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    Posted: December 11 2011 at 5:35am
Originally posted by hatingvindiesel

THE LION KING
 
Produced, directed and written by M. Night Shyamalan
 
Ashton Kutcher as Adult Simba
Jackson Rathbone as Scar
Eddie Murphy as Mufasa
Nicola Peltz as Young Nala
Billy Ray Cyrus as Ed
Bradley Cooper as Timon
Mike Myers as Pumbaa
Pierce Brosnan as Rafiki
Joel David Moore as Zazu
Paris Hilton as Adult Nala
Christine Lakin as Shenzi
Carmen Electra as Sarafina - Nala's mother
Marlon Wayans as Banzai
Kerry Washington as Sarabi
Noah Ringer as Young Simba


Nice idea for a terrible remake. Wink
Pictures move, do they?
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THE LION KING
 
Produced, directed and written by M. Night Shyamalan
 
Ashton Kutcher as Adult Simba
Jackson Rathbone as Scar
Eddie Murphy as Mufasa
Nicola Peltz as Young Nala
Billy Ray Cyrus as Ed
Bradley Cooper as Timon
Mike Myers as Pumbaa
Pierce Brosnan as Rafiki
Joel David Moore as Zazu
Paris Hilton as Adult Nala
Christine Lakin as Shenzi
Carmen Electra as Sarafina - Nala's mother
Marlon Wayans as Banzai
Kerry Washington as Sarabi
Noah Ringer as Young Simba
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GRAN TORINO
 
Produced and directed by Michael Bay
Written by Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman
 
Sylvester Stallone as Walt Kowalski
Ashton Kutcher as Father Janovich
Jackson Rathbone as Thao
Jessica Alba as Sue
Billy Ray Cyrus as Mitch Kowalski
Sarah Jessica Parker as Karen Kowalski
Paris Hilton as Ashley Kowalki
Bradley Cooper as Steve Kowalski
Eddie Murphy as Barber Martin
Mike Myers as Tim Kennedy
Christine Lakin as Vu
Sharon Stone as Grandma
Joe Jonas as Youa
Kevin Jonas as Trey
 
 
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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
 
Produced, directed and written by M. Night Shyamalan
 
Jackson Rathbone as Lt. Aldo Raine
Zooey Deschanel as Shosanna Dreyfus
Mark Wahlberg as Cl. Hans Landa
John Leguizamo as Sgt. Donny Donowitz
M. Night Shyamalan as Lt. Archie Hicox
Mischa Barton as Bridget Von Hammersmark
Bruce Willis as Fredrick Zoller
Halley Joel Osment as Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz
Robert Pattinson as Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki
Taylor Lautner as Marcel
Xavier Samuel as Pfc. Smithson Utivich
Peter Facinelli as Pfc. Omar Ulmer
Josh Hartnett as Major Hellstrom
Danny Huston as Pierre LaPadite
Jack Black as Joseph Goebbles
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Originally posted by hatingvindiesel

2001: A SPACE ODISSEY
 
Produced, directed and written by M. Night Shyamalan
 
Robert Pattinson as Dr. Dave Bowman
Jack Black as Dr. Frank Poole
Jackson Rathbone as Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
Dev Patel as Dr. Andrei Smyslov
Kristen Stewart as Elena
Taylor Lautner as Dr. Ralph Halvorsen
Will Ferrell as Dr. Bill Michaels
Steve Martin as HAL 9000
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THE PLANET OF THE APES. Starring Taylor Lautner as the only human who can speak... and apparently can't ask for clothes.
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DOWNFALL
 
Directed by Andrew Bergman
 
Nathan Lane as Adolf Hitler
Bette Midler as  Traudl Junge
Stockard Channing as Magda Goebbels
Burt Reinolds as Joseph Goebbels
Demi Moore as Eva Braun
Armand Assante as Albert Speer
Ving Rhames as Ernst-Günter Schenk
Nicolas Cage as Werner Haase
James Caan as Hermann Fegelein
Matthew Broderick as Helmuth Weidling
 
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2001: A SPACE ODISSEY
 
Produced, directed and written by M. Night Shyamalan
 
Robert Pattinson as Dr. Dave Bowman
Jack Black as Dr. Frank Poole
Jackson Rathbone as Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
Dev Patel as Dr. Andrei Smyslov
Kristen Stewart as Elena
Taylor Lautner as Dr. Ralph Halvorsen
Will Ferrell as Dr. Bill Michaels
Steve Martin as HAL 9000
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Originally posted by hatingvindiesel

PAN'S LABYRINTH
 
Directed and written by Michael Patrick King
 
Miley Cyrus as Ofelia
Eddie Murphy as Vidal
Kristin Davies as Mercedes
Taylor Lautner as Fauno/Pale man
Sarah Jessica Parker as Carmen
Billy Ray Cyrus as Doctor
Well, that certainly does instantly ruin one the better fantasy movies ever made!
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PAN'S LABYRINTH
 
Directed and written by Michael Patrick King
 
Miley Cyrus as Ofelia
Eddie Murphy as Vidal
Kristin Davies as Mercedes
Taylor Lautner as Fauno/Pale man
Sarah Jessica Parker as Carmen
Billy Ray Cyrus as Doctor
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Originally posted by Vits

No,no.I meant most fake remakes created on this forum are mady by the same people.


Probably the same people with the patience to scroll all the way down in the forums to get to this section...TongueTongueTongue
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At Long Last Love

Produced by Joe Eszterhas
Directed by Martin Brest

Pierce Brosnan as Michael Oliver Pritchard III
Merytl Streep as Brooke Carter
Paris Hilton as Kitty O'Kelly
Stlvester Stallone as Johnny Spanish
Linda Blair as Elizabeth
Burt Reynolds as Rodney James 
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Originally posted by Vits

No,no.I meant most fake remakes created on this forum are mady by the same people.
Or there's the OTHER fake remakes, via The Asylum!
"People say 'It's all about the story’. When you're making tentpole films, bull$hit." -Andy Hendrickson (Disney Animation Studios' Chief Technical Officer)
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No,no.I meant most fake remakes created on this forum are mady by the same people.
http://vits-ingthemovies.blogspot.com
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Originally posted by whatsthepoint


The Transformer writers also wrote Star Trek, does that make them bad screenwriters?
No, it just proves how bad Michael Bay is as a storyteller. I bet he edited the hell out of the script because it was "too smart" for him at the time.
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I think he reffered to Ehren Krueger, not Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman.
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