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    Posted: July 16 2010 at 10:08am
EVERY ONCE in a WHILE, a RILLY LOUSY-LOOKING MOVIE ALL BUT ESCAPES OUR NOTICE. BUT THANKS to OUR VIGILANT FORUM MEMBERS, STANDING OVATION WON'T SUFFER THAT FATE... 

WRITTEN and HELMED by the RAZZIE® "WINNING" DIRECTOR of the AWFUL 1988 E.T. KNOCK OFF MAC & ME, (WHOSE D.G.A. CARD SHOULD'VE BEEN REVOKED for THAT FILM ALONE) OVATION LOOKS LIKE an ATTEMPT to REPLICATE (i.e. RIP OFF) the SUCCESS of BOTH HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL and GLEE, BUT with NO BUDGET, a NO-NAME CAST and a NO-TALENT DIRECTOR. 

OPENING in a MERE 600 THEATRES, OVATION IS LIKELY to REMAIN UNSEEN by EVEN OUR MEMBERS -- BUT, BOY IT SURE LOOX WORTH a LOOK-SEE BEFORE NOMINATING BALLOTS ARE FILLED OUT at YEAR's END! 

AS a FOOTNOTE: IF JAMES BROLIN for THIS (as EXECUTIVE PRODUCER of a WORST PICTURE NOMINEE) and JOSH BROLIN in JONAH HEX (as WORST ACTOR) WERE BOTH NOMINATED, THEY'D BE the FIRST EVER FATHER/SON RAZZIE® NOMINEES.. 




BROLIN & BABS @ PREMIERE of STANDING OVATION... 

BABS: "I used to be SO proud of you, Jimmy...now 
Suck in yer gut -- They're taking our picture!" 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2010 at 2:50pm
Most movies directed by Stewart Raffill are remakes and/or sequels.Was he the reason those categories were combined?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote DaveThePhotoGuy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 17 2010 at 2:48am
Looks like an Oscar contender to me!!!
I think they kinda sound like Depeche Mode
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I think it has more to do with the fact that both sequels and remakes are just excuses for studios to milk the success of a previous "original" movie for all it's worth, rather than bothering to make another "original" movie...  
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BurnHollywoodBurn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 17 2010 at 10:12am
As for this movie ... it all but screams "should have been released direct-to-DVD!"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 18 2010 at 12:18am
This is by the dude who thoroughly ripped off E.T. to create the longest, most awful infomercial in cinematic history, Mac and Me?  I can't believe Stewart Raffill has directed 13 movies since, although I can believe they were all mediocre or worse. . . .
 
Yeah, based on the reviews, this movie looks like it rips off Glee, but even more, it comes across as Jersey Shore trying to imitate Glee.  And, in case there's any confusion, no, this is not good. . . .
 
And James Brolin, father of one of this year's main Razzie contenders, Josh Brolin of Jonah Hex, is among the producers of this movie!
 
"Alanna Wannabe.  And I'm Gonnabe."?
 
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You're being too kind. . . . Wink
 
Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

As for this movie ... it all but screams "should have been released direct-to-DVD!"
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Originally posted by cvcjr13

You're being too kind. . . . Wink
 
Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

As for this movie ... it all but screams "should have been released direct-to-DVD!"
You're right; this a movie that should have been used to torture terrorist suspects with for information!
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