Brothers, Where Art Thy Talent??

As much as I support the wholesale slaughter of a movie such as this... the horrible numbers that movie received at the box office would seem to indicate that there haven't been that many people who have actually seen the movie... (of course this is a huge exaggeration.)

As far as an autobiography goes, I'm already on volume 14 of my own autobiography. Here is a small excerpt:
"December 14th, 1999. Ah, college life is a wonderful thing. To think that just a few months ago, I had thought that school was a horrible thing akin to many other four letter words. Tomorrow, I will actually be doing my first paid acting job. Who would have thought that the kid with the paralyzing stage fright would have ever managed to get up on the stage as much as I have, let alone manage to get a small paid gig.

Today for breakfast, I had a waffle. Truly the waffle is a glorious invention. I have heard it said, that the exact shape of the waffle was actually written in some obscure religious texts of the ancient Mayans..."

Yes, My autobiography covers everything. Every meal I have ever had, every dream I have ever dreamed. Every thought, every emotion... I hope that in volume 15, I might finally get around to writing about my thoughts on the turn of the century. Oh the stories I can tell.

So you see, Miley Cyrus can easily write an autobiography. Heck, at the age of 16, she should be able to get through at least a dozen volumes. Although hers will probably include a whole lot of teen speak that will make most well read people cringe, but will probably appeal to the "Twilight" crowd...

I think I'm going to stop rambling now, except to note that in case it wasn't obvious, my own autobiography mentioned above is a complete fabrication. My life is entirely too dull to actually warrant an autobiography. :)

Another show that I'm forced to watch is Entertainment Tonight and The Insider, and they've run stories recently about "toddler beauty queens." I saw a 3-year-old in a bikini with makeup on and I just about threw up my own @ss.

I think Benjamin Franklin said it best: "If they're big enough to be seen, they're old enough to make green, yo. Bling, bling."

Originally posted by CriticalFrank Seriously, what good are children, if you can't use them to make a quick buck? After you spend money raising them to the tender age of... well, whatever age they become viable moneymakers, you deserve to live high on the hog off of their efforts.

Jefferson was a straight piyamp, son.

What the hell was the topic of this thread again?

Topic... I think I've heard that word before... can't remember where though... I figure it must have been unimportant.

A 13 year old girl that dislikes the Jonas brothers? I must report this to my Disney lords and masters. She must be subjected to further brainwashing...

That's worse than I thought! This may require the week long brainwashing...

 

a 13 year old with a unique point of view? No no no no no! We can not allow this travesty to continue. People should not be allowed to have their own thoughts until they reach at least 21, and alcohol can take free thought away from them... :)