Consider This a RAZZIE® Two-for-One Offer!

Probably the third of those. I don't hate Sandler, and I don't like him either. And I doubt a film of his would get away with no Razzies, no matter the box office. I'm just saying that you could argue that any Adam Sandler comedy in the past ten years sucks, and his audiences are stupid...  

Other guilty parties include: John McEnroe, Shaq, John deLancie, Drew Carey, Regis Philbin, Christie Brinkley, Jared from Subway, Billy Blanks, Bruce Jenner (Minus his step kids), Johnny Depp, Norm McDonald, Dennis Dugan (Double Duty since SOMEONE ELSE BACKED OUT)  and The "Sham Wow" Guy. 

Yes, I failed to include Rob Schneider...and I humbly apologize! 

I'm in recovery mode after seeing this. It's time to start to write the review!  

Originally posted by Odyssey And Nick Swardson is in this one too!?!?!?!

I saw two movies this weekend involving guys who wore dresses and lots of makeup. The difference?Leonardo DiCaprio was incredible as J Edgar Hoover; Adam Sandler was just offensive as Jill Whatthehellherlastnamewas. Leonardo was working with a good script. Sandler just did his usual shtick filled with fart jokes and ethnic stereotypes. And lots of farts. Plenty of "gags" misfire such as a talking bird, a kid's obsession with tape, online dating, Mexican food, and another kid's obsession with American Girl dolls. Why point out any others, they were all as dull as Steve Martin's last Pink Panther fiasco.

I sat in the theater with 7 people. 3 walked out after seeing the preview for THE LORAX. That left me with 3 other brave souls. Did any of us laugh during the movie? We sure did when Al Pacino came on. Al goofed on himself as King Lear, Michael Corleone, Scent of A Woman and Scarface. Al also sings. He's in on the joke, unlike Sandler. The second Al leaves a scene, the picture goes back to sucking dead elephant dicks. Al had us laughing so hard it got to a 9 on the Richter scale. 

The wrong person was cast in the lead. It would have been a riot with Al Pacino as Jack and Jill. Sandler just sputtered around like a V8 engine firing on 2 cylinders. BTW--David Spade looked a lot more believable made up as a woman that Sandler did. 

Head Razz, I think it could be considered a "remake" of Glen or Glenda since there is an extended sequence when Jack dresses up and flirts as Jill. It's a shame Johnny Depp didn't give Sandler tips on how to wear Angora sweaters...

Before this, my first preference for RAZZING was Atlas Shrugged. I still believe Atlas Shrugged needs to be nominated, but Jack and Jill is in a CRASS (with the emphasis on ASS) all by itself!

Vits, did you see the sequence where Jack dresses up as Jill? How about those melons? The only thing missing from that sequence is Bela Lugosi's "Pull The String" shtick!  

Gosh I think for worst couple it should be Jack and Jill. 

Katie Holmes should be nominated for Worst Supporting Actress.  

Worst Supporting Actor--look at all of the guilty parties. You could pick any 5 and fill the entire category!

It must be noted that if anyone could do a remake of  Glen or Glenda -- and actually end up with a worse movie -- that would be an accomplishment!