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    Posted: September 09 2011 at 2:14pm
THE GREEN MILE 
 
Directed by David (TWILIGHT) Slide 
Written by Melissa Rossenberg 
 
Starring Gerard Butler as Paul Edgecomb  
Cuba Gooding Jr. as John Coffey 
Rob Schneider as Brutus 'Brutal' Howell 
Kristin Davies as Jan Edgecomb 
John Travolta as Warden Hal Moores
George Lopez as Eduard Delacroix
Billy Ray Cyrus as Arlen Bitterbuck
Ben Affleck as Percy Wetmore
Ashton Kutcher as 'Wild Bill' Wharton
Jackson Rathbone as Dean Stanton
Martin Short as Harry Terwilliger
Cameron Diaz as Melinda Moores
Al Pacino as Toot-Toot
Sean Connery as Old Paul Edgecomb
Barbra Streisand as Elaine Connelly
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THE GODFATHER 

Written & directed by Jennifer Chambers Lynch 

Cast: 
-Bill Pullman as DON VITO CORLEONE 
-Julian Sands as MICHAEL CORLEONE 
-Bill Paxton as SONNY CORLEONE 
-Kurtwood Smith as TOM HAGEN 
-Julia Ormond as KAY ADAMS 
-Pell James as CONNIE CORLEONE 
-Sherilyn Fenn as APOLLONIA 
-Art Garfunkel as VIRGIL "THE TURK" SOLLOZO 
-French Stewart as PETER CLEMENZA 
-Kent Harper as SALVATORE TESSIO 

This version is the same, except it is told in flashback as the family is arrested and interrogated.Also, when the movie producer wakes up,he doesn't find a horse's head, he notices he has no arms nor legs.
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Hatingvindiesel: It's been a while since I've seen The Green Mile, but does "Wild Bill" Wharton die? Since he's played by Ass-face, I'd watch the hell out of that movie. Also, the Twilight director is David Slade, not David Slide.
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SOME LIKE IT HOT
 
Directed and written by Friedberg and Seltzer
 
Ali Larter as Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Ashton Kutcher as Joe
Jorma Taccone as Jerry
John Travolta as Spats Colombo
Pierce Brosnan as Det. Mulligan
Steve Martin as Osgood Fielding III
Marlon Wayans as Little Bonaparte
 
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NORTH BY NORTHWEST
 
Directed by Joel Schumacher, written by Greg Berlanti
 
Shia LaButthole as Roger O'Thornhill
Megan Fox as Eve Kendall
Robert De Niro as Lester Townsend
Josh Duhamel as Phillip Vandamm
 
That's all I can think of. Please let me know if you have any new suggestions or changes to my remake!
 
UPDATE: I've changed Michael Bay to history's greatest monster and Ehren Krueger to that f*cker Greg Berlanti!
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Now that you mention it...a lot of the remakes here lately have been either direced by Michael Bay or Uwe Boll,and written by the TRANSFORMERS writers.Come on.This is Hollywood.There are more contenders for the worst remakes.
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Breakfast at Tiffany's directed by Dennis Dugan.
Jessica Alba as Holly Golighty
Paul Rudd as Paul Varjak
Richard Chamberlain as Doc Golighty
Adam Sandler as Mr. Yunioshi(the Mickey Rooney character.)
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orly1971, Rob Schneider should by Mr. Yunioshu; it would be twice as offensive as Sandler.
 
Also, what happened to Schneider? Is Allen Covert the new Schneider? He was in Just Go With It and he's going to be in Jack And Jill.
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Not really. Sandler has always had an "entourage"*Covert (who also sometimes produces and writes) Peter Dante and Jonathan Loughran. They've always had roles in his movies, even before Schneider did. The main proof of this is when all 4 appeared on THE KING OF QUEENS to promote CHUCK & LARRY

*There are 3 of them.
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SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
 
Directed and written by Michael Patrick King
 
Robert Pattinson as Don Lockwood
Jackson Rathbone as Cosmo Brown
Miley Cyrus as Kathy Selden
Megan Fox as Lina Lamont
George Lopez as R.F. Simpson
Gerard Butler as Roscoe Dexter
Kristen Stewart as Zelda Zanders
 
Songs by Paramore and Miley Cyrus
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2011 at 2:29pm
Since LANA sings bad in the movie,as an irony,she should sing well in the Risible Razzie Remake.And what's wrong with Paramore?
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A remake of "The Three Musketeers," 

Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and s
tarring Orlando Bloom and Milla Jovovich. 
 
 
Oh wait, never mind -- that remake has already happened!
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Originally posted by Vits

Now that you mention it...a lot of the remakes here lately have been either direced by Michael Bay or Uwe Boll,and written by the TRANSFORMERS writers.Come on.This is Hollywood.There are more contenders for the worst remakes.


The Transformer writers also wrote Star Trek, does that make them bad screenwriters?
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I think he reffered to Ehren Krueger, not Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman.
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Originally posted by whatsthepoint


The Transformer writers also wrote Star Trek, does that make them bad screenwriters?
No, it just proves how bad Michael Bay is as a storyteller. I bet he edited the hell out of the script because it was "too smart" for him at the time.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 24 2011 at 1:01pm
No,no.I meant most fake remakes created on this forum are mady by the same people.
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