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    Posted: July 19 2011 at 4:12pm
The Wizard Of Oz
Directed by Uwe Boll and M Night Shyamalan
Produced by Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis
Written by George Lucas...Sylvester and Frank Stallone
Music by Frank Stallone

Rebecca Black as Dorothy Gale
Arnold Schwartzenegger as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard
Sylvester Stallone as Hunk / The Scarecrow
Bruce Willis as Zeke / The Cowardly Lion
Hayden Christensen as Hickory / The Tin Man
Roseanne Barr as Glinda
Tom Cruise (in drag) as Miss Gulch / The Wicked Witch of the West
Gilbert Gottfried as Uncle Henry
Jackie Chan as Nikko
Madonna as Auntie Em 
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
 
Produced and directed by Michael Bay
Written by Ehren Kruger
 
Shia LaBeouf as Joel Barish
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Clementine Kruczinsky
Tyrese Gibson as Patrick
Josh Duhamel as Stan
Megan Fox as Mary
Jared Padalecky as Dr. Mierzwiak
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I think someone did this, but the hell, I might as well do it...

Singin' in the Rain

Written and Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Produced by Sylvester Stallone, Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich, and Uwe Boll
Co-written by Ehren Kruger, Sylvester Stallone, Frank Stallone, and Roland Emmerich
Music and Lyrics by Frank Stallone

Starring:
Sylvester Stallone as Don Lockwood
Kevin James as Cosmo Brown
Rebecca Black as Kathy Selden
Jenna Rose as Lina Lamont
Shia LaBeouf as R.F. Simpson

Cameos:
Ken Jeong
Tom Cruise
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L.A. CONFIDENTIAL
 
Directed by Seth Gordon
 
Jason Sudeikis as Jack Vincennes
Vince Vaughn as Wendell 'Bud' White
Jon Favreau as Edmund J. Exley
Jon Voight as Dudley Smith
Reese Whitherspoon as Lynn Bracken
Jared Padalecky as Sid Hudgens
Jon Bon Jovi as Pierce Morehouse Patchett
 
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Originally posted by Grounder the Critic


Rebecca Black as Kathy Selden


I actually think that Rebecca Black has some talent. Not in the music department, but she seems to have a great sense of humor and comedic timing (as seen in the sketches she did for Funny or Die) link. She also doesn't seem have any problem with mocking herself and her "fame". This makes it really hard for me to just blindly hate her for that Friday-video she did...

Originally posted by hatingvindiesel

Directed by Seth Gordon


I just saw The King of Kong and I really liked it....

If I were to give it a Vits-like rating, I would give it a 8,5/10...
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I actually don't use .5 numbers,but thanks.And yeah,I don't hate Rebecca Black either.FRIDAY is a bad song,but I've heard worse.And even if it was the worst of all time,no reason to say she's the worst singer,or to bash her.Has anyone heard MY MOMENT.It's not really bad,it's cheesy and suited for a narrative reality show theme song.
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Well, Vits, if you want to sheer true pain, listen to Jenna Rose's My Jeans. It's a very abysmal song!
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That one has a good beat,but the lyrics take the word "sh*t" to another level.

It's hard to trust on people when they say what's the worst song.A lot of people have said it's WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?.
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Rehab: The Amy Winehouse Story
Directed by: Kenny Ortega
Written by: Ehren Kruger

Cast:
Lindsay Lohan* = Amy Winehouse
Alex Pettyfer = Blake Fielder-Civil
Kevin Costner* = Mitchell Winehouse (Amy's dad)
Madonna* = Amy's mom

*With an English accent...


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Dude!Too soon!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 30 2011 at 5:50am
The Jazz Singer  
Produced by Michael Bay
Directed by George Lucas  
Music by Neil Diamond and Frank Stallone  

Sylvester Stallone as Jess Robin  
Arnold Schwartzenegger as Cantor Rabinovitch  
Elizabeth Berkley as Molly Bell  
Roseanne Barr as Rivka Rabinovitch  
Michael Winslow as Bubba 
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I know I did one with this movie before...and I decided to make this one slightly worse than the one I previously entered...

The Ladykillers
Produced by John Derek
Directed by Uwe Boll

Vin Diesel as Professor Marcus
John Travolta as Claude/Major Courtney
Gilbert Gottfried as Louis/Mr. Harvey
Jackie Chan as Harry/Mr. Robinson
Verne Troyer as One-Round/Mr. Lawson
Tom Cruise as The Superintendent
Bo Derek as The Old Lady
OJ Simpson as The Sergeant
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Tommy 
A musical nightmare, produced and directed by Uwe Boll 
with Music by The Who 

Hayden Christensen as Frank Hobbs 
Wing Han Tsang as Nora Walker 
William Hung as Tommy Walker 
Sylvester Stallone as Local Lad 
Tom Cruise as The Preacher 
Burt Kwouk as John Entwistle 
Weird Al Yankovic as Uncle Ernie 
Cledus T. Judd as Cousin Kevin 
Donald Trump as The Specialist 
The Rock as Captain Walker 
Arnold Schwartenegger as Pete Townshend 
Paris Hilton as The Acid Queen 
Tom Arnold as The Priest 
Roseanne Barr as Sally Simpson
John Goodman as Reverend Simpson
Kathy Griffin as Mrs. Simpson
Rebecca Black as Rock Musician
Eddie Deezen as President Black Angels
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Goodbye Mr. Chips  

The Nightmarish Version, 
Written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Ehren Kruger, Uwe Boll, 
Roland Emmerich, and Sylvester Stallone. 

Produced & Directed by Michael Bay & Sylvester Stallone 

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Chips 
Rebbeca Black as Katherine 
Tommy Wiseau as Wetherby 
Hayden Christensen as Max Staeffel 
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CAPE FEAR

Written and directed by Tom Six.

Cast:
-Danny Trejo as MAX CADY the psycho.
-Brian Hooks as SAM BOWDEN the everyday husband.
-Christina Aguilera as LEIGH BOWDEN the wife*.
-Cher as DANIELLE BOWDEN the horny daughter*.

In this version,MAX kidnaps the family at the beginning,and every 20 minutes he bites their cheeks off one by one.Also,SAM gets a hissy fit every 5 minutes,and says the "N" word every 5 seconds.

*No,this is right.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Grounder the Critic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 10 2011 at 6:08pm
Remember in the Razzie discussion of Smurfs, I talked about how filmmakers may have to do a live-action/CGI adaptation of Wacky Races in a parody of The Fast and the Furious?

Link right here:
http://www.razzies.com/forum/members-discussion-of-smurfs-3d_topic5222_post44623.html?KW=wacky+races#44623

Well, I got one right here:

Jason Statham as Dastardly
Charlie Day as Muttley
The Jonas Brothers as the Slag Brothers
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as Gruesome Twosome
Sarah Jessica Parker as Penelope Pitstop
Vin Diesel as Red Max
Ozzy Osbourne as Pat Pending
Kevin James as the Narrator

Written by J. David Stern, David N. Weiss, and Ehren Kruger
Directed by Kenny Ortega
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