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    Posted: September 23 2011 at 12:36pm
Originally posted by Vits

Now that you mention it...a lot of the remakes here lately have been either direced by Michael Bay or Uwe Boll,and written by the TRANSFORMERS writers.Come on.This is Hollywood.There are more contenders for the worst remakes.


The Transformer writers also wrote Star Trek, does that make them bad screenwriters?
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A remake of "The Three Musketeers," 

Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Orlando Bloom and Milla Jovovich. 
 
 
Oh wait, never mind -- that remake has already happened!
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Since LANA sings bad in the movie,as an irony,she should sing well in the Risible Razzie Remake.And what's wrong with Paramore?
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SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
 
Directed and written by Michael Patrick King
 
Robert Pattinson as Don Lockwood
Jackson Rathbone as Cosmo Brown
Miley Cyrus as Kathy Selden
Megan Fox as Lina Lamont
George Lopez as R.F. Simpson
Gerard Butler as Roscoe Dexter
Kristen Stewart as Zelda Zanders
 
Songs by Paramore and Miley Cyrus
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Not really. Sandler has always had an "entourage"*: Covert (who also sometimes produces and writes) Peter Dante and Jonathan Loughran. They've always had roles in his movies, even before Schneider did. The main proof of this is when all 4 appeared on THE KING OF QUEENS to promote CHUCK & LARRY. 

*There are 3 of them.
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orly1971, Rob Schneider should by Mr. Yunioshu; it would be twice as offensive as Sandler.
 
Also, what happened to Schneider? Is Allen Covert the new Schneider? He was in Just Go With It and he's going to be in Jack And Jill.
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Breakfast at Tiffany's directed by Dennis Dugan.
Jessica Alba as Holly Golighty
Paul Rudd as Paul Varjak
Richard Chamberlain as Doc Golighty
Adam Sandler as Mr. Yunioshi(the Mickey Rooney character.)
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Now that you mention it...a lot of the remakes here lately have been either direced by Michael Bay or Uwe Boll,and written by the TRANSFORMERS writers.Come on.This is Hollywood.There are more contenders for the worst remakes.
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NORTH BY NORTHWEST
 
Directed by Joel Schumacher, written by Greg Berlanti
 
Shia LaButthole as Roger O'Thornhill
Megan Fox as Eve Kendall
Robert De Niro as Lester Townsend
Josh Duhamel as Phillip Vandamm
 
That's all I can think of. Please let me know if you have any new suggestions or changes to my remake!
 
UPDATE: I've changed Michael Bay to history's greatest monster and Ehren Krueger to that f*cker Greg Berlanti!
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SOME LIKE IT HOT
 
Directed and written by Friedberg and Seltzer
 
Ali Larter as Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Ashton Kutcher as Joe
Jorma Taccone as Jerry
John Travolta as Spats Colombo
Pierce Brosnan as Det. Mulligan
Steve Martin as Osgood Fielding III
Marlon Wayans as Little Bonaparte
 
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Hatingvindiesel: It's been a while since I've seen The Green Mile, but does "Wild Bill" Wharton die? Since he's played by Ass-face, I'd watch the hell out of that movie. Also, the Twilight director is David Slade, not David Slide.
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THE GODFATHER 

Written & directed by Jennifer Chambers Lynch 

Cast: 
-Bill Pullman as DON VITO CORLEONE 
-Julian Sands as MICHAEL CORLEONE 
-Bill Paxton as SONNY CORLEONE 
-Kurtwood Smith as TOM HAGEN 
-Julia Ormond as KAY ADAMS 
-Pell James as CONNIE CORLEONE 
-Sherilyn Fenn as APOLLONIA 
-Art Garfunkel as VIRGIL "THE TURK" SOLLOZO 
-French Stewart as PETER CLEMENZA 
-Kent Harper as SALVATORE TESSIO 

This version is the same, except it is told in flashback as the family is arrested and interrogated.Also, when the movie producer wakes up,he doesn't find a horse's head, he notices he has no arms nor legs.
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THE GREEN MILE 
 
Directed by David (TWILIGHT) Slide 
Written by Melissa Rossenberg 
 
Starring Gerard Butler as Paul Edgecomb  
Cuba Gooding Jr. as John Coffey 
Rob Schneider as Brutus 'Brutal' Howell 
Kristin Davies as Jan Edgecomb 
John Travolta as Warden Hal Moores
George Lopez as Eduard Delacroix
Billy Ray Cyrus as Arlen Bitterbuck
Ben Affleck as Percy Wetmore
Ashton Kutcher as 'Wild Bill' Wharton
Jackson Rathbone as Dean Stanton
Martin Short as Harry Terwilliger
Cameron Diaz as Melinda Moores
Al Pacino as Toot-Toot
Sean Connery as Old Paul Edgecomb
Barbra Streisand as Elaine Connelly
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Remember in the Razzie discussion of Smurfs, I talked about how filmmakers may have to do a live-action/CGI adaptation of Wacky Races in a parody of The Fast and the Furious?

Link right here:
http://www.razzies.com/forum/members-discussion-of-smurfs-3d_topic5222_post44623.html?KW=wacky+races#44623

Well, I got one right here:

Jason Statham as Dastardly
Charlie Day as Muttley
The Jonas Brothers as the Slag Brothers
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as Gruesome Twosome
Sarah Jessica Parker as Penelope Pitstop
Vin Diesel as Red Max
Ozzy Osbourne as Pat Pending
Kevin James as the Narrator

Written by J. David Stern, David N. Weiss, and Ehren Kruger
Directed by Kenny Ortega
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CAPE FEAR

Written and directed by Tom Six.

Cast:
-Danny Trejo as MAX CADY the psycho.
-Brian Hooks as SAM BOWDEN the everyday husband.
-Christina Aguilera as LEIGH BOWDEN the wife*.
-Cher as DANIELLE BOWDEN the horny daughter*.

In this version,MAX kidnaps the family at the beginning,and every 20 minutes he bites their cheeks off one by one.Also,SAM gets a hissy fit every 5 minutes,and says the "N" word every 5 seconds.

*No,this is right.
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Goodbye Mr. Chips  

The Nightmarish Version, 
Written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Ehren Kruger, Uwe Boll, 
Roland Emmerich, and Sylvester Stallone. 

Produced & Directed by Michael Bay & Sylvester Stallone 

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Chips 
Rebbeca Black as Katherine 
Tommy Wiseau as Wetherby 
Hayden Christensen as Max Staeffel 
Pictures move, do they?
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