http://www.razzies.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; The Official RAZZIE® Forum : Official RAZZIE® Take on UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING : Ye Olde Head RAZZberry Goes UNDERWORLD... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:21:29 +0000 Tue, 17 Jan 2012 07:02:57 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 360 www.razzies.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=5705 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_images/RazzieLogo02.gif http://www.razzies.com/forum/ http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5705&PID=49347#49347 Author: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: 5705
Posted: January 17 2012 at 7:02am

GIVEN THAT NONE of the PREVIOUS EDITIONS in THIS FRANCHISE HAVE BEEN BEHEMOTH HITS (B.O. MoJo LINK) WE ARE UNCLEAR WHY THIS SERIES CONTINUES COUGHING UP SEQUELS YEAR AFTER YEAR. 

MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING to DO with the 'UNDEAD' NATURE of SOME of ITS CHARACTERS??  

A 2001 WORST SCREEN COUPLE NOMINEE for PEARL HARBOR (IMDb LINK), KATE BECKINSALE  KEEPS BOUNCING IN-and-OUT of THESE FILMS LIKE SOME KIND of DOTTY AUNT WHO SIMPLY SHOWS UP WHENEVER SHE FEELS LIKE IT, INVITED or NOT...   

THE PLOT LINES ARE CONFUSING and INCONSISTENT... 

AND the BASIC MATERIAL HARDLY JUSTIFIED a SECOND FILM, LET ALONE a FOURTH!   

SO, WHATEVER the REASON THEY KEEP MAKING THESE, WE THINK IT's TIME to SAY: ENOUGH ALREADY!  

TO JOIN the GROUSING CHORUS GRIPING ABOUT UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING and HOLLYWOOD's TENDENCY to SEQUEL-IZE US to DEATH, CLICK HERE...  

BECKINSALE: "I'm warning you -- One more step 

and I'll have no choice but to... scan your UPC Code!"  

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