The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Ye Old Head RAZZberry Roasts a Chipmunk or 3... http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Official RAZZIE® Take on ALVIN & THE BLOW-CHUNKS 3 : Ye Old Head RAZZberry Roasts a Chipmunk or 3... Thu, 23 May 2013 00:26:55 +0000 Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:34:11 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=5622 The Official RAZZIE® Forum http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ Ye Old Head RAZZberry Roasts a Chipmunk or 3... : 2011 WAS a BANNER... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5622&PID=48468#48468 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: 5622
Posted: December 13 2011 at 8:34am

2011 WAS a BANNER YEAR for UTTERLY UN-ORIGINAL MOVIE PRODUCT. OF the 670+ FILMS RELEASED LAST YEAR, FEWER THAN 100 (POSSIBLY FEWER THAN TWO DOZEN) WERE NOT DERIVATIVE, DUMBED-DOWN VERSIONS of MATERIAL DONE MULTIPLE TIMES ALREADY -- and ALMOST ALWAZE, ALREADY DONE BETTER. 

THE PERSONIFICATION of THIS ABANDONMENT of CREATIVITY by MODERN HOLLYWOOD COULD WELL BE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIP-WRECKED. BESIDES HAVING ONE of 2011's MOST OBNOXIOUSLY "CUTE" TITLES, CHIP-WRECKED IS the THIRD ENTRY in a "FRANCHISE" WHICH STANK from the BERRY FIRST FRAME. 

YET SOMEHOW, DESPITE AWFUL REVIEWS for ALL THREE ENTRIES, the CHIPMUNK MOVIES SEEM ALWAZE to MAKE MONEY. THE FIRST TWO, BETWEEN THEM, GROSSED a TRULY DIS-HEARTENING $804 MILLION WORLDWIDE (B.O. MoJo LINK). A "SIDE EFFECT" of the SUCCESS of THESE FILMS IS a SPATE of KNOCK-OFFS, RIP-OFFs and PALE IMITATIONS.

SADLY, NO MATTER WHAT WE SAID HERE, THIS ONE WAS ARGUABLY a HIT AS WELL. BUT MAYBE, IF WE NOMINATE THIS FILM for at LEAST ONE RAZZIE® (WORST REMAKE/RIP-OFF/SEQUEL SEEMS APPROPRIATE) the MAKERS of THIS KIDDIE-MIND-ROTTING DRIVEL WILL at LEAST THINK TWICE BEFORE MAKING THIS KINDA CRUD AGAIN. 

SO, RAZZIE® VOTERS, IT's UP to US -- SQUEAK NOW, OR FACE the ALMOST CERTAIN PROSPECT of ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS #4: A CHIP OFF the OLD BLECCH... 

TO JOIN the CAUSE of STOPPING THIS KIND of MOVIE-MAKING, HERE's the LINK for the MEMBER DISCUSSION of THIS MINDLESS MUNK-FEST...  


WHO WOULD WE HAVE to BRIBE in CONGRESS to GET THIS ISLAND "EARMARKED" for an ATOM BOMB TEST??



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