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    Posted: August 09 2005 at 10:59pm

Riffing on something BooBerry said in our Talk Amongst Yourselves Forum ("Is Hollywood so strapped for ideas that next they'll remake RHINESTONE with Vin Diesel and Jessica Simpson?") Here's a FUN IDEA: Come up with THE LAME-EST CASTING for a REMAKE or SEQUEL YOU CAN THINK OF!

To get you started, here's one of my own from OFFICIAL RAZZIE®  MOVIE GUIDE:

Ah-nuld Schwarzeneggar as Professor Higgins and Madonna as Eliza Doolittle in MEIN FAIR LADY ...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Movie-Fan! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2005 at 6:20am
How about Jessica Simpson and Johnny Knoxville in a remake of SOPHIE'S CHOICE??? (If Jessica wore her short-shorts for this one, maybe it could be SAPHO'S CHOICE?!?!?!)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 17 2005 at 3:45pm

How about Keanu Reeves as GANDHI:

"I'm not eating anything... dude."

"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 08 2005 at 3:09am

An idea for a really badly cast remake?? Let's take a bunch of has- beens, and never-were actors, and one rap star (obligatory theses days)...for example, how about Dennis Quaid, Giovanni Ribisi, Miranda Otto and Sticky Fingaz. Then we could remake a really classic old picture like, say, FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX. What a hoot that would be!

Oh......

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Steven Seagal and Elizabeth Berkley (With Spencer Breslin as their son) in KRAMER vs. KRAMER...

 

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Ben Affleck and Tara Reid in CASABLANCA.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Sanndman228715 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2005 at 8:49am

PULP FICTION with:

Ashton Kutcher as Vincent

Ice Cube as Jules

Paris Hilton as Mia

Tony Cox ( Who is a good midget actor) as Marcellus Wallace (This could be the film's saving grace)

Brad Pitt as Pumpkin ( Remember his accent in TROY?)

Vin Diesel as Butch

Keanu Reeves as Lance the drug dealer

Jennifer Lopez as Yolanda (Honeybunny)

Dennis Rodman as Captain koons

Barbra Streisand as Lance's wife

 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2005 at 2:21pm

SUNSET BLVD -- The already bastardized Andrew Lloyd Weber version -- finally filmed with Kelly Clarkson as Betty Schafer (The Young Screenwriter)  Justin Guarini as Joe Gillis (The William Holden role) Vin Diesel as Max (The bald butler) and Madonna as Norma Desmond ...Maybe they could subtitle it FROM NORMA 2 JOE...

"I'M READY FOR MY BARF BAG, MISTER deMILLE!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote BooBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2005 at 6:05pm

Got three REALLY bad films from 1987, two Worst Picture nominees, and one "winner":

LEONARD PART 6

Starring:

Eddie Murphy as Leonard Parker

Whoopi Goldberg as Medusa Johnson

And Directed by Michael Bay

 

ISHTAR

Starring:

Ben Affleck as Lyle Rogers

Ashton Kutcher as Chuck Clarke

And Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

 

TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE

Starring:

Keanu Reeves as Tim Madden

Winona Ryder as Patty Lareine

Penelope Cruz as Madeleine Regency

and Directed by Adrian Lyne

(P.S. ALL of whom are past time RAZZIE® nominees and/or "winners", if I'm not mistaken. And I rarely am. )

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Post Options Post Options   Quote BooBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2005 at 6:30pm

By the way, getting back to what I mentioned earlier, (Vin Diesel in a remake of RHINESTONE), can you imagine how bad or even worse it would be if that modern-day Olivier, Vin Diesel remade most or all of Sly's films?  

It boggles the mind doesn't it? Just think about it...

Vin Diesel in RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II and RAMBO III

Vin Diesel in COBRA (w/Paris Hilton as Ingrid)

Vin Diesel in OVER THE TOP (w/ Spencer Breslin as his son Michael)

Vin Diesel in TANGO & CASH (w/Ben Affleck as Gabe Cash)

Vin Diesel in OSCAR

Vin Diesel in STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT (w/Judi Dench as his Mom)

Vin Diesel in CLIFFHANGER

Vin Diesel in DEMOLITION MAN (w/ Cuba Gooding, Jr. as Simon Pheonix)

Vin Diesel in THE SPECIALIST (w/Tara Reid as May Munro)

Vin Diesel in JUDGE DREDD (Just imagine his delivery of "I AM THE LAW!")

Vin Diesel in ASSASSINS

Vin Diesel in ANOTHER remake of GET CARTER (w/ Sly himself in a cameo, where Michael Caine's cameo was in Stallone's version)

Okay, I'll stop now. I know I'm starting to frighten some of you.  

 

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CITIZEN KANE, starring Keanu Reeves:
"Rosebud... woah..."

THE GODFATHER, starring Cedric the Entertainer
"I'll make dat Honkey, an offer he can't refuse. Like my foot up his ass!"

I love the idea of SOPHIES'S CHOICE with Jessica Simpson:
"Like, oh my god, I have to choose which of my kids dies. This is gay. Uh...
my daughter?"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2005 at 1:51pm
I still like my idea of re-making VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA with Jason Alexander as Admiral Nelson and Dan Ackroyd as Captain Crane...

GIVE KIRK CAMERON THE RAZZING HE DESERVES!!!!!!
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...or a remake of SINCERELY YOURS with Brent Spiner in the Liberace role!
GIVE KIRK CAMERON THE RAZZING HE DESERVES!!!!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 16 2005 at 12:48am

I'm thinking a remake of DR. ZHIVAGO, starring Kevin Costner as the good doctor. Not only could he strip the role of any critical emotion, but characteristic of his roles, he is too old for the part. As for the role of Lara, who else but Paris Hilton?

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Ah-nuld (in the Gene Kelly role) in SINGIN' IN THE RAIN...

Worst Soundtrack EVER!!
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THE SOUND OF MUSIC... with Britney Spears and Kevin... guy

2nd Worst Soundtrack EVER!!!
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