A Truly Slick, SICK Chick Flick!

JANUARY ISN'T WHEN HOLLYWOOD TENDS to RELEASE FILMS IT THINKS ARE AWARD CONTENDERS...UNLESS THEY THINK THEY'RE CONTENDERS for OUR AWARDS.

BRIDE WARS IS ARGUABLY a CLONE of 2008's BERRY FIRST RELEASE, 27 DRESSES...BUT WITH a BONE-HEADED LAVERNE & SHIRLEY PLOT TWIST: TWO LIFELONG FRIENDS INADVERTENTLY BOOK BOTH of THEIR WEDDINGS on the SAME DAY at the SAME HOTEL. AND, BEING "STUPID MOVIE CHARACTERS," THEY CANNOT WORK THINGS OUT WITHOUT RESORTING to CAT FIGHTS, BACK-BITING and PLAYING PUERILE PRANKS on ONE ANOTHER.

IT'S MOVIES LIKE THIS THAT MAKE the REST of the WORLD WONDER IF ALL AMERICANS ARE IDIOTS...

AND IF YOU'D LIKE to TOSS the IDIOTS WHO MADE BRIDE WARS a BOUQUET of YOUR INSULTS, FEEL FREE to DO SO BELOW... 

Guest #1: "Now I'm sorry I voted no on Proposition 8!"

Guest #2: "They're not lesbians...although, that might've made it more interesting to watch..."

I'm amazed that someone walked into the office of a studio head and pitched "Hey, what about a movie in which two best girlfriends have their weddings on the same day and instead of simply having a double wedding, they have to go into jealous rages about each other stealing the other's thunder" and the studio head replied "Genius! Here, have a couple million dollars to it happen!".

HeadRAZZ, you're going to be working hard this whole month figuring out which bad movie is indeed THE Worst of the Weak.  Usually it's obvious, but now you have to wade through all those trailers for what looks like all those dumb movies.  If I had a hat that fit my head, I'd take it off for you. . . .

As for this movie, the trailer just looked dumb, not to mentioned we're already drowning in mediocre wedding comedies with 27 Dresses, Made of Honor and What Happens in Vegas.

As for Anne Hathaway's career, remember, she also released the critically acclaimed art film, Rachel Getting Married that's still in a few theatres. . . somewhere. . . you'll have to look to find one, but it's been pulling in over $200,000 a week. . .

That makes two wedding films in a row for Hathaway.  I'm guessing that's one too many. . . .

She also starred in "Brokeback Moountain" and got her carreer stared by those "Princess Diaries" movies. I always liked Anne Hathaway, but this looks like a wrong step of direction for her.

This also reminds me of another event. Last year "Dreamgirls" was nominated for an Oscar and the given reason that Eddie Murphy lost was because of, uh, a little film called "Norbit"

Now, with the Golden Globe awards just days days. Anne Hathaway got a nomination and this movie comes out.

Time will tell if the public was right with this as they were with predicting the "Norbit" fiasco. I still liked Eddie Murphy in "Dreamgirls" though.

I guess Anne Hathaway learned nothing from Eddie Murphy's example. When you star in an Oscar-worthy preformance, if you want to win, you have to star in an equally worthy follow-up preformance before the voting is done. Murphy was nominated for "DreamGirls," but followed it up with "Norbit" -- and look where that got him. Hathaway is getting Oscar buzz for "Rachel Getting Married," but starring in "Bride Wars" might seriously hurt her chances of winning an Oscar.

I'd like Sally Hawkins to win the Oscar, too. But you never know with Meryl Streep as a major contender.

Anne Hathaway just ruined her chances with this piece of crap movie. 

 

Also this week, we have The Unborn to look at...a horror flick produced by Michael Bay and featuring an international poster that people like to stare at...but not for the movie. 

Originally posted by cvcjr13 HeadRAZZ, you're going to be working hard this whole month figuring out which bad movie is indeed THE Worst of the Weak.  Usually it's obvious, but now you have to wade through all those trailers for what looks like all those dumb movies.  If I had a hat that fit my head, I'd take it off for you. . . .

 

 

Here's this movie if it had LOGIC behind it...

FADE IN:

Hudson: So, my wedding will be on (insert random date here).

Hathaway: But my wedding is on that day, too.

(Pause).

Hathaway: Oh, I know, let's have a double wedding so we can celebrate this important life changing event together!

Hudson: Great idea! let's do that!

FADE TO BLACK.

Boom...the most high-profile short film ever made.