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    Posted: January 08 2011 at 10:06am
But the RAZZIES never even considered Darkness Falls for their Worst Of 2003 awards... did they?  
 
And if anyone wants me to see Season of the Witch, I say, "No deal!" I look at the director and know that if dis-honor were made of tar, my skin would be singed and crusty by now.  

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Due to SotW's RT score of 1%, I can say that this horror film is so bad it makes 'I Know Who Killed Me' and 'Darkness Falls' look like 'The Exorcist' and 'Nosferatu' 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote TheMovieCritic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 08 2011 at 2:44pm
I've noticed a pattern the worst Cages hair gets the worst his film is. Look at his film from last year and this one that just came out so sad.   
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So in order to save his career, Nic Cage must ... shave his head completely bald?!?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote phe_de Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2011 at 3:44am
Don't Robin Hood movies usually do well?  

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Anyway I was just wondering what was the last succesfull blockbuster set in medieval times, because I can't remember even one of those films! 
 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2011 at 11:05am
The recent Robin Hood is rated 53% on Metacritic and 42% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vheid Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 14 2011 at 2:06pm
I just saw it and it was so cheesy.

Pearlman and a puffy faced Nic Cage feel misplaced as the only Americans in an all Brit-cast. On top of that there dialogue sounds more like that of buddy-cop movie than a medieval one. Also a lot of swordsplay and mindless action fun and what will probably be one of the most unoriginal endings of the year: ***SPOILER***The girl wasn't a witch, she was just posessed by the devil.

On it's Razzie-chances. I think it will most likely be forgotten once voting has begon, because it really isn't memorable enough to stay on peoples mind for such a long time.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BurnHollywoodBurn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 15 2011 at 9:39am
Originally posted by Vheid


On it's Razzie-chances. I think it will most likely be forgotten once voting has begon, because it really isn't memorable enough to stay on peoples mind for such a long time.
I don't know, it depends on how many voters see it on DVD. Considering Cage's track record of proving that "Nic Cage's Agent" parody video from College Humor true, I doubt the voters would be willing to let him off the hook much longer.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 15 2011 at 3:30pm
If The Season of the Witch was the only movie Cage was starring in this year, then yes, you're probably right.  But Cage is also appearing in a movie called Drive Angry with Amber Heard.  And even better, it's in 3D (for Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest!).
 
So, Cage appearing in two Razzie worthy films increases his chances of appearing on next year's ballot greatly.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote rocketsfan05 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 19 2011 at 12:56pm
Wow this looks pretty bad. I knew this would be a flop from the moment I saw the previews.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote phe_de Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 19 2011 at 1:35pm
Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry

DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER the LAST TIME 3-TIME RAZZIE® NOMINEE NICOLAS CAGE TOP-LINED a MOVIE THAT HAD EITHER DECENT REVIEWS (or AT LEAST OKAY BOX OFFICE)? 

Decent reviews: Kick-Ass.
Okay Box office: National Treasure - Book of secrets.

That was easy.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 19 2011 at 1:51pm
I think HeadRAZZ meant both things. Not so easy,right?
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According to Salem theology, a witch is someone who is possessed by the devil.  

Originally posted by Vheid

***SPOILER***The girl wasn't a witch, she was just posessed by the devil.

sh*tty movies are the opiate of the masses.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vheid Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 5:31am
Don't blame me. They really meant it as some sort of a plot twist. They say something like "Oh no, if we knew that she was posessed by a CGI version of the devil (with wings and horns) instead of being a witch, we would never have taken her so close to the book that can destroy demons!"  
 
Just want to point out that these arn't there exact words, but a free interpetation of them by me.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mayhem5185 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 4:52pm
Well Nicolas Cage also has "Drive Angry in 3D" on the horizon, and that looks to be another steaming pile of bear sh*t! I'd say his chances of winning Worst Actor this year are in the 90% range...  

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Post Options Post Options   Quote GTAHater767 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 5:00pm
Nicolas Cage lost in the Worst of 2006 RAZZIES because of Little Man, right? We'll just have to see how Drive Angry does before I can say myself. Then again, it's only the winter quarter, so I usually reserve judgment until at least the summer quarter.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BurnHollywoodBurn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 6:32pm
Like I said, winter is the worst season for movies, because that's when all the worst s*** is released, and Nic Cage is single-handedly proving that statement true!
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