=41202#41202 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Originally posted by VermnCan... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=38764#38764 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 6:57pm

Originally posted by Vermn

Can Human Centipede be as bad as my own choice for worst movie ever, Mom and Dad Save the Universe?
That movie was actually painfully bad. I know that's a popular saying, but in this case, it was actually true. I truly felt bad for everyone involved. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, it somehow did.
Yes, "Mom And Dad Save The Universe" was pretty damn bad. However, it was still within the realm of good taste. I'm not sure how one grades that movie against one about a mad doctor who is obsessed with connection three people together by their bowels!]]> Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:57:43 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=38764#38764 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Well one is horror and the other... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=38755#38755 Author: Vits
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 6:31pm

Well one is horror and the other comedy.Anyway there's only one way to find out.]]> Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:31:16 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=38755#38755 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Can Human Centipede be as... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=38745#38745 Author: Vermn
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 5:34pm

Can Human Centipede be as bad as my own choice for worst movie ever, Mom and Dad Save the Universe?
That movie was actually painfully bad. I know that's a popular saying, but in this case, it was actually true. I truly felt bad for everyone involved. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, it somehow did.
]]> Wed, 26 Jan 2011 17:34:24 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=38745#38745 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Originally posted by VheidI... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=37181#37181 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 4:57pm

Originally posted by Vheid


I mean is it strange that I expected it to be better than it was, even thought I knew it was bad?
No, you knew it was going to be bad, you just didn't know it was going to be THAT bad.]]> Sat, 18 Dec 2010 16:57:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=37181#37181 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : I just watched it (for voting... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=37176#37176 Author: Vheid
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 2:46pm

I just watched it (for voting research-purposes).

I knew it was bad. So is it strange that I felt underwelmth by this movie?

I mean is it strange that I expected it to be better than it was, eventhought I knew it was bad?
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 11:50pm

Thankfully Brolin will have the Coen Bros' version of 'True Grit' (a re-telling of the original novel NOT a remake of the 1969 John Wayne movie) to make up for 'Jonah 'Someone's Put a' Hex 'on my Career''.
 
As for Megan Fox, there's absoloutely bugger all redeming for her to make up for this and her career so far
]]> Fri, 17 Sep 2010 23:50:12 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=34593#34593 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Originally posted by GTAHater767How... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=33342#33342 Author: rburton
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 11:35pm

Originally posted by GTAHater767

How about Will Arnett for Worst Supporting Actor? I may be overpraising Jonah Hex (Not Johan Hex!) by saying this, but I'd be satisfied if it even got that much.


Hey, he's got my vote.  I loved him as G.O.B. on Arrested Development and Devon Banks on 30 Rock.  But watching him do "serious" acting is like watching a kid playing dress-up.  It'd be cute if it wasn't so damn sad.
]]> Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:35:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=33342#33342 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : How about Will Arnett for Worst... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=33341#33341 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 8:33pm

How about Will Arnett for Worst Supporting Actor? I may be overpraising Jonah Hex (Not Johan Hex!) by saying this, but I'd be satisfied if it even got that much.]]> Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:33:11 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=33341#33341 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : So I finally got around to see... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=33336#33336 Author: rburton
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 6:55pm

So I finally got around to see this today and Megan Fox is, if anything, a Worst Supporting Actress contender.  She has maybe only ten minutes of screentime and pales in comparison to the terrible supporting actors John Malkovich, Will Arnett, and Wes Bentley.  Votes should be reserved for Josh Brolin, Malkovich, and Arnett.  If Fox makes the Worst Actress line-up, it'll be because voters didn't watch the movie.  (She really isn't a lead at all.)  I guess a Supporting Actress nomination wouldn't bother me too much.]]> Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:55:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=33336#33336 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : And apparently, now Hollywood... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32597#32597 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: July 02 2010 at 7:41pm

And apparently, now Hollywood is making "weird westerns" like "Cowboys Vs. Aliens". As if westerns aren't suffering enough as it were, now Hollywood has to bring in sci-fi elements for the final nail in the genre's coffin.]]> Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:41:33 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32597#32597 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Here's a LINK to an article... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32563#32563 Author: Vits
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Posted: July 02 2010 at 10:36am

Here's a LINK to an article at MetaCritic, naming their choices as the so-called Best and Worst Westerns Since 1985... 



]]> Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:36:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32563#32563 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : I don't think Megan Fox gives... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32243#32243 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 25 2010 at 9:45pm

I don't think Megan Fox gives the entire female gender a bad name. She just gives Hollywood actresses a bad name, proving you can be a success just for looking hot and not for having a single ounce of acting ability. 

Oh wait, she's only successful if she's standing next to giant, poorly rendered, CGI robots!  

]]> Fri, 25 Jun 2010 21:45:48 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32243#32243 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : So you're saying Megan... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32174#32174 Author: GTAHater767
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Posted: June 23 2010 at 11:50pm

So you're saying Megan Fox gives the entire female gender a bad name? I don't know about BurnHollywoodBurn and dEd Grimley, but I'd say she's preaching to the choir here.]]> Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:50:21 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32174#32174 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Megan Fox makes me wanna be... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32158#32158 Author: BeastieBitch
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Posted: June 23 2010 at 3:43pm

Megan Fox makes me wanna be a man. That aside, I knew this movie would be slaughtered by the critics.
]]> Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:43:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32158#32158 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Human Centipedewill maybe have... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32137#32137 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 22 2010 at 5:08pm

Human Centipede  will maybe have a cult following decades from now, but right now, it's not so much a movie as it is a dare!  

[QUOTE=dEd Grimley]Human Centipede has me curious. It almost sounds like it could be something in the vein of Bloodsucking Freaks. It seems likely that the execution is abysmal... as was the case of the latter... but BF had an interesting atmosphere.[/QUOTE
]]> Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:08:35 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32137#32137 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Human Centipede has me curious.... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32113#32113 Author: dEd Grimley
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Posted: June 21 2010 at 11:58pm

Human Centipede has me curious. It almost sounds like it could be something in the vein of Bloodsucking Freaks. It seems likely that the execution is abysmal... as was the case of the latter... but BF had an interesting atmosphere.]]> Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:58:09 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32113#32113 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Human Centipede is not universally... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32081#32081 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 20 2010 at 5:40pm

Human Centipede is not universally loved either. But I'm also talking about this constant need of yours to defend movies just because everyone else hates them. When a movie is being called bad by a large number of people, chances are it's because it IS bad. And when you say otherwise, it doesn't come across as you knowing better than these people, it comes across as "I'm going to say otherwise just so that I'll seem different!"  

Originally posted by moviewizguy

But Human Centipede isn't universally hated. That's my whole point!
]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:40:49 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32081#32081 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Say what you want about Megan... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32080#32080 Author: RoadDogXVIII
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Posted: June 20 2010 at 5:36pm

Say what you want about Megan Fox, but she is nowhere near the pit of badness that Christina DeMarco was in C Me Dance. I saw the trailer to that film, and I thought it was one of the biggest jokes of our generation. It's also a spit at religion like Tyler Perry's films are. And we're calling Megan Fox a bad actress? Farcical.]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:36:32 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32080#32080 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : But Human Centipedeisn't... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32076#32076 Author: moviewizguy
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Posted: June 20 2010 at 5:18pm

But Human Centipede isn't universally hated. That's my whole point!
]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:18:42 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32076#32076 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : I third Joe Bacon's opinion.... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32073#32073 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 20 2010 at 4:41pm

I third Joe Bacon's opinion. Not just for Human Centipede being a bad movie, but just for being in flat out bad taste. Granted, it won't "win" any Razzies, since I doubt anyone will bother to see it either way. But hey, you never know...    

Originally posted by cvcjr13

I'm with Joe Bacon.  I watched the trailer to The Human Centipede, and it's like a gross version of the old dumb horror movies without any of the campy fun.  It's sick, badly acted, badly scripted, badly shot and just a bad concept to begin with.  A doctor goes mad and decides he wants to surgically join several humans together by their digestive tracts to bring the hypothetical "human centipede" into reality.  How can that NOT be a bad movie? 
 
You want clichés?  The Human Centipede starts off with the clichéd car breaking down in a forest at night in the rain so they (in this case, two women) find a house deep in the woods. 
 
I'm all for The Human Centipede getting its own forum.  It doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of appearing on the nominee ballot, but it shows we Razzie members are on top of any low budget stinkfest that deserves our special attention, like last year's C Me Dance and What Goes Up.
]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2010 16:41:16 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32073#32073 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : "Jonah Hex" worse than... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32072#32072 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 20 2010 at 4:39pm

"Jonah Hex" worse than "Expendables" and "Vampire Suck"? Nah -- I think it comes in third. Let's not forget "Killers" for 4th place. 5th place is still up for grabs.]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2010 16:39:40 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32072#32072 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : I liked this one quote from one... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32071#32071 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 20 2010 at 4:37pm

I liked this one quote from one review I read: "Go see Johan Hex ... if you're a teen-aged male who isn't at all picky!"  

Yeah, that sums it up nicely!  
]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2010 16:37:12 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32071#32071 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : Moviewizguy --Have you ever stopped... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32070#32070 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 20 2010 at 4:36pm

Moviewizguy -- Have you ever stopped to wonder, if a movie is universally hated, there might be a reason for it? Not every movie should be defended! Sure, there's no blood in Centipede, but it's as cliched as can be...and can you really defend a movie about people being surgically connected by their bowels?]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2010 16:36:16 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32070#32070 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : As for Jonah Hex being the second... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32065#32065 Author: cvcjr13
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Posted: June 19 2010 at 10:38pm

As for Jonah Hex being the second worst movie this summer, well, I guess I'll have to see this.  I know The Expendables will be the worst, but I can't imagine Seltzerberg's Vampires Suck, scheduled for release in August, won't be in contention with Jonah Hex for second. 
 
But hey, that's like being in a battle for the bottom of the dung heap.  
 
Will any of them do well at the box office?  We already know the answer for Jonah Hex.
 
]]> Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:38:21 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32065#32065 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : I'm with Joe Bacon. I watched... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32064#32064 Author: cvcjr13
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Posted: June 19 2010 at 10:30pm

I'm with Joe Bacon.  I watched the trailer to The Human Centipede, and it's like a gross version of the old dumb horror movies without any of the campy fun.  It's sick, badly acted, badly scripted, badly shot and just a bad concept to begin with.  A doctor goes mad and decides he wants to surgically join several humans together by their digestive tracts to bring the hypothetical "human centipede" into reality.  How can that NOT be a bad movie? 
 
You want clichés?  The Human Centipede starts off with the clichéd car breaking down in a forest at night in the rain so they (in this case, two women) find a house deep in the woods. 
 
I'm all for The Human Centipede getting its own forum.  It doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of appearing on the nominee ballot, but it shows we Razzie members are on top of any low budget stinkfest that deserves our special attention, like last year's C Me Dance and What Goes Up. 
 
Originally posted by JoeBacon

Trust me, NONE of 'EM even come close to The Human Centipede! Truly the WORST picture of the Century Dead and director Tom Sicks, er, Six makes Uwe Boll look like Stanley Kubrick!!  
]]> Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:30:27 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32064#32064 Whood She Hafta FOX to Get Into THIS Movie?? : If you actually read his review... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4342&PID=32057#32057 Author: moviewizguy
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Posted: June 19 2010 at 8:02am

If you actually read his review for Jonah Hex, White keeps on saying how it's "easily better" than Toy Story 3. Confused  

Originally posted by thomsonmg2000

I honestly hoped that this film would get good reviews, with it starring Josh Brolin and it being based on a pretty good looking comic, not to mention a very stylistic looking trailer. Looks like Megan Fox still has a way to go before she gets respected. 

Speaking about this movie opening up against Toy Story 3, if everyone thinks MWG is a troll, he has nothing compared to this critic:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-2725/

Ruining Toy Story 3's perfect RT score while giving this movie a positive review.



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