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    Posted: October 04 2005 at 3:26am
...and why not Beyonce Knowles as Prissy...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoBloMovieGoer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 3:34am
...this just keeps getting better and better: How about Paris Hilton as Melanie Hamilton-Wilkes...and Ashlee Simpson as Scarlett's sister, Sue Ellen O'Hara...
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How about new a version of BRINGING UP BABY with Adam Sandler as the archeologist, Jessica Simpson as the ditzy heiress (she's a natural,) Tara Reid as his smart fiance (hey, she did it in ALONE IN THE DARK) and Triumph the Insult Dog as Baby, the leopard. Then we throw in Jean-Claude Van Damme as the lawyer, Betty White as the aunt (cussing like she did in LAKE PLACID) and Sylvester Stallone as the big game hunter.

Sounds like a winner!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoBloMovieGoer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2005 at 8:07am
Hey, if they'd let Adam Sandler RUIN the Frank Capra classic MR. DEEDS GOES TO TOWN, why not give him a shot at trashing BRINGING UP BABY? At least in 2005, the only thing Sandler remade and "ruined" was a mediocre Burt Reynolds football movie, LONGEST YARD. I'd like to post another Horribly Cast Remake joke, but just hinking about Sandler, I gotta go PUKE ...RIGHT NOW!
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Since re-making mediocre old TV shows into even worse movies is such a trend right now, how about: THE LOVE BOAT, with Burt Reynolds as Captain Stubing, Adam Sandler as Dr. Bricker, Jessica Simpson as Cruise Director Julie McCoy, and a Boat-Load of MODERN Has-Beens (Sly Stallone, Faye Dunaway, Ben Affleck, Ben Kingsley, Kim Basinger, Ryan O'Neal, etc.) as the passengers. And maybe they could re-do the theme song as a RAP TUNE...

Oh, oh -- Why do I have the creepy feeling I may have just given some idiot in Hollywood a pitchable concept??

Nobody LUVS movies more than ME!
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THE LONG, LONG TRAILER starring Sylvester Stallone and either Ashlee Simpson or J-Lo...

(The coin wound up on-end on the flip...and this one I might need some help on deciding which one to cast...)
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:31am
Perhaps this one should be run off the road...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:37am
(I decided to revive this from another forum...with one little re-write...)

The next thing you know there'll be another CANNONBALL RUN movie with Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, AH-NULD, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, Vin Diesel, Ashton Kutcher, Bill Cosby, Jenny McCarthy, William Shatner, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Seagal all under the careful direction of Uwe Boll...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 1:22pm
THE ADVENTURES OF MA & PA KETTLE starring Roseanne Barr and Ben Stein...with Ashlee and Jessica Simpson as two of the Kettle kids...and Ashton Kutcher as their oldest son...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 15 2005 at 2:06pm
ANN COULTER in a remake of

THE WASP WOMAN

With George Clooney in the Anthony Eisley role where he tosses her off
the balcony!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 16 2005 at 4:22am
NAKED KISS, 2005 Version

STARRING Jenny McCarthy as Kelly, Steve Martin as Griff and Crispin Glover as Grant...

with Paris Hilton as Candy,  Nicole Ritchie as Mac and Barbara Bain as Miss Josephine
2013's WORST PIC-After Earth ACTOR-Jaden Smith & Johnny Depp ACTRESS-Lindsay Lohan! SUP ACTRESS--Kim Kardashian! SUP ACTOR-Chris Brown DIRECTOR--Good "Night"! SCREAMPLAY--The Lone Ranger.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 16 2005 at 4:25am
Indecent Proposal 2005 with

Queen Latifah, Adam Sandler (OR Rob Schnieder OR David Spade) and
Woody Allen...

Just think of the scene where Woody offers Adam/Rob/David 1 million to
sleep with the Queen...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 16 2005 at 6:50am
Originally posted by JoeBacon

Indecent Proposal 2005 with

Queen Latifah, Adam Sandler (OR Rob Schnieder OR David Spade) and
Woody Allen...

Just think of the scene where Woody offers Adam/Rob/David 1 million to
sleep with the Queen...


It would be even worse with Rosie O'Donnell...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 16 2005 at 7:06am
BLONDIE

Starring:
Bruce Willis as Dagwood Bumstead
Whoopi Goldberg as Blondie*
Jake Lloyd as Baby Dumpling
Gilbert Gottfried as Mr. Dithers

* I was toying with the idea of Elizabeth Berkley as Blondie...but thought better of it...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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LAST TANGO IN PARIS 2005

with

Pat Boone and Patricia Heaton.

Just think of Pat Boone reprising that famous picture Larry Flynt found of
him playing a kinky version of Jack In The Box with the Big Born Again
Conservative Xtian herself...

The scene where Patricia goes "a-rears" with Pat would even gross John
Waters out...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 17 2005 at 1:26pm
The Adventures Of Robin Hood

STARRING:
AH-nuld as Robin Hood
Natalie Portman as Maid Marion (she could double as a tree)
Burt Reynolds as the Sherriff of Nottingham
Jackie Chan as Little John
Don Knotts as King Richard
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