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    Posted: October 18 2005 at 8:47am
Razzilla: Natalie Portman is a great actress. You shouldn't judge her by the wooden performance she gave in STAR WARS 1-3. In fact, NO actor should ever be judge by a performance under the "direction" of an Over-the-hill George Lucas. Except for Hayden Christensen... I just hate him so much!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 19 2005 at 6:56am
This idea might just be a crime against humanity:

(Insert Elvis movie here): STARRING Eilert Pilarm

(For those of you who don't know who this guy is...he's a Swedish Elvis impersonator... Here's a link to one of his better songs http://www.daveamason.com/april/mp3/Blue%20Hawaii.mp3 - and that's not saying much...)

DEFINITELY the front runner for the worst soundtrack award if it's ever given out again...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2005 at 11:21am
Eilert Pilam????

Well, that can't be any worse than Klinton Spilsbury...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2005 at 2:05pm
BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS 2005

With

Jan Crouch, Marilyn Hickey and Phyllis Schlafly as the Carrie Nations

and Paul Crouch as Z-Man
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2005 at 9:07pm
Razilla:

Take a look at

http://www.unclekrinkly.com/incorrect/default.htm

and click on any song by Y. Bhekhirst

Makes Eilert sound like Pavarotti!

P.S. Unk has some very rare Leonard Nimoy gems on that page, too!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 26 2005 at 8:45am
Ashlee and Jessica Simpson in DEBBIE DOES DALLAS...

I know this is a horrible thing to do to a porno...but it must be done...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Film Freak!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 14 2005 at 6:30am

Here's a Really Razzie-worthy idea: How about a remake of CASABLANCA starring Pamela Anderson as the character played by Humphrey Bogart??

Oh, wait -- They've already DONE that...it was called BARB WIRE.

Oh, well...

Nobody LUVS movies more than ME!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 14 2005 at 9:10am
DEEP THROAT 2005

Starring Jeff Gannon...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2005 at 1:55am
How about finally casting a World-Class Classy Actress in one of those Perpetual Female-Super-Hero/Comic Book Remakes: Dame Judi Dench...as WONDER WOMAN!
Ye Olde Head RAZZberry
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2005 at 3:25pm
Razz: Here's a promotional clip from the WONDER WOMAN TV series
originally proposed by William Dozier... www.tvobscurities.com/pages/wonder.php
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Post Options Post Options   Quote orliegirl88 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 5:43am

I have two of the best ideas:

TITANIC: Directed by Michael Bay (with the boat exploding in the end) and starring: Chad Michael Murray as Jack (so he can "act" like a badass) and Tara Reid as Rose.

My second idea is:

THE WIZARD OF OZ:  Starring Ashlee Simpson as Dorothy, Kevin Costner as the Scarecrow, Keanu Reeves as the Tinman and Vin Diesel as the Cowardly Lion.

"Like a little girl who cries in the face of a monster that lives in her dreams, is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe!" -Maroon 5
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Post Options Post Options   Quote karragmile Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 7:15am
Stephen and Elizabeth...?  Stop it. You're scaring me.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote karragmile Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 9:38am
 Just looking at the past "winners", & had a disturbing thought. In 30 years, somebody will remake SHOWGIRLS or GIGLI, & it will be worse....
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Post Options Post Options   Quote greeny Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 1:25pm
Here we go..this is a good one.  Remake Of Mice and Men, with Danny Devito as George and Vin Diesel as Lennie. Maybe throw in Johnny Knoxville as Curley.  And hmmm.... how about Jessica Alba as Curley's wife... (her name escapes me...)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote greeny Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 1:27pm

Or how about remake The Terminator, with Rob Schneider taking over Arnold's role.  With Carrot-top as Kyle Reese.  And Kelly Osborne as Sarah Connor.  Dear God... I need a drink...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Rutger Hammer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 1:29pm
Ooh, how about David Arquette taking over Clint Eastwood role in The Outlaw Josey Wales?
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