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    Posted: December 06 2005 at 9:50am

Here's a brainy Hollywood idea. How about casting The Rock in a remake of "Tootsie"?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Python Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 8:04am

Here's another great remake no-brainer. How about a remake of Single White Female starring Hilary Duff and Avril Lavigne? I bet you all are just aching to buy tickets for that.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nasty Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2005 at 5:34am
How about a quickie Razzie remake of KING KONG, re-casting Naomi Watts with Jessica Simpson, Jack Black with Rob Schneider and Adrian Brody with Johnny Knoxville. It might actually be even worse than the 1976 Dino version!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote luvtherazzies Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2005 at 12:46pm
How about remaking Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff, and Paris Hilton all playing Clementine. Each one in a different memory. It will be called Endless Bimbos with a Brainless Mind. Christian Slater can be the Jim Carrey character.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote chicken_hawk Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2005 at 4:43pm

How about Vin Diesel as Superman, Paris Hilton as Lois Lane.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote chicken_hawk Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2005 at 6:23pm
How about Steve Martin in The Pink Panther..Oh Wait...It’s too late!!
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"Aliens" starring Carmen Electra as Ripley

 

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Christopher Atkins as He-man, and Richard Gere as Skeletor in the Masters of the Universe re-make

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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Movie-Fan! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2005 at 7:56am
Yet another remake of "Pride & Prejudice," this one starring Jessica Simpson, Johnny Knoxville, Sean William Scott and Burt Reynolds...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2005 at 4:32am

Maybe this isn't horrible casting...it might be too good:

The Wizard of Oz: Starring

Anne Coulter as Dorothy: a little girl who just wants to go home, and everyone wishes she would

George W. Bush: the scarecrow in search of a brain

Dick Chenney: The tinman in search of a heart

Colin Powell: The lion in search of courage (the courage he lost in 2001 when he just didn't tell the others where to go)

George H.W. Bush: The wizard, a charlatan

Sadam Hussein: as the wicked witch of the west (east?)

Al Franken: Glenda the good witch

Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken
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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2005 at 7:01am
Here's a LINK to check out a similar idea to the one posted by "Saturnwatcher" above, very amusingly executed. It's entitled THE WIZARD OF OIL...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote colbyjack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 31 2005 at 6:02am
Susan Sarandon in Sextette
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Don Petrescu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 02 2006 at 3:30am

I would love a remake of "Se7en" starring
Jason Pristley as det. David Mills,
Martin Lawrence (in make-up) as det. lt. William Somerset,
Ashlee Simpson as Tracy Mills
and finally as John Doe: Steve Martin... 
Directed by Renny Harlin!

Or...

How about "Silence of the lambs" starring
Tara Reid as Clarice Sterling
Burt Reynolds as Hannibal Lecter
Steven Seagal as Jack Crowford
Directed by Nick Rotundo - check him out... He sucks!!!!  

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Simple!  Paris Hilton has the appearance and all the expressions necessary to play Lady Penelope in Thunderbirds - the version with puppets!
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Attention All Personnel, incoming remake!

 

MASH, starring....

Keanu Reeves as Dr. Hawkeye Pierce

Johnny Knoxville as Trapper John

Shaq as Spearchucker Jones

Rob Schneider as Frank Burns

Jessica Simpson as Hot Lips

Gilbert Gottfried as Henry Blake

Verne Troyer as Radar

 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Starman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 03 2006 at 6:05pm
Originally posted by Python

Here's a brainy Hollywood idea. How about casting The Rock in a remake of "Tootsie"?

Sadly, I would actually pay money to see that.  The pictures of him in drag I saw from his Saturday Night Live appearance were quite amusing.

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