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    Posted: March 03 2009 at 12:46pm
Yes, hopefully they will indeed count us down to her legal age. So she can be too old for tweens to care, and instantaneously lose her sexual appeal like the Olsen twins did.
And to compare the Jonas Brothers to Hanson is just silly... I mean, they aren't blonde, their career should end in far less time than Hanson's did. Then we'll see them popping up on VH1 to make unfunny comments on things that happened before they were born, too.
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Ummm, you guys may not believe this, but there are already several Miley Cyrus countdowns to 18 on the web. Here is the first of several I found just by googling it :

http://www.jailbaitwait.com/countdowns/show/Miley_Cyrus

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Hooray for society. Deprived society: 1   Faith in humanity: 0

I'd like to thank society for proving once again that humanity may indeed be irredeemable.
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Originally posted by saturnwatcher

Ummm, you guys may not believe this, but there are already several Miley Cyrus countdowns to 18 on the web. Here is the first of several I found just by googling it :

http://www.jailbaitwait.com/countdowns/show/Miley_Cyrus

All doubt should now be erased that for all its magnificent advantages to civilization, the world wide web is still something of a cesspool.

I'm not surprised, they did the same with the Oslen Twins. But then again, isn't this the same girl who appeared in a magazine lying across her daddy's lap as if she were his lover? Weird, weird family. The funniest thing: she said at the Oscars Pre-Show that she's hoping the awards will be considering her next year for "Hannah Montana: The Movie". Dream on, Miley, dream on.
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Hey, she may not be able to get an Oscar for her "efforts", but we may be able to offer her a very different prize... One that might be more...Razzie-esque?
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Originally posted by Michaels

I'm not surprised, they did the same with the Oslen Twins. But then again, isn't this the same girl who appeared in a magazine lying across her daddy's lap as if she were his lover? Weird, weird family. The funniest thing: she said at the Oscars Pre-Show that she's hoping the awards will be considering her next year for "Hannah Montana: The Movie". Dream on, Miley, dream on.



"For Your Consideration: Miley Cyrus in Hannah Montana: The Movie". That sentence should never be uttered. How can this girly-girl sh*t truly be taken seriously by professional critics. Hell, Roger Ebert would be like, "I often give movies free passes, but this is where I draw the line". As HeadRAZZ said in the thread to High School Musical 3, I believe it went along the lines of: "Why pay for it when you can see it on TV for free?"
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Originally posted by RoadDogXVIII


"For Your Consideration: Miley Cyrus in Hannah Montana: The Movie". That sentence should never be uttered. How can this girly-girl sh*t truly be taken seriously by professional critics. Hell, Roger Ebert would be like, "I often give movies free passes, but this is where I draw the line". As HeadRAZZ said in the thread to High School Musical 3, I believe it went along the lines of: "Why pay for it when you can see it on TV for free?"


You need the Disney mentality for to answer that final question. Disney believes as such:

1: They have told kids what to like
2: Kids mindlessly took to what they were told to like
3: Milk it...milk it...milk it.

Once Disney has told the kids what they are supposed to like, they will do everything they can to suck every last available dollar out of the property. Why should kids settle for seeing it on their dinky TVs at home, when they can have their parents dish out good money to see it on the BIG screen?
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Originally posted by Michaels


I'm not surprised, they did the same with the Oslen Twins. But then again, isn't this the same girl who appeared in a magazine lying across her daddy's lap as if she were his lover? Weird, weird family. The funniest thing: she said at the Oscars Pre-Show that she's hoping the awards will be considering her next year for "Hannah Montana: The Movie". Dream on, Miley, dream on.



Weird? Doesn't that imply that it would be unexpected? Her dad was the guy credited with having the finest mullet of all time and also one of the most influential songs ever written to bring about the downfall of country music. I'm just surprised worse hasn't happened yet.
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And what a mullet it was. A mullet worthy of legend. Why, I do not know if there has ever been a mullet to be it's equal since. And Billy Ray helped to popularize Country music, I thought...
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I think The Jonas Brothers to me is just another pretty Boy Band who among The Three of them probably can't right there own Music.
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Yep, leave it to ol' Billy Ray to whore off his daugther and try to steal a little of her spotlight while he's at it. Now he's just known as Billy Ray Cyrus, father of Miley Cyrus. Isn't it the child who should be leeching off his/her parents, not the other way around?

 
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The child starts off life leaching off the parents, but eventually it is the parents who leach off the children. Although, generally that doesn't happen until late in the parent's life... Billy Ray should have many years of supporting his offspring...

I just can't wait until they are both unable to make a fast buck with their music, and have squandered the millions they have made, and have to resort to flipping burgers at a McDonalds to make rent. Same goes with the Jonas Brothers...
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Originally posted by CriticalFrank

And Billy Ray helped to popularize Country music, I thought...

He did popularize Country, but not the good kind. The good country was Johnny Cash and Jerry Lee Lewis in the 60s'. The kind of country that Billy Ray Cyrus peddled was the type that all country-haters stereotype as country; inane, thoughtless, mildly retarded, riped-off Elvis, and was enjoyed by obese people living in trailer-parks. He's the reason why I skip over country stations while looking for something on the radio. Also, "Achy, Breaky Heart" was declared the second worst song of all time by Blender magazine (#1 was "We Built This City" by Starship).
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Originally posted by Michaels

Yep, leave it to ol' Billy Ray to whore off his daugther and try to steal a little of her spotlight while he's at it. Now he's just known as Billy Ray Cyrus, father of Miley Cyrus. Isn't it the child who should be leeching off his/her parents, not the other way around?


 



Oh no, it's all the rage these days... Brittney Spears, Jessica Simpson, the Culkins... That's why the only reason to allow your kids to appear in the spotlight, to ruin their lives for your own gain.
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Seriously, what good are children, if you can't use them to make a quick buck? After you spend money raising them to the tender age of... well, whatever age they become viable moneymakers, you deserve to live high on the hog off of their efforts.
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Originally posted by CriticalFrank

Seriously, what good are children, if you can't use them to make a quick buck? After you spend money raising them to the tender age of... well, whatever age they become viable moneymakers, you deserve to live high on the hog off of their efforts.

News is that Miley Cyrus is now selling an autobiography book. The girl is 16, what amazing life lessons and stories is she going to write about?! What, it starts with her first tooth and ends with her sweet sixteen party?
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